You know uve played BF2 to long when.......

2005-11-13 12:12:11

#76

Speelbal: Member; +146|6790|Netherlands

"When you hear a loud bang, running for cover because your expecting Artillery."

"Trying to revive your sleeping relatives. "

"Trying to repair the dent in your car with a wrench"

"Driving on the freeway and making an instant U-turn because you think your flag is being capped."

"Searching for your knife when you see someone going around the corner."

"When you see a national flag (or whatever) standing next to it for a long, long time."

"Seeing C4 in every object. "

"Searching for your frags when you see a crowd."

"When your walking on the sidewalk looking for claymores."

"Just driving silly because you think you have lag."

"You start jumping in the air because you think you hear the rattling sound of a machine gun. (Silly isn't it?)."

"Psychotacly & constantly pressing Page down whilst writing a text with Word or w/e. "

"Random shouting of enemy car/ hostile vehicle at cars."

"Falling assleep with the printed version of UBAR under your pillow."

"Searching for some ground defence because 60 hours total in GD is just sick."

"Spamming EA e-mails with random swearing."

"Typing all this text on a BF2 forum."

2005-11-13 13:44:18

#77

magzy: Member; +11|6790

Whenever someone does me a favour I say "thanks, i owe you one."

I also ask whether I should drive or gun whenever getting in the car.

2005-11-13 13:50:51

#78

IronGeek: One Shot, One Kill; +4|6832|Canberra, Australia

When I see my ex girlfriend turn up at a mates place..... "Hostile Vehicle spotted over!"

2005-11-13 14:05:45

#79

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|6795|Argentina

When I smash a person with my car and keep waiting to loose only 4 points. Lol.

2005-11-13 14:33:08

#80

SMKpaladin: Member; +0|6779|Germany

This ones a bit nasty:

If u see a plane crach landing you say: Sshouldn't have piloted that thing with dial-up

2005-11-13 15:06:32

#81

BladeRunner: Member; +5|6787|UK

Speelbal wrote:
When you see a national flag (or whatever) standing next to it for a long, long time.

lol

https://img319.imageshack.us/img319/2076/arlington0602yd.jpg

"Get it CAPPED FFS!!!!!!!!!!1!"

Last edited by BladeRunner (2005-11-13 15:07:11)

2006-07-03 07:51:08

#82

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6780|London

When your keyboard has no print on the W, A, S, and D keys... (mine doesn't...)

2006-07-03 07:53:36

#83

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6584|Doncaster, UK

I now pronounce this officially dead thread.... OPEN!

Jeez man, this is getting to be necrophilia!

2006-07-03 07:57:40

#84

tvmissleman: The Cereal Killer; +201|6696| United States of America

you know you have played BF2 to long when you go to fix the dent in your car with just a wrench

Last edited by tvmissleman (2006-07-03 07:59:22)

2006-07-03 08:03:24

#85

okashii: Member; +34|6566|I'm form Poland and I hate it

[UCF]Dauntless wrote:
When your keyboard has no print on the W, A, S, and D keys... (mine doesn't...)

hehe thats true

When u want to throw nades at balcony <which reminds you of a Sharqi TV station>

When you want to place a claymore at the entrance of your room so that no one wakes you up

<both happened to me>

2006-07-03 08:03:49

#86

metal1215: Member; +18|6683|Varsseveld, Netherlands

when you are dreaming about the spawnscreen, thinking about what kit to take when you wake up

2006-07-03 08:05:25

#87

BallisticallyYours: Member; +23|6669|Chicago, IL

I sometimes check the bathroom for claymores.... especially under the toilet seat.

2006-07-03 08:13:31

#88

okashii: Member; +34|6566|I'm form Poland and I hate it

metal1215 wrote:
when you are dreaming about the spawnscreen, thinking about what kit to take when you wake up

When by the "wake up" you mean load a map of Wake Island 2007

2006-07-03 08:14:13

#89

The Last Black Winegum: Mmmm! Winegums; +52|6644|Lancashire, UK

Hmmm... I think you know you've spent too long playing ANY GAME when you start looking for Pixels and signs of Aliasing in Real-Life.

2006-07-03 08:27:51

#90

.ACB|_Cutthroat1: No place like 127.0.0.1; +76|6733|Gold Coast,QLD,Australia

You know youve played too much bf2 when someone is making dinner you ask them for a knife fight

2006-07-03 08:35:26

#91

S.Greendyk: Member; +7|6547|The Netherlands

1. When you see a car accident and run up to the victims and throw cardboard boxes on them(medic pack...) they don't seem to pick them up so you try TK reviving with you're knife, but you over stab them, the cops haul you off in handcuffs and you keep shouting: "I'm a medic! I'm a medic!".
2. In class, when the teacher explains how to solve a differential equation, you yell "omg wtf h4x!!1!"
3. The only friends you have are in your clan.
4. Every time you get a small cut you shout, "Medic at this position over"
5. Every time you step out the front door, you pause to scan your front lawn for land mines.
6. You get in trouble with your teacher for always answering her with "Affirmative!" and "Negative!".

2006-07-03 08:56:22

#92

BoomWav: Member; +3|6560|St-Esprit, Québec, Canada

Those are awesome guys. Here are mine:

- when you call your boss a plane whore.

