Moments of epic retardation

2008-03-22 16:44:42

#1

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6286|eng

Post your real life experiences of epic retardation.
I'll start us off. I was sat at my till at morrisons today when this woman with a trolley load of shopping came up to my till and asked me: "Is this where i pay?"
I did a facepalm.

Gogogo!

#rekt

2008-03-22 16:46:12

#2

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|5974|England

wen i read this
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=96971

2008-03-22 16:48:00

#3

daddyofdeath: A REAL Combat Engineer in the house; +187|6253|UK Bradford W,Yorks. Age 27

I clattered a lad at football today and while he's on the floor clutching his side and trying his best to breathe, his mate asks.....''you alright mate''. The lad on the floor splutters out....''does it look like I'm alright ya daft twat!!'' Oh how I lol'd.

2008-03-22 16:49:04

#4

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6342|Atlanta, Georgia

SamTheMan:D wrote:
wen i read this
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=96971

You know i clicked that link about 15 times and nothing happens! Fix your link!

j/k

2008-03-22 16:50:49

#5

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6552|Scotland

NeXuS4909 wrote:
SamTheMan:D wrote:
wen i read this
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=96971
You know i clicked that link about 15 times and nothing happens! Fix your link!

j/k

I did about 3 times... Then I was like... Oh... I get it.

2008-03-22 16:52:53

#6

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|6843|Reykjavík, Iceland.

White-Fusion wrote:
NeXuS4909 wrote:
SamTheMan:D wrote:
wen i read this
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=96971
You know i clicked that link about 15 times and nothing happens! Fix your link!

j/k
I did about 3 times... Then I was like... Oh... I get it.

I opened in new tab.

I win.

2008-03-22 16:52:58

#7

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6197|Winland

SamTheMan:D wrote:
wen i read this
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=96971

Owned tbh. Both Mint Sauce and all idiots who clicked.

/me saw what had been done and didn't click.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-03-22 16:55:56

#8

Airwolf: Latter Alcoholic; +287|6720|Scotland

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=96962

that thread. fucking lol.

2008-03-22 16:58:45

#9

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6286|eng

Freezer7Pro wrote:
SamTheMan:D wrote:
wen i read this
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=96971
Owned tbh. Both Mint Sauce and all idiots who clicked.

/me saw what had been done and didn't click.

Fuck you Hacker!

#rekt

2008-03-22 16:59:21

#10

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|6684|West Yorkshire, U.K

White-Fusion wrote:
I did about 3 times... Then I was like... Oh... I get it.

Me 2

2008-03-22 17:01:40

#11

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6342|Atlanta, Georgia

Mint Sauce wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
SamTheMan:D wrote:
wen i read this
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=96971
Owned tbh. Both Mint Sauce and all idiots who clicked.

/me saw what had been done and didn't click.
Fuck you Hacker!

Really its only common sense to see he was setting you up for that one

2008-03-22 17:01:57

#12

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6197|Winland

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=96881

Also, that thread. Gotta read the whole to really get it, though.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-03-22 17:03:19

#13

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|5974|England

Freezer7Pro wrote:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=96881

Also, that thread. Gotta read the whole to really get it, though.

rofl

2008-03-22 17:05:10

#14

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6290|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=92544

wat

2008-03-22 17:08:10

#15

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6348|Belfast

i seen this on a website today:
" I want to know if mgs4 will come out on x-box360 or somehow on ps2??"

he should go live on dumbfuck mountain

Last edited by henno13 (2008-03-22 17:09:56)

2008-03-22 17:08:50

#16

Airwolf: Latter Alcoholic; +287|6720|Scotland

cowami wrote:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=92544

wat

aHAHAHAHA I actually fucking lol'd!!

omg why didn't i see this thread....

2008-03-22 17:32:14

#17

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6132|Carnoustie, Scotland

Airwolf wrote:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=96962

that thread. fucking lol.

Bite me.

My gran came into my new house and, opening a drawr, said "Oooh, a cutlery drawr, that'll be good for cutlery!!"

2008-03-22 19:09:29

#18

ceslayer23: IN YOUR MIRROR; +142|6361|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

when i reserved flights for vacation for next week by accident, instead of this week, which is when i wanted to go

2008-03-22 19:15:38

#19

TSI: Cholera in the time of love; +247|5981|Toronto

When my bro walks in and asks "you wanna go play hockey?" I say no, he says, come on man, you need to get out more.

I like pie.

2008-03-22 19:17:56

#20

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6843|Alberta, Canada

cowami wrote:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=92544

wat

Unfortunately, she didn't chomp down on it.

2008-03-22 19:18:37

#21

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6394|The Gem Saloon

while i was sandbagging yesterday, my dumbass friend calls and asks me, "why is it flooding?".

i was already running on a short fuse, so i just hung up on him.
lol

2008-03-22 19:57:49

#22

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6525|South Florida

daddyofdeath wrote:
I clattered a lad at football today and while he's on the floor clutching his side and trying his best to breathe, his mate asks.....''you alright mate''. The lad on the floor splutters out....''does it look like I'm alright ya daft twat!!'' Oh how I lol'd.

Mint Sauce wrote:
Post your real life experiences of epic retardation.
I'll start us off. I was sat at my till at morrisons today when this woman with a trolley load of shopping came up to my till and asked me: "Is this where i pay?"
I did a facepalm.

Gogogo!

What are these strange, eurofag words!
clattered? splutters? daft twat? till? trolley load of shopping?
more like
tackled. blurts out. fool/idiot/dumbass. register. shit load of stuff.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-03-22 20:52:27

#23

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6508

PBAsydney wrote:
White-Fusion wrote:
NeXuS4909 wrote:

You know i clicked that link about 15 times and nothing happens! Fix your link!

j/k
I did about 3 times... Then I was like... Oh... I get it.
I opened in new tab.

I win.

same

2008-03-22 23:16:25

#24

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6229|NSW, Australia

Mitch wrote:
daddyofdeath wrote:
I clattered a lad at football today and while he's on the floor clutching his side and trying his best to breathe, his mate asks.....''you alright mate''. The lad on the floor splutters out....''does it look like I'm alright ya daft twat!!'' Oh how I lol'd.
Mint Sauce wrote:
Post your real life experiences of epic retardation.
I'll start us off. I was sat at my till at morrisons today when this woman with a trolley load of shopping came up to my till and asked me: "Is this where i pay?"
I did a facepalm.

Gogogo!
What are these strange, eurofag words!
clattered? splutters? daft twat? till? trolley load of shopping?
more like
tackled. blurts out. fool/idiot/dumbass. register. shit load of stuff.

piss off, twat

2008-03-22 23:18:03

#25

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6632

Nappy wrote:
Mitch wrote:
daddyofdeath wrote:
I clattered a lad at football today and while he's on the floor clutching his side and trying his best to breathe, his mate asks.....''you alright mate''. The lad on the floor splutters out....''does it look like I'm alright ya daft twat!!'' Oh how I lol'd.
Mint Sauce wrote:
Post your real life experiences of epic retardation.
I'll start us off. I was sat at my till at morrisons today when this woman with a trolley load of shopping came up to my till and asked me: "Is this where i pay?"
I did a facepalm.

Gogogo!
What are these strange, eurofag words!
clattered? splutters? daft twat? till? trolley load of shopping?
more like
tackled. blurts out. fool/idiot/dumbass. register. shit load of stuff.
piss off, twat

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