I found a GLITCH in the Bible.

2006-12-15 14:18:56

#1

HeavyMetalDave: Metal Godz; +107|7083|California

Adam and Eve were created up from the ground by God....Right?

They were immortal, and did not have to reproduce...Right?

So they had no sex organs....right?

So while God wasnt looking, Satan as the snake told Eve to eat apple...Right?

They had NO knowledge of evil...Right?

Snake told Eve she would just know what God knows....Right?

So SHE eats,then makes Adam eat....Right?

(Here's my glitch)

They SEE they are naked, and HIDE....right?

BUT what do they see? they have no sex parts yet. (Confused)

God comes back, FINDS them, and curses them...right?

Tells them, To stay immortal you must now reproduce, gives women most of curse, as child bearer...Right?

My point is...

If they didnt get the sex organs until AFTER they were caught, then WHAT did they see after they ate the apple? WHAT embarresed them?

BOGUS
WRONG
BULLSHIT
STORY
FICTION

It's all about the earth and mother nature...

See you next time kids, and Keep Banging Thy Heads!!!!!

2006-12-15 14:20:34

#2

SysTray: "Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !; +180|7246|Delaware

What?

2006-12-15 14:20:43

#3

chittydog: less busy; +586|7261|Kubra, Damn it!

Not worth getting upset over, I heard they're aware of it and have a patch on its way.

2006-12-15 14:21:18

#4

-Gunsmoke-: Member; +165|7061|South Jersey

What?

2006-12-15 14:21:21

#5

Yaocelotl: :D; +221|7075|Keyboard

Adam saw herpes in there

2006-12-15 14:22:31

#6

Simon: basically; +838|7083|UK

Right?

2006-12-15 14:22:42

#7

r2zoo: Knowledge is power, guard it well; +126|7022|Michigan, USA

Gonna debate a story thousands of years old thats been edited some man times and in so many ways, just becasue something isnt fully explained doesnt mean its wrong.

2006-12-15 14:23:07

#8

HeavyMetalDave: Metal Godz; +107|7083|California

Well my understanding is that it's already been patched numerous times...

I mean GOD doesn't patch.... or does He?

2006-12-15 14:24:04

#9

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7181|United States of America

You fail. You see, Christians as I see that sex is something for enjoyment with your spouse, not purely for reproduction. The reason God gave us the ability to have sex was for enjoyment with your spouse in marrage, and so you can have kids with him/her. The reason there are STD's now are based on the pure fact that if people had sex only in marrage there would be nothing to get any diseases from. AIDs and other things were started from premarital sex, beastiality, and so on. They had sex organs, otherwise they wouldn't be male and female. So, your whole theory is wrong here.

2006-12-15 14:26:17

#10

plastic_budgie: Member; +114|7176|England : East Yorkshire

probably had piles that why they where so embarrassed they had such a red ass.

2006-12-15 14:29:36

#11

chittydog: less busy; +586|7261|Kubra, Damn it!

Miller wrote:
You fail. You see, Christians as I see that sex is something for enjoyment with your spouse, not purely for reproduction. The reason God gave us the ability to have sex was for enjoyment with your spouse in marrage, and so you can have kids with him/her. The reason there are STD's now are based on the pure fact that if people had sex only in marrage there would be nothing to get any diseases from. AIDs and other things were started from premarital sex, beastiality, and so on. They had sex organs, otherwise they wouldn't be male and female. So, your whole theory is wrong here.

So how does that have anything to do with Adam & Eve not have sex organs until after they ate the apple?

2006-12-15 14:29:52

#12

voodoodolphins: Member; +92|7128

chittydog wrote:
Not worth getting upset over, I heard they're aware of it and have a patch on its way.

I am actually a beta tester on that patch. It was me that found the glitch that enables you to kick God as commander if you are prone at the tree while using the Adam kit....I am very proud

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2006-12-15 14:31:49

#13

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7181|United States of America

chittydog wrote:
Miller wrote:
You fail. You see, Christians as I see that sex is something for enjoyment with your spouse, not purely for reproduction. The reason God gave us the ability to have sex was for enjoyment with your spouse in marriage, and so you can have kids with him/her. The reason there are STD's now are based on the pure fact that if people had sex only in marriage there would be nothing to get any diseases from. AIDs and other things were started from premarital sex, bestiality, and so on. They had sex organs, otherwise they wouldn't be male and female. So, your whole theory is wrong here.
So how does that have anything to do with Adam & Eve not have sex organs until after they ate the apple?

They had them, but they had no embarrassment as they didn't have knowledge of right and wrong.

2006-12-15 14:33:13

#14

HeavyMetalDave: Metal Godz; +107|7083|California

GENESIS is full of holes....

I'm reading it right now....

I have many times...

