noobiest thing youve ever seen

2005-12-24 00:08:53

#1

YitEarp: Member; +1|7028

im curious what other astounding feats of noobery people have witnessed or been party to.

the other day i was playing iron gator with a friend, we were holding down the boat pen with rockets hitting boats as they tried to enter. after a while i hear a boat sneaking up on the right side(opposite from the land), and a chopper was flying overhead trying to strafe the deck of the carrier. all of a sudden the boat starts to round the corner to the boat bay, and just as it does, here comes the enemy attack chopper flying into the small view out the boat bay, only its UPSIDE DOWN! and it smacks right into the boat of its same team and BOOM! 5 enemies no mored from the tking feat of wonder.

whatre the odds? hehe

anyways got me thinking what kind of noob feats have happened, considering when i heard a boat and a chopper circling over me what happened wasnt even close to anything i had guessed at when i heard the sounds lol

2005-12-24 00:17:08

#2

slidero: points; +31|7079

Off topic, but how in the hell did you get expert zipline? Some exploit? There's no way someone would deploy 6,500 ziplines all for a badge...

2005-12-24 00:22:37

#3

YitEarp: Member; +1|7028

lol im tempted to be a wiseass and say use the search function cause its been in a couple threads recently but i dunno if itd actually turn up. just playin, anyways, heres the recent thread from the sf forums

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=8434

2005-12-24 00:25:53

#4

slidero: points; +31|7079

So UBAR is really correct? Wow, I'm probably never going to get them. Oh well, thanks for the link.

2005-12-24 00:30:58

#5

Maj.Do: Member; +85|7055|good old CA

dang thats alot of zipping

2005-12-24 01:47:03

#6

Home: Section.80; +447|7151|Seattle, Washington, USA

W00T!!! First to post on-topic!

Noobiest thing I've ever seen was when some guy crashed a full blackhawk on the carrier. He took off at a really sideways angle, crushed two guys just standing on the deck and then crashed all 6 passengers. I felt kind of bad for him. 8 teamkills.

2005-12-24 01:50:42

#7

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7023|California

infamous chain noob.

sets a landmine next to the BH on wake, fills up, mine explodes, killing 4 instantly, faming BH flies back inot Cobra, explodes, 5 dead, then he tks himself in the plane into the other loaded BH.

15 tks

BANNED

2005-12-24 02:06:32

#8

ZDRuX: Member; +0|7008

^^ LOL ...

Packing a Vodnik full of 5 C4's on Sharqi and driving streight into the enemy middle flag and detonating in a group of enemies who just spawned, before realizing all those enemies that just spawned were actually your teammates trying to cap that flag.

After I saw like 6-7 TK's comeup on the screen I just quit the server before I got booted Too embarassing.

2005-12-24 06:43:28

#9

Esker: Member; +1|7030

The same guy running over a claymore in the exact same spot about 8 times

2005-12-24 07:39:17

#10

dop3man: I'm your pusher; +9|7041|yorkshire penisula

i love commin across assaulters who got their gp30/m203 on the ready to shoot at my feet but end up killing themself's.thats prolly the noobiest thing ive come across,and sum noob pilots on wake are funny to watch aswell.

2005-12-24 07:54:00

#11

divided: Clear!; +3|7076

one time i died. that was pretty noobish.

2005-12-24 08:28:03

#12

IBKCKNURASS: Corrosion Inhibitor; +172|7041

Seen it? hell Ive done it a couple times. Take of by hitting foward on the carrier instead of hitting back(the side jet). u just go kerplunk right into the water.

The other thing that happens to me will have to be a medic killing me with the paddles while im trying to revive the same person.

2005-12-24 09:33:08

#13

fdcp_elmo: Rules over Sesamestreet; +5|7059|The Netherlands

a private (prob first time player) who was shooting like mad on those birds who fly up sometimes.
i think he unloaded 2-3 clips on those birds. and none ever died (ahhhh)
or those guys who try to revive a enemy.

Last edited by fdcp_elmo (2005-12-24 09:33:53)

2005-12-24 09:35:54

#14

[chu^2]sysfailur: Member; +0|7004

The most nooby thing.. and it happens ALL THE TIME. Some moron noob gets in a chopper/plane on an aircraft carrier and ZOOOOOM right into the water. Can not STAND people who do that with planes when others could be using it to actually do good.

2005-12-24 09:37:44

#15

[chu^2]sysfailur: Member; +0|7004

IBKCKNURASS wrote:
Seen it? hell Ive done it a couple times. Take of by hitting foward on the carrier instead of hitting back(the side jet). u just go kerplunk right into the water.

The other thing that happens to me will have to be a medic killing me with the paddles while im trying to revive the same person.

*points at my above post* Remember folks, you don't have to vertically take off.. EVER. Just tilt the plane up and press forward.

