Fuck you mice you little fuckers that like to keep me awake at night, Fuck you mice because you ruined so many of my toys when i was little, But most of all fuck you for taking away my internet access while i was dl'ing a huge ass 500mb file while i was at work! Fuck you motherfuckers fuck you!
Since these little fuckers decided to bite through all my internet cables. And all of mine only! Not the shiny red cable leading to my brothers pc, Not the easily visible white cable from the modem to the router, But both of my dull blue cables! Behind my old motherfucken tv stand, That has no tv on it so i use it as a foot rest, And it also houses my snes and ps2. Motherfuckers! It took me an hour right now to find some old cables to get back online. And thats not the worst part! When moving my desk i found so much of their shit covering my modem and router i had to literally take a nail(old rusty one) and dig all the shit out of my router and modem so they wouldn't come to the same fate as their predecessors! MOTHERFUCKERS! My connection right now is so shitty(Pardon the pun) that every few seconds it keeps popping up saying "Network cable unplugged" I dont know if this will even register when i hit submit. It's pissing me the fuck off! I cant even play tf2! Fuck i hate mice!
Next time i see one of them scurry past me in the middle of the night while i'm trying to sleep, I will take this knife and put it through your furry little rodent backs into your spine and come out through your chest with your heart and other organs!
Or i'm gonna take this old wooden plank i have drive all 25 nails through it, Wrap the handle in cloth and use it as a whacking stick to put holes in you motherfuckers!
Since these little fuckers decided to bite through all my internet cables. And all of mine only! Not the shiny red cable leading to my brothers pc, Not the easily visible white cable from the modem to the router, But both of my dull blue cables! Behind my old motherfucken tv stand, That has no tv on it so i use it as a foot rest, And it also houses my snes and ps2. Motherfuckers! It took me an hour right now to find some old cables to get back online. And thats not the worst part! When moving my desk i found so much of their shit covering my modem and router i had to literally take a nail(old rusty one) and dig all the shit out of my router and modem so they wouldn't come to the same fate as their predecessors! MOTHERFUCKERS! My connection right now is so shitty(Pardon the pun) that every few seconds it keeps popping up saying "Network cable unplugged" I dont know if this will even register when i hit submit. It's pissing me the fuck off! I cant even play tf2! Fuck i hate mice!
Next time i see one of them scurry past me in the middle of the night while i'm trying to sleep, I will take this knife and put it through your furry little rodent backs into your spine and come out through your chest with your heart and other organs!
Or i'm gonna take this old wooden plank i have drive all 25 nails through it, Wrap the handle in cloth and use it as a whacking stick to put holes in you motherfuckers!
