Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot......1927(h) wrote:
Im suprised you didn't spend 30 mins fucking her belly button, a quick tip kiddies.
When fucking a fat piece take a bottle of talk, squirt it over the "warm bucket of water" and ask her to fart. This will give you an indication of where to start.
ps, some ski's taped to your ass stops you falling in to.
lmao Fat girls need loving to..........Smaug wrote:
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot......1927(h) wrote:
Im suprised you didn't spend 30 mins fucking her belly button, a quick tip kiddies.
When fucking a fat piece take a bottle of talk, squirt it over the "warm bucket of water" and ask her to fart. This will give you an indication of where to start.
ps, some ski's taped to your ass stops you falling in to.
Once you find that wet spot you can slap her ass and ride the wave in!acidkiller187 wrote:
lmao Fat girls need loving to..........Smaug wrote:
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot......1927(h) wrote:
Im suprised you didn't spend 30 mins fucking her belly button, a quick tip kiddies.
When fucking a fat piece take a bottle of talk, squirt it over the "warm bucket of water" and ask her to fart. This will give you an indication of where to start.
ps, some ski's taped to your ass stops you falling in to.
lol owned!!!!
lmfao. you life sucks now
Is it just me or after reading this thread my ass is all itchy?
Thats what you get for hooking up with a girl that you met on MSN.
wow. dude... wow..
im... wow...
im... wow...
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Des.Kmal wrote:
wow. dude... wow..
im... wow...
Omfg
Lol thats disgusting seeing that. Ive tried fingering my Gf's ass. Got halfway in but she stopped me.
But licking it is the last thing i'd do. And after seeing WORMS id never speak to the girl again.
But licking it is the last thing i'd do. And after seeing WORMS id never speak to the girl again.
Typed WORMS in yhoo expecting to get some funny pic of a computer game worm and instead found that, pissed myself when I seen it, poor chap looks most unhappy.kr@cker wrote:
so how the hell did you come across that pic?1927 wrote:
[url]http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/aztecs/worms-xi-f-104v.jpg[/url]
That is the funniest thing I've ever heard! HAHAHAHHAAE7IX3R wrote:
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What the fuck is this fasination with the anus, it's nasty, shit comes out it, why is everyone putting there fingers in there & licking it ffs! Much less having sex with the ass whats the matter with the first hole ?
i couldnt agree with you more mate, fingering and licking asses is sick!!!!TrollmeaT wrote:
What the fuck is this fasination with the anus, it's nasty, shit comes out it, why is everyone putting there fingers in there & licking it ffs! Much less having sex with the ass whats the matter with the first hole ?
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Dude that is freaking nasty , worms .... lol and she said lots of people have them haha ... thats discusting !! - go kill urself for what you just went through
Parasites are a definite no-no in a lady....
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan." - Eric Cantona.
Simon wrote:
QQQQQQQQQQQQFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeGillenator wrote:
Too....much....information!
lol!
Yuck.... I think i would've doen the same thing than you, get far far away.... Anyway here's a +1 for the pain
Dude,
you stuck your tongue and finger - where they should never go - and now you know why - lesson learned
Humans are walking highrises of parasitic and other biological helpers.. you are a walking bacterial mass - get over it -
get some canestine - youll live
welcome to life on the planet earth
you know that porn you watch - those people rigorously clean and lubricate their asses
now you know why
I suggest you dont stick anything anywhere that might hurt your sensitive nature in future
U BIG BABY!!
Edit: why dont you give her a call - now youve got something in common - cause youve got worms too mate - so how would you like to be treated???? by people running away like hysterical little girls - like you did?
you stuck your tongue and finger - where they should never go - and now you know why - lesson learned
Humans are walking highrises of parasitic and other biological helpers.. you are a walking bacterial mass - get over it -
get some canestine - youll live
welcome to life on the planet earth
you know that porn you watch - those people rigorously clean and lubricate their asses
now you know why
I suggest you dont stick anything anywhere that might hurt your sensitive nature in future
U BIG BABY!!
Edit: why dont you give her a call - now youve got something in common - cause youve got worms too mate - so how would you like to be treated???? by people running away like hysterical little girls - like you did?
Last edited by YunDog (2006-12-18 16:32:37)
Shut up goddamn it! There are KIDS who visit here. They don't need to be searching through girls just yet!E7IX3R wrote:
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I can just imagine E7IX3R cowering under a desk or in a cupboard rocking back and forth muttering "They're everywhere...everywhere"...
nothing wrong with fucking a tight asshole, kind of like banging a virgin i dont think i'd eat one though, ill save that for my porn tapes...
Fucking hell man, that's scary shit.*pukes*