GENESIS Ch6-7 and the eyes of them both were opened and they saw that they were naked, grabbed figs leaves yadda yadda

NOTHING ABOUT WHAT WAS BAD ABOUT BEING NAKED OR WHAT GOD KNOWS

WHAT? WHERES WHAT WE KNOW? OR SAW? lame...

GOD gives us they boot..

So when my child first does something wrong I should kick him outta the house....nice guy

pfft...

2006-12-15 14:33:19

#15

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|7185|San Antonio, Texas

They had sex organs to begin with.

2006-12-15 14:34:35

#16

chittydog: less busy; +586|7261|Kubra, Damn it!

Miller wrote:
chittydog wrote:
So how does that have anything to do with Adam & Eve not have sex organs until after they ate the apple?
They had them, but they had no embarrassment as they didn't have knowledge of right and wrong.

Makes sense. You shoulda just said that in the first place.

2006-12-15 14:35:46

#17

seraphite86: Member; +1|6899|Florida

chittydog wrote:
I heard they're aware of it and have a patch on its way.

2006-12-15 14:36:31

#18

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7181|United States of America

chittydog wrote:
Miller wrote:
chittydog wrote:
So how does that have anything to do with Adam & Eve not have sex organs until after they ate the apple?
They had them, but they had no embarrassment as they didn't have knowledge of right and wrong.
Makes sense. You shoulda just said that in the first place.

Sorry, but I have to explain everything differently for some people. Now that I know you get things quick and clear to point, I'll try to explain like that to you when I encounter you.

2006-12-15 14:37:08

#19

Towelly: It's A State Of Mind; +399|7016|Your attic

No...

A glitch would be.

Adam and Eve are kicked out of The Garden Of Eden and have children, the names of those children where Kain and Able (both male).

So if the bible teaches us (and I'm sure it does) that incest is wrong, how did the human race stem from that family of 4?

So, which religion shall I destroy next?

Last edited by Towelly (2006-12-15 14:37:54)

2006-12-15 14:38:13

#20

HeavyMetalDave: Metal Godz; +107|7083|California

At least adam got a FLAMING SWORD!!!!

see ch3 - 24

It turns every way!!!!!

WHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTT???????

2006-12-15 14:39:16

#21

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7181|United States of America

Towelly wrote:
No...

A glitch would be.

Adam and Eve are kicked out of The Garden Of Eden and have children, the names of those children where Kain and Able (both male).

So if the bible teaches us (and I'm sure it does) that incest is wrong, how did the human race stem from that family of 4?

So, which religion shall I destroy next?

What else are you going to do to have kids? Reach into Eve, yank out her sex organs and go with those?

2006-12-15 14:40:59

#22

HeavyMetalDave: Metal Godz; +107|7083|California

You guys are HALARIOUS!!!!!

Seriously...

No big whoop, just havin fun.

oh..

MERRY CHRSTMAS... plz dont be offended by that

2006-12-15 14:40:59

#23

voodoodolphins: Member; +92|7128

Miller wrote:
Towelly wrote:
No...

A glitch would be.

Adam and Eve are kicked out of The Garden Of Eden and have children, the names of those children where Kain and Able (both male).

So if the bible teaches us (and I'm sure it does) that incest is wrong, how did the human race stem from that family of 4?

So, which religion shall I destroy next?
What else are you going to do to have kids? Reach into Eve, yank out her sex organs and go with those?

That actually works if you have ducktape

2006-12-15 14:41:59

#24

Towelly: It's A State Of Mind; +399|7016|Your attic

Miller wrote:
Towelly wrote:
No...

A glitch would be.

Adam and Eve are kicked out of The Garden Of Eden and have children, the names of those children where Kain and Able (both male).

So if the bible teaches us (and I'm sure it does) that incest is wrong, how did the human race stem from that family of 4?

So, which religion shall I destroy next?
What else are you going to do to have kids? Reach into Eve, yank out her sex organs and go with those?

I love seeing devout Christians try to answer that one, they all fail miserably.

P.S. I know very few Christians take every single page of the Bible as complete fact but the amount of times it contradicts itself is dumb founding.

2006-12-15 14:43:00

#25

voodoodolphins: Member; +92|7128

Towelly wrote:
Miller wrote:
Towelly wrote:
No...

A glitch would be.

Adam and Eve are kicked out of The Garden Of Eden and have children, the names of those children where Kain and Able (both male).

So if the bible teaches us (and I'm sure it does) that incest is wrong, how did the human race stem from that family of 4?

So, which religion shall I destroy next?
What else are you going to do to have kids? Reach into Eve, yank out her sex organs and go with those?
I love seeing devout Christians try to answer that one, they all fail miserably.

P.S. I know very few Christians take every single page of the Bible as complete fact but the amount of times it contradicts itself is dumb founding.

hmmm do you know anyone at all that does that?

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