naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6764|Southampton, UK

Sl4y3r wrote:

Yes indeed, Neger pointed it out! Have a nice one Gill! Try the tongue thingy, maybe it tastes eh diffrent first, but believe me, if you´ve do it for some time, the girl will eat you alive!

Slayer is asking himself if this is a gaming forum!
Eat you alive.. Hoping she doesn't bite!

Night asks himself the same question

Last edited by Knightnifer (2006-12-15 05:14:08)

Negerkungen
I could not care less
+541|6945|Topside

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

well at this rate we can sit next to Dr. phool
Who the hell is Dr. phool???Do you mean Dr.Phil?
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6941|The Hague, Netherlands

Negerkungen wrote:

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

well at this rate we can sit next to Dr. phool
Who the hell is Dr. phool???Do you mean Dr.Phil?
yeah I call him Dr. Phool tho
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
zeidmaan
Member
+234|6618|Vienna

lol best discusion ever.
And yeah a very very important trick. Try to figure out what part of her SHE doesnt like. Every girl has something she thinks is unatractive. If you manage to figure that out, than you wont have any problems.  Just concentrate on that part
If she has smaller breasts than usual, she will probably think that they are most unataractive breasts in the world. Thats how girls think.
Use her WEAKNESS against her. This is not just a trick during sex, but courtship also
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6749|Doncaster, UK
Remember, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
B.Schuss
I'm back, baby... ( sort of )
+664|7044|Cologne, Germany

I had no idea this thread would become x-rated so soon.

If this continues, we'll need one of those "Parental Advisory - Explicit Content" stickers.
superfly_cox
soup fly mod
+717|6984

oh i couldn't handle small breasts.  b cup is the minimum for me.  she was to be blond (or willing to dye hair ), thin, 170 cm or taller, and endowed before negotiations about being superfly's GF even begin!

edit: @Schuss --> Explicit Content Advisory = Done

Last edited by superfly_cox (2006-12-15 05:34:29)

Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6959|Hell, p.o box 666

but first of all, remember:

https://www.nascsports.org/images/2005boxing/NASC10.jpg

PIN HER DOWN!!!
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6597|Evilsville
Lol!
Never expected to get all these kind of tips actually.
Her breast are a good size by the way. W00t!
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6749|Doncaster, UK
And if all else fails, you can always get the Spiderman outfit out

https://www.fancydresscostumeshop.com/images/small/10060.gif
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6764|Southampton, UK

If any of you know what a BCG is - I strongly reccommend it.

Backwards Cow Girl



https://www.uniqueimages.com/images/2003/COWGIRL.gif

Last edited by Knightnifer (2006-12-15 05:38:21)

DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6749|Doncaster, UK
How would a vaccination against tuberculosis help here????? I'm telling you, chicks dig the spidey costume. Especially if you leap off the top of the wardrobe.
Negerkungen
I could not care less
+541|6945|Topside

zeidmaan wrote:

lol best discusion ever.
And yeah a very very important trick. Try to figure out what part of her SHE doesnt like. Every girl has something she thinks is unatractive. If you manage to figure that out, than you wont have any problems.  Just concentrate on that part
If she has smaller breasts than usual, she will probably think that they are most unataractive breasts in the world. Thats how girls think.
Use her WEAKNESS against her. This is not just a trick during sex, but courtship also
It's his first time,why in the hell should he think about that then??It's not a competition,it's about having a great time.
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6959|Hell, p.o box 666

and maybe try this outfit, it´s a 100% then!

https://www.ride.ch/attachments/bilddb/n10000398.jpg
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6749|Doncaster, UK
Elvis FTW

I dare you, when you've just finished, curl your lip and say, "Thankyou very much" in an Elvis styley!
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6597|Evilsville
What do I get if I do that?
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6764|Southampton, UK

Mwhaaha - Computer has Just arrived - New Desk is being set up in my room atm - and computer will then be set up....
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6597|Evilsville
Are you stalking me?
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6764|Southampton, UK

Well guys, i'm at now in my room - in front of a 22" Screen and typing on my new keyboard with the tower between my legs, safely hearing the 8800GTX's fan blowing
Getting 2nd version of 2142 on the 25th and will be up and playing hopefully that evening.

Last edited by Knightnifer (2006-12-15 10:03:22)

theDude5B
Cool member
+804|6953
sweet!

you will have a lot of run with that rig! make sure you put some anti virus stuff on it now before you go on the web too much,
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6764|Southampton, UK

Got free stuff with i - but not too trustworthy..
Getting Norton Installed soon (Yes i am aware it sucks)

Getting TS atm and considering the only game i have atm is HL2, CS:S, HL1:S - there isn't much i can do.
But i'll come and talk to you..
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6597|Evilsville

Knightnifer wrote:

Well guys, i'm at now in my room - in front of a 22" Screen and typing on my new keyboard with the tower between my legs, safely hearing the 8800GTX's fan blowing
Getting 2nd version of 2142 on the 25th and will be up and playing hopefully that evening.
Great! Now you've madedme jealous.
Now I'm really have to come and knife you.
Beware!
Doperwt.
Anouk, Slayers little bitch
+80|6597|Belgium

Knightnifer wrote:

Well guys, i'm at now in my room - in front of a 22" Screen
well youre view on the world just got bigger.  I'm getting a new pc next summer I think.
Hallvard
Member
+263|6725|North Norway

Knightnifer wrote:

Got free stuff with i - but not too trustworthy..
Getting Norton Installed soon (Yes i am aware it sucks)
get AVG
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|6764|Southampton, UK

kmjnhb wrote:

Knightnifer wrote:

Got free stuff with i - but not too trustworthy..
Getting Norton Installed soon (Yes i am aware it sucks)
get AVG
Had it - was very good but i don't think i'll be getting it again.
McAfee - Sort of good AVG better, but as i said Norton is what i'm getting.. (I'm not paying)

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