Hallvard
Member
+263|6725|North Norway

if you can play bf2 then you can play 2142.. I lag a lot more in bf2 then in 2142...
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6597|Evilsville
Man! I'm nervous as hell! My girlfriend is going to sleep at my place for the first time this saturday.
That is the good part.
The bad part is....I've never done it before.. *feels a bit ashamed*
I hope I'm not to open with you guys?
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6959|Hell, p.o box 666

No problem Gillenator! Just dont show here the little Gillenator as soon as she´s undressed

Dont worry about it, dont even think about it, if she has some exp. let her do the work!

Further, trial and error ftw!!!

ask Sl4y3r the women amplifier
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6597|Evilsville
Lol!
But thanks for the reassurance. I really needed that.
Luckily she has experience.
superfly_cox
soup fly mod
+717|6984

Gillenator wrote:

Man! I'm nervous as hell! My girlfriend is going to sleep at my place for the first time this saturday.
That is the good part.
The bad part is....I've never done it before.. *feels a bit ashamed*
I hope I'm not to open with you guys?
what will you give me for superfly's super secret love secrets?!?

my advice, don't worry about it.  accept the fact that your not going to be Ron Jeremy the first time you do it...i don't know a single person who was good the first time...in this sense its okay to be a noob.  also, be honest with your girlfriend about it and that will take away alot of the pressure.  a little alcohol wouldn't hurt (but not too much).  maybe break out a bottle of red wine beforehand!
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6959|Hell, p.o box 666

or even two! One for her, one for you Girls go wild with the alcohol-s*x combination!

uuuuuuuuuuuh, yeah, listen to me baby!

Advice: dont ask if you´ve done it good when youßre finished! Never! Dont ask! Got me?! Just do it again!!!
theDude5B
Cool member
+804|6953
stick her on TS and let us charm her for you!

BACK ON TOPIC NOW LADIES!
Hallvard
Member
+263|6725|North Norway

it's the chatter topic... what is "back on topic"?
superfly_cox
soup fly mod
+717|6984

but i like this topic!!!  would be a shame if the world could not benefit from our vast collective knowledge!

hmmm...maybe gillie can wear headphones while doing it and we can sort of talk him through it on TS!
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6597|Evilsville
Thanks to all!
She already knows it is going to be my first time. So that's good. Right?
I will get me a few beers before the big thing happens, but of course no a lot.
And of course I will not ask her if I have done it right after it has happened.

Edit : Lol at headphones.
*Hi guys, I'm now doing this and this*
*What should I do next*
*Ah crap! Too late*

Last edited by Gillenator (2006-12-15 01:50:46)

DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6749|Doncaster, UK
Good luck man

Just don't make a joke out of it either, they don't like that..... apparently.
theDude5B
Cool member
+804|6953

kmjnhb wrote:

it's the chatter topic... what is "back on topic"?
2142 chatter, not chatter chatter!
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6941|The Hague, Netherlands

So this thread is Love Paradise now ?
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
zeidmaan
Member
+234|6618|Vienna

think about BF2142 while doing it. You will "last" longer

Or you should have just went and got some hookers for few hours, and get you game going. She would still think its going to be you first time, and not that amazing. And than BOOOM!!!! wtf11!!1!!!! all of a sudden your a stud
Negerkungen
I could not care less
+541|6945|Topside

theDude5B wrote:

kmjnhb wrote:

it's the chatter topic... what is "back on topic"?
2142 chatter, not chatter chatter!
I chatter about what ever I want."Back on topic"Pffffff.
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6941|The Hague, Netherlands

Negerkungen wrote:

theDude5B wrote:

kmjnhb wrote:

it's the chatter topic... what is "back on topic"?
2142 chatter, not chatter chatter!
I chatter about what ever I want."Back on topic"Pffffff.
BLAME IT ON THE SWEDES IN 2142 !
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
Negerkungen
I could not care less
+541|6945|Topside

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

Negerkungen wrote:

theDude5B wrote:


2142 chatter, not chatter chatter!
I chatter about what ever I want."Back on topic"Pffffff.
BLAME IT ON THE SWEDES IN 2142 !
Hell yeah!!!
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|6941|The Hague, Netherlands

zeidmaan wrote:

think about BF2142 while doing it. You will "last" longer

Or you should have just went and got some hookers for few hours, and get you game going. She would still think its going to be you first time, and not that amazing. And than BOOOM!!!! wtf11!!1!!!! all of a sudden your a stud
AKA The Zeidmaan Technique
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png
Slayer
---hates you
+1,137|6959|Hell, p.o box 666

While doing it, I always think of Negerkungen or Alfie
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6749|Doncaster, UK
Ewwwwwww!
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6597|Evilsville
Rofl!
Thinking about 2142 while doing it.
That reminds me of shooting, which again reminds me of you know what, which probably means I'm going to be finished real soon.
Not a very good idea I guess.
the_B3
BF2s EU 2142 Server Adore
+69|6845|The Netherlands
Take the support kit Gilly; Hold the button and it will get more accurate, not too long though, or it will overheat

Last edited by eS^theB3brr (2006-12-15 03:09:54)

Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6597|Evilsville
If it overheats it only takes a few seconds before it's ready for action again. Lol!

*Poof*
Headshot

Last edited by Gillenator (2006-12-15 03:14:07)

superfly_cox
soup fly mod
+717|6984

ways to not overheat:
1) think of slayer or negerkungen
2) drink alcohol in copious quantities
3) wear a rubber
4) think of spawnofthemist:
https://myspace-696.vo.llnwd.net/00998/69/69/998149696_l.jpg
Gillenator
Evils Bammed Sex Machine
+129|6597|Evilsville
What means copious?
Also, I think that if I'm thinking of spawnofthemist it will probably refuse to work the rest of the night.
Don't think my GF is going to be happy with that.

Edit: And of course I'm going to wear a rubber.

Last edited by Gillenator (2006-12-15 03:21:56)

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