2005-12-24 09:49:36

#16

kn0ckahh: Member; +98|7042|netherlands, sweet lake city

i was in wake 2007 i got in the plane and some guy was on the airport trying to get run over by me.... so i back up and get behind the track on a small hill. im almost standing vertical so i just gas with afterburners.. and i fly away like a rocket... so this guy strats shouting at me being a noob and tried to votekick me.... a phew seconds later i crashed because i was laughing to hard

2005-12-24 10:09:02

#17

Aardcore: Member; +60|7016|USA, Arizona

I don't think it's really 'nooby' but I got crushed by a supply crate one time. I was on Strike at Karkand and I was just finishing some skirmishes with the MEC players at the hotel and there was alot of tango to take down. Sadly I got no help and I almost died taking the hotel but I managed, lost alot of ammo too. The rest of the team was up near the Market and Gatehouse taking out the necessary forces there so I thought I was doing us a favor by staying back and handling the prior flags to sustain the win. Anyway, on my way to the Square, I ask for more ammo & supplies, so I get them. Looking at my radar, I thought "W3rd! Supplies!" I didn't estimate how far... or close the supply crate was but by the time I looked up to see where it was landing... all I saw was this big box coming down and then "Aardcore is no more".

I had a mixed reaction out of that, not sure if I should cry, laugh or scream but it happened. Has this happened to anyone else? Because, man... I'm still afraid of supply crates to this very day after that happened. A friend joked with me saying Commanders should be awared the "Bloody Supply Crate" badge, smash 3 players and you're awarded the badge.

2005-12-24 10:54:41

#18

Bert10099: []D [] []\/[] []D; +177|7044|United States

Wake Island, I'm on the carrier. A full Blackhawk is about to take off from the carrier. There is one idiot standing on top of the chopper. The chopper takes off. One guy on the ground spawns, and is pissed since he didn't make it to the chopper. He randomly lays all this C4 on the carrier, then blows it up killing himself. But it dosen't take down the chopper. The chopper gets pretty high in the air, when a Chinese jets comes along and crashes right into the chopper, killing everyone. The guy standing on top the chopper had seen the plane coming, and had jumped off, but forgot to deploy his parachute. The jet pilot got no kills, just one death. The pilot of the chopper got 1 kill (The jet pilot) and one death. No tk's, but in total, there where 9 deaths.

The best thing, I have it all on video Thank you FRAPS.

2005-12-24 11:59:41

#19

Dr0pped: Member; +8|7058|Ontario, Canada

Wake Island, playing as USMC. We have just capped one flag on the island and guys start spawning there.... A few seconds later our beloved commander announces an artillery strike and TK's about 5 of us... we lose the CP.

Bad timing? or bad judgement?

Last edited by Dr0pped (2005-12-24 12:00:42)

2005-12-24 23:56:46

#20

Blankwindow: Member; +1|7028

My favorite would have to be on Kubra Dam at supervisor station. (if your looking at a map it is the flag that is in the northwest sector of the valley.)

it was a 64 player server there was literally between 15-20 of each team fighting over the on flag. BOTH bomber jets the Su-30 and the F-18 bomb with all five bombs and both were kicked for too many tks both got over 10 tks in that one bomb drop.

what made it worse is that the USMC bomber was coming in for another bomb pass on the same point with our team still their duking it out with the enemy when he got kicked. Well he got kicked but his chopper kept coming down and took out two US guys and four of us MEC. ofcourse since he wasn't there it said.

X ""
X ""
X ""
X ""
X ""
Xplayer is no more

what made it worse was a i survived the initial twin bombs runs but got hit with the fucking carcus of the jet.

Last edited by Blankwindow (2005-12-24 23:57:30)

2005-12-25 00:59:17

#21

Ikarti: Banned - for ever.; +231|7013|Wilmington, DE, US

I think my worst move was today, as MEC we grabbed the station but there was a bunch of USMC left. I started as engineer and grabbed a dead spec ops kit, blew the scanner. The tank spawns in, I'm like great, I'll blow this artillery piece and grab the tank. I put C4 on the cannon, walk 5 feet towards the tank because I'm hearing shots in the area and detonate. I had to publicly comment on how stupid that was of me.

2005-12-25 01:36:03

#22

Kamikaze17: Over the line!; +70|7052|Mark it zero.

on wake island as US, our team is pretty bad, we dont have any points and everyone is sitting on the carrier. we fill up this black hawk and take off and we start flying around and then all of a sudden a plane comes flying at us, he notices its a full black hawk and so he flies straight at us trying to ram us, not even shooting bullets at us. he misses the black hawk by like an inch then crashes straight into the control tower. lol funny people

2005-12-25 02:45:18

#23

CRIMS0N_W0LF: Member; +21|7043

So, I join a server and Say All

"Happy Xmas Everyone! Don't forget to participate in Xmas campain on BF2"
"passing over red skulls will get you new unlocks for xmas only"
"if someone TK while you are getting your unlock make sure you punish because they killed you so they get the unlock"

Some private noob accurtally belived me. After passing like 5 times getting TKed from red skulls he says to Team.

"Stop TKing me I want my unlocks!!"

OMG HAHAHA All our team was laughing at him omg i can't stop laughing XD

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