- when your car suddenly stop working on the highway, you call your girlfriend and ask for a supply drop.

- when going fishing, you drive the boat in zig-zag to avoid tank shells.

- when you're jammed in traffic and think of suicide to respawn home.

- when you go make sky diving and open your parachute at 5 feet from land.

- when you lost your girlfriend in a mall, you call her with your cell and tell her to spawn on you.

- when at work, you press your TS key to talk to your co-worker.

- when you don't slow down to pick up a friend.

- when a foreign flagpoles seems to be a good place for a picnic.

- when you alway look for foreign people near your country's flagpoles.

- when you think only good people can enter your car when you're in it.

- when there's a thief in your house, you try to prone to knife him.

- when you tell your girlfriend to use your rank when she talks to you.

- when arguing with your baseball coatch that you throw farther when jumping right before throwing.

Last edited by BoomWav (2006-07-03 08:57:01)

2006-07-03 09:53:21

#93

R0lyP0ly: Member; +161|6692|USA

Get arrested at the airport for blocking the runway with a FAV.

2006-07-03 10:09:22

#94

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|6681|England

When you see someone with a graze on their leg and throw your backpack to the floor shouting 'Get first aid, here!'

When you see your boss approaching you for your overdue report and you go prone....

2006-12-05 08:27:32

#95

Chorcai: Member; +49|6686|Ireland

beeng wrote:
I was playing FEAR last night when a HIND flew over me; I reached for the Q button to call in a contact report.
argh.

Yes I do that as well !

2006-12-05 13:45:26

#96

Roomba: You will pay the price for your lack of vision.; +26|6530|Land of Cotton

BallisticallyYours wrote:
I sometimes check the bathroom for claymores.... especially under the toilet seat.

Dude, that made me laugh!

How about: You stand in a parking lot no where near waterfront and yell "Enemy boat spotted!" just to be annoying or funny (or both).

Or you can quote the MEC phonetically but have no clue what you are saying.

Or you can quote the MEC phonetically and know EXACTLY what you are saying!!!!

2006-12-05 13:50:21

#97

Archer: rapes face; +161|6462|Canuckistan

When I had the suspicion that the bogyman might be under my bed, I said "Requesting Unmanned Aerial support!"

2006-12-05 13:58:49

#98

Bahiti: Respect! Give it .. Get it!; +55|6686|Land of =KBK=

BoomWav wrote:
- when at work, you press your TS key to talk to your co-worker.

Or press your TS key while talking on the phone.

Dauntless wrote:
When your keyboard has no print on the W, A, S, and D keys... (mine doesn't...)

Long been gone.

2006-12-05 15:46:23

#99

greenhaven: Member; +47|6504

shiftygirl wrote:
i made a thread on this on myspace:
*ahem*
and here's the best of the best...
signs you've played too much:
-you start looking at rooftops and hills for places snipers might hide in RL
--you start halutionating and actually think that people around you are lagging
-objects start to appear choppy
-you search the ground for claymores
-when you watch TV, you think the remote is a C4 detonator
-you search for enemy aircraft when outside
-you crawl from point to point
-You plant mines in front of your driveway.
-You get in a car accident, and either yell for a supply drop, or an engineer.
-When late for work, you decide to sneak to your boss's house to destroy his scanning capabilities.
-When flying a plane, you randomly jump out, leaving the passengers to die at the hands of a mountain.
-You run around leaving blocks of clay on cars, then hide and wait for someone to drive off.
-You run around with a pipe on your shoulder.
-When caught in a hostage situation, and shot by the police, you try to punish them.
-The officer, who also plays too much BF2, responds with "WTF n00b?!?!?!oneone2 5t4y 0u7 0f my ../../4y!!!111two"
-You place blocks of clay on your car, and drive off at breakneck speeds looking for somthing to ram into...with your kid in the backseat.
-You buy a Hummer H1, then complain to the dealership that the machine gun in the roof is missing.
-Your sole reason for joining the Marine Corps is because you want a more realistic game experience.
-You actually belive you can fly an F-32 in real life because of your "experience" in the game. (Exception to those few that actually do fly these big honkin machines)
-You grab a first aid kit and stand next to someone, then wonder why they aren't getting healed.
-You never go outside due to your phobia of falling wooden boxes.
-You think you can speak fluent arabic and/or chinese even though call can say is "roger", "negative, " and "enemy slick inbound"
-When your friend falls asleep on your couch and you think he's critically wounded, so you take your Iron to his chest.
-you know all of the BF2 music by heart
-when your most accurate weapon is the difibrillator X) *zap bitches*
-when you start humming the theme music during TV commercials

*thanks and kudos to the guys who came up with most of those! you can tell which ones are mine... cuz they aren't that funny.. *

Dude, it's 'hostile slick inbound.'

2006-12-05 16:08:19

#100

lynxlyran: Member; +15|6682

Dauntless wrote:
When your keyboard has no print on the W, A, S, and D keys... (mine doesn't...)

And the keyboard is only a few months old.

When I drive to work, there is a small triangle painted on the road. My thumb twitches just as it lines up with the front of the car while I drive over it and I pull back on the steering wheel after I pass it.

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Speelbal wrote:

[UCF]Dauntless wrote:

metal1215 wrote:

beeng wrote:

BallisticallyYours wrote:

BoomWav wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

shiftygirl wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

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