What's the dumbest thing a girl has said to you?

2008-04-12 17:17:54

#1

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6554|British Columbia, Canada

Me..

While driving my friends standard Maxima... "Why do you keep moving the stick around?"... Bitch get outta the car.

"I need to get my split ends cut so my hair will grow.."

"You know hair grows from your head not from the ends right?"

"Really?" - and she was serious.

Just happens to be that both of them were blond...

2008-04-12 17:19:32

#2

notorious: Nay vee, bay bee.; +1,396|6738|The United Center

"I love you."

2008-04-12 17:25:09

#3

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6623

LT.Victim wrote:
Just happens to be that both of them were blond...

What a coincidence

2008-04-12 17:28:29

#4

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6385|The Gem Saloon

"Yes."

i joke, i joke.........

2008-04-12 17:32:41

#5

CTD-CaptainBuck: BLEEDING BLUE; +71|6759|Tenn

"not in a million years" ----- chloroform proved that WRONG

"im getting (insert bf's name) tattooed on me"

"would you like fries with that?" its a fucking combo i sure hope so

2008-04-12 17:41:26

#6

Stimey: +786|6111|Ontario | Canada

I haven't talked to any ;_;

2008-04-12 17:44:49

#7

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6188|Winland

Girls don't say things to me. That's because all girls around are too dumb to speak, they just make animalistic noises.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-04-12 17:48:47

#8

Spider1980: #1 Commander; +92|6533|Washington

A commercial was on the TV for erectile dysfunction, My Ex girlfriend asked if that was for when you can or can't poop...

wtf.... retard

2008-04-12 18:19:08

#9

T1g3r217: Perpetual; +124|6413|My room

"It's not me, it's you"

"What happened to YOUR boobs?"

(For confirmation, i'm a guy)

2008-04-12 20:54:45

#10

Sgt.Gene: ...; +215|6755

In web design II class.

her: "Hey gene can you help me transfer these files to this disk thingy."

me: "sure"

her: "Ok take all these files and put them on it"

me thinking to my self "this is like 20mb of files"

me: "these files wont fit on this"

her: "why"

me "its a floppy disk"

2008-04-12 20:55:39

#11

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6529|Long Island, New York

"I'm not ready to go that far."

2008-04-12 20:58:46

#12

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6559|Mountains of NC

"whats that red light "

ummmmmmmmmmm ..... the smoke detecter

*remember to put tape over camera light *

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-04-12 21:35:31

#13

_raab: Member; +28|6225|Western Aust.

"I crashed my car again, and didn't want my dad to find out. So I used whiteout to touch it up."

Me: "Do you want to come in, my parents are'nt home?"
her: "No, I want to go home."

So much other stupid shit, but she was so hot, and she was a dancer, and she knew erotic dancing, and she was blonde but I coulndt stand her when she talked etc.

2008-04-12 22:52:21

#14

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6382

"I like you"

I was like...fuck, you should have told me 3 months ago.

2008-04-13 00:21:06

#15

wheelsup@7: Yeah still here; +49|6630|Pennsylvania

While flying a skyhawk with registration # N7275R.
her: Whats your airplane's name?
me: my airplane's name???
her: you keep calling it romeo.

2008-04-13 00:26:31

#16

The_Lance_117: CANADA STRONG; +110|5928|CANADA

"Egypt is in Africa? But... Africa's a country!"
Yep, she was blonde.

2008-04-13 00:29:49

#17

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6140|'straya

This wasnt to me it was in my modern history class..... this chick is sooooo dumb, seriously.

"I thought Hitler and tutankhamen were the same person"

Teacher: "ok next term we will be studying how hitler was able to come into power and the beggining of WWII"

Dumb chick: "WWII?? we havent done WWI yet" (we had been studying WWI for around 10 weeks....)

We were watching the movie "all quiet on the western front" and this chick halfway through said "I dont get it??"
Teacher: "get what?"
Dumb chick: "the whole thing"

seriously she has problems... i could give 50 example but it would be to much typing

and this chick isnt blonde...

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2008-04-13 00:50:46

#18

Benzin: Member; +576|5990

This thread is epic ... when I get back from the gym, I need to add some stuff.

2008-04-13 01:44:42

#19

Wallpaper: ☺; +303|5985|The pool

Me: -answered some history question in class-
Her: Hahahaha, thats funny Greg
Me: -stare-

Sigh.. She was blonse too

My flickr

2008-04-13 01:47:15

#20

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6665|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Is it in yet

2008-04-13 01:51:38

#21

zeidmaan: Member; +234|6406|Vienna

I have the best video for this occasion

The whole vid is great but the last part is LOL

http://www.snotr.com/video/1052

2008-04-13 02:02:11

#22

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|5990|...

zeidmaan wrote:
I have the best video for this occasion

The whole vid is great but the last part is LOL

http://www.snotr.com/video/1052

"Well if you would hit the treadmill a little more you would be at the front"

_fucking_ hilarious XD

inane little opines

2008-04-13 02:49:38

#23

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6277|eng

Seriously, my friend Siobhan asked me;

"What's french for baguette?"

OH SHI-

#rekt

2008-04-13 02:52:43

#24

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6612|London, England

Too much shit, we had some hilarious girls in high school. Truly epic.

Recently, someone said "I want your babies"

2008-04-13 04:06:25

#25

Heavy_Guns_91: I hand out purple hearts like candy; +72|6394|Alberta, Canada

Watching Band of Brothers with a bunch of people over at a friend's place- (The episode was 'Day of Days')

Girl starts asking me questions like "What's going on now?" "Where are they?" "What is supression fire?" Those are fine I suppose... But then she says "So, when does Czechoslovakia come in?" I managed not to laugh out loud, but it was hilarious.

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