What is the best one-person motorized scooter? No polling options because there are just too many!
I've seen the jets, helis, tanks, and airliner polls. Now comes the real deal.
What is the best one-person motorized scooter? No polling options because there are just too many!
What is the best one-person motorized scooter? No polling options because there are just too many!
Scooters are gay. Fact.
x-cooters
I have one
I have one
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
IMHOghettoperson wrote:
Scooters are gay. Fact.
Last edited by DeathUnlimited (2006-12-06 09:44:34)
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pee wee's was best, but i can't find a pic
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ghettoperson wrote:
Scooters are gay. Fact.
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There's really only one choice here - the ACMA Troupes Aeról Portées Mle. 56, aka the "War Vespa". In 1956 the French Army retooled Vespas and reportedly deployed 800 of them to wars in Algeria and Indochina.
A few more pics here
Digital Book Booth wrote:
ACMA Troupes Aeról Portées Mle. 56.
After World War II, there was little money for defense spending while the nations of Europe rebuilt their industry and society. When there was some cash to spend, one had to be creative to stretch it as far as possible. The French probably accomplished the most astounding example of that with the ACMA Troupes Aeról Portées Mle. 56. Deployed with their airborne forces, this was essentially a militarized Vespa scooter outfitted with a 75mm recoilless rifle. Five parachutes would carry the two-man gun crew, weapon, ammunition, and two scooters safely to earth, and the men would load the weapon on one scooter and the ammo on the other, then ride away. More impressively, the recoilless rifle could be fired effectively on the move by the best of the gun crews. Total cost? About $500 for the scooter and the recoilless rifle was war surplus. Were they successful military machines? Well, the French Army deployed about 800 armed scooters in wars conducted in both Algeria and Indochina.
A few more pics here
Last edited by The_Shipbuilder (2006-12-06 10:39:07)
Segways are personal transporters, not scooters. Dean Kamen would kill you if he saw this.Kmarion wrote:
http://www.segway.com/
It's a scooter to me. Personal transporter is like saying senior citizen: it's OLD PEOPLE, damnit!KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Segways are personal transporters, not scooters. Dean Kamen would kill you if he saw this.Kmarion wrote:
http://www.segway.com/
George Carlin would kill you if he saw this.
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George Carlin already challenged me to a duel. I told him I would cut off his 20 year-old ponytail, and he ran away like a little bitch.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
It's a scooter to me. Personal transporter is like saying senior citizen: it's OLD PEOPLE, damnit!KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Segways are personal transporters, not scooters. Dean Kamen would kill you if he saw this.Kmarion wrote:
http://www.segway.com/
George Carlin would kill you if he saw this.
lol
BBC seems to think they are scootersKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Segways are personal transporters, not scooters. Dean Kamen would kill you if he saw this.Kmarion wrote:
http://www.segway.com/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/5346050.stm
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library … hpic22.htm
Bush falls of Segway scooter
This will be reason enough for most people in this forum to love the Segway.
Last edited by Kmarion (2006-12-06 11:06:12)
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Yeah right. He probably has Agent 47 on your ass right now.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
George Carlin already challenged me to a duel. I told him I would cut off his 20 year-old ponytail, and he ran away like a little bitch.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
It's a scooter to me. Personal transporter is like saying senior citizen: it's OLD PEOPLE, damnit!KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Segways are personal transporters, not scooters. Dean Kamen would kill you if he saw this.
George Carlin would kill you if he saw this.
You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy
lol..Sh1fty2k5 wrote:
You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy
ah, damnYou may not use more than 10 karma points in 24 hours.
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Kmarion YOU MUST KARMA ME!!11!!1!!1oneoeleven!1!!1!
Last edited by Sh1fty2k5 (2006-12-06 11:31:10)
They also call Trucks "Lorries" French Fries "Chips" and Potato Chips "Crisps".
I rest my case.
Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2006-12-06 11:32:36)
My apologies, I had never seen one of those when I made my statement. All scooters are gay, except for War Vespa's.The_Shipbuilder wrote:
There's really only one choice here - the ACMA Troupes Aeról Portées Mle. 56, aka the "War Vespa". In 1956 the French Army retooled Vespas and reportedly deployed 800 of them to wars in Algeria and Indochina.
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