Anyone else piss in the woods?

2008-03-23 13:19:56

#26

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6134|Carnoustie, Scotland

Shem wrote:
I piss wherever I see appropriate.

fixed4me.

Only when people arn't looking, of course.

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
ATG wrote:
Live for it.
^^^

You aren't a man until you've taken a shit in the woods too.

I'm a man

...or the pope.

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-03-23 13:25:40)

2008-03-23 13:22:29

#27

venom6: Since day One.; +247|6560|Hungary

Ya well i got the forest like on the end of the street so its 2 minutes lol
Its totally allright to piss somewhere if you have to do it. Its easy for us, but the girls got it a bit more difficult.

2008-03-23 13:50:55

#28

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6313

Pissed on the side of a school once when I was like 10. Ugly old woman janitor opened the curtain just to the right of where I was. Scared the shit out of me. (not literally thank god. that would have been even more embarrassing)

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2008-03-23 14:00:45

#29

bennisboy: Member; +829|6648|Poundland

The Sheriff wrote:
Fuck I've even wanked in the woods.

2008-03-23 14:55:23

#30

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|6691|Tampa Bay Florida

Do it all the time in my backyard

2008-03-23 14:59:32

#31

MAGUIRE93: High Angle Hell; +182|6195|Schofield Barracks

all the time.

2008-03-23 15:28:24

#32

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|6686|Espoo, Finland

Who doesn't?
Where else are you going to piss if you're in a forest?

I never thought it was some kind of an adventure...

2008-03-23 15:34:59

#33

jord: Member; +2,382|6679|The North, beyond the wall.

So nobody's shit in a bad and used it as a hand warmer then?

2008-03-23 15:52:53

#34

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6134|Carnoustie, Scotland

jord wrote:
So nobody's shit in a bad and used it as a hand warmer then?

Can't say I have, but it's quite ingenious.

2008-03-23 15:56:23

#35

(T)eflon(S)hadow: R.I.P. Neda; +456|6830|Grapevine, TX

I mark territory often. Every place I have lived, I have pissed outside. It's one of the best benefits of being a man. Even on the side of my commercial building I work at; it's a fenced in area that hides all the heaters and AC systems. BTW its 18 stories tall

P.S. Ill add in something my Dad said when I was a young kid, "Son women are unbalanced. That's why they have to sit down to pee."

2008-03-23 16:02:13

#36

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6844|Alberta, Canada

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
You aren't a man until you've taken a shit in the woods too.

Refer to post #25.

2008-03-23 16:04:46

#37

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6465|cuntshitlake

Mmmm, pissing in the woods is something outrageus? Damn it must suck to live in a ciity...

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2008-03-23 16:27:59

#38

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6393|Southern California

Are you fucking kidding me? Being able to take a piss in random places is why god made it hang off your body.

Forget the woods, Ive pissed in the bushes out side of a house on many different occasions.

2008-03-23 16:30:20

#39

jord: Member; +2,382|6679|The North, beyond the wall.

You're not a man unless you piss in a bar. On your friends.

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2008-03-23 16:33:10

#40

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6569|NYC / Hamburg

Wow, you're so hardcore

Mitch wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
Fuck I've even wanked in the woods.

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2008-03-23 16:36:37

#41

r'Eeee: That's how I roll, BITCH!; +311|6450

I don't even piss, when I am in College, let alone in the wood. Althought, it's pretty bad for your kidneys, if you don't piss too often.

2008-03-23 16:36:39

#42

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6393|Southern California

dayarath wrote:
I got lost in the woods once, from that moment on I vowed to myself to carefully pick some leaves of either trees or big plants after taking a shit..

my ass was on fire.

ed; for those who don't understand I accidentally used poison ivy woops wrong one, stinging nettle as toilet paper.

oh shit dude....

2008-03-23 16:45:05

#43

Spider1980: #1 Commander; +92|6543|Washington

I went to the golf course at night a couple times and pissed in the ball washers

Last edited by Spider1980 (2008-03-23 16:46:06)

2008-03-23 16:46:02

#44

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6539|Long Island, New York

Spider1980 wrote:
I went to the golf course at night a couple times and pissed in the ball washers

The people the following morning aren't gonna have very clean balls.

2008-03-23 16:46:49

#45

Spider1980: #1 Commander; +92|6543|Washington

Poseidon wrote:
Spider1980 wrote:
I went to the golf course at night a couple times and pissed in the ball washers
The people the following morning aren't gonna have very clean balls.

I think the piss might actually help take some of the dirt off

2008-03-23 17:36:27

#46

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6230|NSW, Australia

taken a shit, got a stick, wiped the shit on the windscreen wipers and door handles of someone that was a dickhead:)

Last edited by Nappy (2008-03-23 17:36:58)

2008-03-23 17:37:26

#47

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|6641|Your moms bedroom

Pissed in Freshmans Washing Machine went back later and hit the Dryer (with clothes) as Seniors

yea, we were hammered

2008-03-23 17:42:01

#48

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6461|UK

I live in uni halls I pissed in my sink, I've also pissed off a balcony onto little fishy's below.

2008-03-23 17:56:47

#49

Spider1980: #1 Commander; +92|6543|Washington

Nappy wrote:
taken a shit, got a stick, wiped the shit on the windscreen wipers and door handles of someone that was a dickhead:)

LMAO

I use to do that when I was a kid but with dog shit.
Get a stick, poke it into the poop, fling it at the person door, instant funny on contact

2008-03-23 18:00:50

#50

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|5962|Washington DC

r'Eeee wrote:
I don't even piss, when I am in College, let alone in the wood. Althought, it's pretty bad for your kidneys, if you don't piss too often.

...why don't you piss?

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