BF2S Forums Your funniest TK?

ArkAng37 wrote:

I got pissed at this one guy because he would always tk anyone who went for his tank so I used my method of revenge! JIHAD JEEP!


Oh and bluescreen wicked ass sig man! Can I try to talk you into making me one?

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=8391

Oh, and my funniest teamkill was on Wake. I was on the chinese side and we were stopping the enemies from reaching the island. Anyway, i was flying a jet, and while flying over the run-way to get more ammo, i flew directly into a friendly flying the opposite way. But, to add more bad luck, the plane wreck lands on a passing jeep with 4 people inside. 5 tk's. and they ALL punished.

Last edited by idiotofwar (2005-12-25 10:23:44)

No TK, but I tried.

As a Sniper in Ghost Town I was on top of one of the tall buildings. Looking down, I saw this guy prone at a flag, not moving, dark uniform but no nametag. BOOM, head shot. Agin BOOM, head shot. A 3 rd time and no kill. Then I started thinking that this must be one of those glitches where the guy is inside the wall but I shot again. This time he moved and out of the corner of my eye I saw a teammate sniper 10 feet away moving. Fu<king shooting at shadows!

Okay, I have too good ones, one by me, and one by an enemy on another enemy.
My one first.

okay, this guy was a chopper hog. He couldn't fly for shit, but continually insisted on flying. i had been his gunner on two occasions, and had ending up regretting it both times. At the same time, I had a friend playing with me, and was introducing him to the world of BF2. After one unfortunate event where I got to be pilot, and my friend who wanted to learn how to be a gunner but was beaten to it by this un-named fool. I asked him to get out, explained to situation, but the arsehole refused to budge. Fair enough, i told my mate that i would save it for another time and took off.

Well, we did quite nicely for a while, but eventually, I was caught by a 'Lag Strike", a short bout of unexplained lag, and it caused me to crash. I got abused by his nub, and spawned back at the airfield, where my mate was still waiting.

The wanker decided that he was too far away from the chopper to walk, so he drove - over me and my mate, on purpose. Not long after that, he crashed the chopper and re-spawned. My mate shot him, and killed him. He again tried to run us over after he had re-spawned, but missed us both. I typed to him that I would happily let him have the chopper if he wanted, and suggested to Rob, (my mate,) that we could try something else for the time being. I also suggested that Rob kept his eyes on the chopper as it took off. I switched to my detonator and blew the chopper up while he was happily flying in his wonky way.

Oh how we laughed.

Okay, second occurence.
I was attacking the petrol station point at Dajing(?) Oilfields I drove my jeep into a shed and got out in order to try and knife a Spec. Ops guy. He noticed me a little too soon, and started marching backwards out of the shed, shooting at me. I kept my knife out and knew I had no hope. As soon as the Spec. Ops had taken his first step outside the shed, he was run over and TKed by a tank which looked like a runaway freight train. Fuck, I found it so funny. It was like one of those movies where someone comically gets hit my a bus or a train.

I have more, but I write too much.

another one, i was flying a jet, and coming back to the airfield to re-arm and repair, but meanwhile a teamate on another jet flew back to repair also, but a different direction than mine, and boom, crash.

this was kinda funny/wierd glitch. i was playing karkand like everyone else here, and i was at the cement factory, i was onUSMC and a friendly APC drives in and is hanging about. then a MEC Van thing drives in and it pulls up so close to the TOW that the end part of it (the piece where the missle comes out) is like inside the wheel. so i figure i would die but i would kill the drivers, the dude driving the APC doesnt even see the MEC Van. so i run to the TOW and fire. BOOM, i killed to guys but i didnt die, and neither did the van. What the Fuck?? is what im thinking and then i got punished for 2 Tk's and i look up to where the kills are shown and it said i team killed 2 guys, the guy in the gunner seat of the MEC owns me and i see the APC blown up? i started laughing but it was wierd.

Does anyone know how that happened?? did the missle go through the van wheel or what?

lol the supply crate of death,have killed teammate who called for supplies by delivering them to his head

being a sniper, shooting an enemy, but sum1 was kinda out of ammo, so he catched my bullet w/ his head. i think he uses bullet time coz it was 200m away

one time on Oman i was flying a JSF around, doing the usual bomb, chase enemy planes, rearm, repeat...

my brother comes into the room bitching about how our dad told him to get off the computer because it was late. i told him to shutup, i'm playing BF2 and want to concentrate, go away, blah blah...

well, he decides to try and be a tough guy and go for my computer's power button. i quickly level my plane out and let go of the joystick and turn to shove him away before he hits it and *WHAM*, on the screen i see to my horror that I just collided with a fully loaded blackhawk that was leaving the carrier.

guess who i took it out on

I've had a supply crate run me over as it slid down a gentle hill.

My most memorable was playing Jihad Jeep with the DPV on Dragon Valley.  I loaded the DPV with C4.  As I place the last charge, some idiot hops in the driver seat.  I ask him to leave.  He doesn't, and tries to get me in.  Uh, no.   Get out!  He tears off to the next flag on his own.  He's about 100 yards away when I pop the detonator.  I didn't feel bad about the punish he gave me.

Was on Wake Island and this guy was the commander and was piss poor wasn't doing anything to help the team win, So I had a friend jump into the AA gun on the carrier and I was a medic, everytime my friend shot him, i revived him and repeated the process over and over again, untill he eventually left the server allowing someone who can actually command run the show

I don't have a funniest teamkill but the funniest way I was teamkilled was via the flash bang.  Somebody threw it at me and completely blinded me.  I walked out into oncoming traffic.  I couldn't stop laughing.  The guy who ran me over started using obscenities and then got kicked for language.  I didn't punish him though...

Fu She Pass, I respawn at the main Chinese base, get in a Buggy, and take off at a 100 mph. I turn around the corner of a building, and there comes one of my friends, in a Buggy, doing 100 mph... We had absolutely no time to avoid the inevitable ===> Huge explotion, two squad-members dead, laughing their asses off on the voip.

My funniest one was on the oilfields.
I was on my own in a tank, I pull up to a flag, jump out and put C4 on the tank and hide.
The flag goes neutral, my tank starts up and its blue on the minimap.
I get the CP and run out as the tank drives off.
I shout for a pickup and it keeps going, I shout again and nothing.
BOOM, but I did say sorry

Last edited by jamesb (2005-12-29 06:01:22)