There are several people in the world whom I would love to get the opportunity to tell, face to face, to shut the fuck up. A few are here on the forums, a few at work, hell my girlfriend is even on that list, but the one asshole that I'd really love to tell is Paul Mooney.
Paul Mooney is a parasite. That's about the nicest thing I can say about that douche bag. This asshole rides the tabloids and the headliners looking for a chance to insert his shitty personal views on the subject at hand, which by the way, is none of his fucking business to begin with. Most of you may know him as the black guy on every single channel during the KKKramer scandal talking about how racism is a big problem and how he was appalled and blah da blah da fucking blah! For those who DON'T know this piece of human filth, here's a picture:

Figure 1-1: A living breathing catch rag.
First off, the guy just looks like an asshole. Second, he's a fucking leech. Look hard at the picture above, for it is the incarnation of failure. The only thing Paul Mooney has accomplished other than being head writer of some half-assed shows in the late 70's and early 80's is the road he has paved for people who's careers are over to get on TV by being a hypocritical tampon string. Every time some white guy says "nigger" there he is.."BOOM" right there, in your face on the TV telling you what a bunch of racist assholes we are and how black people are just getting the shit kicked out of them everyday, everywhere. As a matter of fact a few months ago I saw this gooch on CNN defending his right to use the word "nigger" when ever he pleased, saying it was "his word" and "I earned the right to say it and it's mine and you can't tell me not to say it". Yet when Kramer goes off on someone or Mel Gibson gets drunk and asks a police man if he's a Jew.....ohh my GOD someone please call Paul Mooney so we can hear what he thinks!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP PAUL MOONEY
One only needs to do a google search for Paul Mooney to see what a hypocritical piece of shit he is. On his "homepage" (which BTW is nothing more than an information page off his agent's company website), the word "nigger" is plastered all over the damn thing. For instance:

I'm glad you can talk shit about white people for an hour and a half, film it, sell it and make money from it and then tell us we are the racist assholes. I sincerely hope you die in a car fire.
I could go on about this dickhole for hours, but frankly, writing about him makes me want to vomit. The only advice I can give Paul Mooney is, to shut the fuck up, stay off the television, collect your royalties from Sanford and Son and drown in a septic tank. So remember kids, if you see this asshole....

....aim for the balls first, then his fat hypocritical mouth.
Paul Mooney is a parasite. That's about the nicest thing I can say about that douche bag. This asshole rides the tabloids and the headliners looking for a chance to insert his shitty personal views on the subject at hand, which by the way, is none of his fucking business to begin with. Most of you may know him as the black guy on every single channel during the KKKramer scandal talking about how racism is a big problem and how he was appalled and blah da blah da fucking blah! For those who DON'T know this piece of human filth, here's a picture:

Figure 1-1: A living breathing catch rag.
First off, the guy just looks like an asshole. Second, he's a fucking leech. Look hard at the picture above, for it is the incarnation of failure. The only thing Paul Mooney has accomplished other than being head writer of some half-assed shows in the late 70's and early 80's is the road he has paved for people who's careers are over to get on TV by being a hypocritical tampon string. Every time some white guy says "nigger" there he is.."BOOM" right there, in your face on the TV telling you what a bunch of racist assholes we are and how black people are just getting the shit kicked out of them everyday, everywhere. As a matter of fact a few months ago I saw this gooch on CNN defending his right to use the word "nigger" when ever he pleased, saying it was "his word" and "I earned the right to say it and it's mine and you can't tell me not to say it". Yet when Kramer goes off on someone or Mel Gibson gets drunk and asks a police man if he's a Jew.....ohh my GOD someone please call Paul Mooney so we can hear what he thinks!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP PAUL MOONEY
One only needs to do a google search for Paul Mooney to see what a hypocritical piece of shit he is. On his "homepage" (which BTW is nothing more than an information page off his agent's company website), the word "nigger" is plastered all over the damn thing. For instance:
So basically, this festering pile of maggot shit is famous for pretty much writing stuff about the n-word, acting like a n-word and selling that word for personal gain. What a fucking prag this guy is. Who the fuck is he to be telling anyone they are a racist, I mean, my god, this asshole is the biggest racist I know of. Eat a dick Paul Mooney. But perhaps I'm wrong.....he did after all make the documentary titled The N-Word:Divided We Stand, which should account for something right? Yeah, maybe if he hadn't wrote and starred in skits like negrodamus and made TV appearances declaring his sole right to use the n-word after the fact. Asshole. Ohh and I love how the shoe {b]doesn't fit{/b] on the other foot:Paul Mooney's Homepage wrote:
Paul Mooney is one of the most dangerous and brilliant comic minds of our time. This is not a show for those considered easily offended.
Like Richard Pryor at his peak, Paul Mooney talks straight. His first professional gig in comedy was with Richard Pryor. He wrote most of the hilarious routines for Pryor's "Saturday Night Live" appearance, co-wrote material on the groundbreaking "Live On Sunset," "Bicentennial Nigger," and "Is It Something I Said" albums, as well as Pryor's film "Jo Jo Dancer, You're Life Is Calling." As head writer for The Richard Pryor Show, he was responsible for the national television debuts of Robin Williams, Sandra Bernhard, Marsha Warfield, John Witherspoon, and Tim Reid.
Paul Mooney was the head writer during the first year of Fox's "In living Color," creating the hilarious "Homey the Clown" skit, "Dial a Nigger" and the "Two Toms." On "Saturday Night Live" he wrote Chevy Chase's famous word association skit. He also wrote for Eddie Murphy and has made appearances in Robert Townsend's "Hollywood Shuffle," "Bustin Loose" and costarred with Damon Wayans in the Spike Lee film "Bamboozled."
Paul Mooney can be seen on Comedy Central's popular "Chappelle's Show" in his "Ask a Black Dude" segment, as well as the character "Negrodamus."

I'm glad you can talk shit about white people for an hour and a half, film it, sell it and make money from it and then tell us we are the racist assholes. I sincerely hope you die in a car fire.
I could go on about this dickhole for hours, but frankly, writing about him makes me want to vomit. The only advice I can give Paul Mooney is, to shut the fuck up, stay off the television, collect your royalties from Sanford and Son and drown in a septic tank. So remember kids, if you see this asshole....
....aim for the balls first, then his fat hypocritical mouth.
Last edited by Cougar (2006-12-13 06:15:31)