[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra wrote:
I'm surprised that so many people here are revolted more by the description of anilingus (that would be the clinical way of saying "rimjob") than they are by the worms. It's a hilarious example of a double standard: Us guys expect our uh, significant others (I was going to say fuck buddies, but I'm trying to keep this from getting too vulgar) to perform fellatio (the scientific word for a blow job), which requires a girl to suck on something that urine exits the body from, not to mention the fact that it (literally) hangs out mere inches from the anus. But when it's our turn to give some oral gratification, suddenly it's "EWWWW!!!"
Granted, I don't think I'd be too enthusiastic about having to give a rimjob myself, but then again, if I were a girl, I doubt I'd be too eager to perform fellatio either.
i couldn't agree with you more.
What the fuck is with all the prudes saying they don't mess w/ the asshole? I bet everysingle one of them does it.
Trust me, when you've fucked your girl for so long, you have to work to make things fun, and that pussy doesn't get tight any more. Next stop is the chocolate starfish. Fuckin prude ass preteens in here.
I like the part where she was like "oh they're just thread worms, alot of people have them..." NO BITCH< A LOT OF PEOPLE DONT HAVE F'KIN WORMS COMING OUT OF THEIR BALLOON KNOT!!! JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST.
I'm sorry elixer, try not to stray from the chocolate mud puddle, cuz soon it will be all you want.