Nyte
Legendary BF2S Veteran
+535|7175|Toronto, ON
Ok, here's the story.

I'm driving through a neighborhood when all of a sudden a car speeds through from my left (at an intersection) and hits me at the left tip of my hood.  My car spins all out of control and we both stop.

I get out and start arguing with him (it was a green light on my lane and red in his so I was completely justified).  He tells me the lights were green in his lane.  This guy is a family man too (about in his 40's) he has 3 kids in the back with his wife (So I'm guessing he didn't want to lose face, he was also "white" which explains a lot more).

We decide to take it to the cops.  Cops come and I tell my side of the story and so does he.  Now me being a early 20 year old gets the blame (of course)...

...But me also being a competent computer engineer that likes winning in every situation has prepared for situations like this...

I mounted a webcam system in my car, I have 4 cameras that continuously record everything in all 4 directions (hood, both sides, and bumper) and it gets live uploaded to a secret server in my home, it also gets recorded into a "black box" of sorts in my car into a VHS tape).

He's about the haul me away in his car to take me to station for questioning when I tell them about my gadget.  The father then goes all fucking nuts on me, he's spouting shit like "You fucking asians!!  You're always cheating the system blah blah", "Withholding evidence, you didn't tell me this beforehand, you should be arrested" etc etc.

I'm standing there laughing my ass off when the cop tells me to shut up (WTF???) while the other guy keeps spouting crap out of his mouth (the cop was white btw).  The cop actually goes up to console the fucking father!!  In the end, the cop doesn't write any of this up and says it was an accident!!!!  I'm waving my VHS tape around saying I will get the father arrested and the cop says "You do that, and I will arrest you for aggravation".

I'm like WTF??



The next time I see a father driving with kids, I'm going to crash into and kill all of them.  Then I'm going to tie the bodies of the kids to the back of my car and put the father and mothers heads on top of my hood driving around laughing.

OrangeHound (Mod):  Inappropriate comment removed.


(And yes, after the cop left, I called up my asian friend lawyer.  I hope that whole family gets fucking sued for 10 million and lives in the streets.  In the end, I always win).



Discuss my ownage.
Alpha as fuck.
Mr.Casual
p-n*|3eergogglz
+136|6932|Minnesota eh
Own3d.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7266|Alberta, Canada

Ok, wheres the video? I thought there would be a video here.
Brasso
member
+1,549|7054

Being 100% Chinese myself, I say you = winner.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|7179|United States of America
I'm guessing you need therapy for this now.
Jello.01
Member
+46|7032|DFW, Texas
Damn, wtf. You own Nyte, you own. And I always thought Canadians were always happy...
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7095|UK
this isn't bullshit, this is horseshit!

Ya! a "secret server!!" 

Give me strength.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Leprechaun56
Proud Infantry Whore
+31|7007|U.S.A
wow. just wow.

Now why do you have 4 cameras in your car?
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|7020|Seattle

OMG Nyte, omg

I won't even get into asians behind the wheel.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Timantha
Not useless, just use-impaired
+11|6983|Toledo, OH
Did you manage to catch him going ballistic?  That would be fun to watch.
CrazyEChick
newblette
+6|6903|NH, USA
So, like, are you white? black? asian? purple? green? yellow? english?

Next time you see a father and kids and kill em all, run over to the carcass' and teabag em all and say I PWNED YOU BISHES!!!!!  NOW WHAT!?@#$%&!

...lol
</end beerspeak>
BrOk_MoRdU
Psychotic Sniper Inc.
+76|6975|The Land of Claywhore
That still doesn't make you any better of a sniper than me 
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7000|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
Well at first i was like...WTF why the hell do you have a kind of "black box" in your car..but seem to be a great idea after all.
Nyte
Legendary BF2S Veteran
+535|7175|Toronto, ON

Leprechaun56 wrote:

wow. just wow.

Now why do you have 4 cameras in your car?
I plan ahead for situations like this.  So I can sue people etc etc and just be a plain bitch.

Last edited by Nyte (2006-12-11 15:37:01)

Alpha as fuck.
Apoc-SAS
rebmeM
+39|6811|Scotland
ok. post the video too.
MDFSpacePhantom
It is I
+146|6807|San Jose CA.
YaY you, Now can I have some of your winnings?
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6986|British Columbia, Canada
Until you have posted the video, I will continue to believe that Asians can't drive and the accident was your fault.
Leprechaun56
Proud Infantry Whore
+31|7007|U.S.A

Nyte wrote:

Leprechaun56 wrote:

wow. just wow.

Now why do you have 4 cameras in your car?
I plan ahead for situations like this.  So I can sue people etc etc and just be a plain bitch.
well so I can believe you, why dont you post the vid?
[pt] KEIOS
srs bsns
+231|7076|pimelteror.de
no video - no believe
Towelly
It's A State Of Mind
+399|7014|Your attic
/youtube
deadawakeing
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm
+145|6905
i didnt believe your story for one second
tF-voodoochild
Pew Pew!
+216|7271|San Francisco

Your post is INCREDIBLY racist and does nothing to spur a valid debate of any kind.

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