Imagorilla
M95 > Apache
+5|5937|US of A
So, out of curiousity and brain numbness, I want to know your fave urban myth.

Mine goes like this.
So theres this bride whos getting married in a few weeks. She is a little on the pale side so she decides to darken it down a little bit. She goes to a tanning place and asks for the longest time available which is 30 min. But now she wants more b/c she isn't dark enough. But the place won't let her do any more b/c it could be dangerous. So she goes to 5 or 6 more places and does the same 30. She does this up until her wedding. On the wedding day, she notices her breath smells really bad so she chews gum, brushes her teeth, whatever. But the strong stench is still there. She ignores it b/c its time. At the alter she becomes light headed and evenutally passes out. She later dies and her autopsy reveals that her insides have been cooked, literally. All her time in the tanning booths have cooked her from the inside out.
Your turn!
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|6648|Your moms bedroom
i'd say it, but it would be a total de-rail and i'd probably get awm'd
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6530
pop rocks and coke
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6641

Locoloki wrote:

i'd say it, but it would be a total de-rail and i'd probably get awm'd
Oh C'mon its worth it.
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6528|Adelaide, South Australia

ig wrote:

pop rocks and coke
Imagorilla
M95 > Apache
+5|5937|US of A
lol lets hear it buddy. its all in good fun
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6554
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic

It's like an urban myth but more hilarious.
https://i.imgur.com/jM2Yp.gif
Imagorilla
M95 > Apache
+5|5937|US of A
lmao...penis panic
Des.Kmal
Member
+917|6626|Atlanta, Georgia, USA
that thing where u say candyman and spin around 5 times in the bathroom in the dark


or some shit
Add me on Origin for Battlefield 4 fun: DesKmal
Criminal
yo shut the fuck up charles
+20|6645
lmao...Shook Yang!!!
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6161|what

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic

It's like an urban myth but more hilarious.
What... the... fuck...?


OT: The myth that braces could pick up secret Soviet broadcasts, it's just so hilariously far fetched.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
ThaReaper
Banned
+410|6648
That if you masturbate to much you grow hair on your palms.
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6554
Penis-melting Zionist cyborg combs!
https://i.imgur.com/jM2Yp.gif
Imagorilla
M95 > Apache
+5|5937|US of A

Des.Kmal wrote:

that thing where u say candyman and spin around 5 times in the bathroom in the dark


or some shit
fu(k that man. lol. theres that and bloody mary
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|6648|Your moms bedroom

ThaReaper wrote:

That if you masturbate to much you grow hair on your palms.
or you'll go blind
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|6530

Locoloki wrote:

ThaReaper wrote:

That if you masturbate to much you grow hair on your palms.
or you'll go blind
god kills kittens
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6630|Gold coast, Aus.
The Bible is a pretty good one
Des.Kmal
Member
+917|6626|Atlanta, Georgia, USA

gene_pool wrote:

The Bible is a pretty good one
you're cool. <33333333333333333333333333
Add me on Origin for Battlefield 4 fun: DesKmal
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6550|Texas - Bigger than France

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic

It's like an urban myth but more hilarious.
You get points for cock mocking - nice find.

My favorite one is the one about the batman rapist...can't remember exactly how it goes though....
Imagorilla
M95 > Apache
+5|5937|US of A
this batman rapist has me curious. I must look into it!
Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6683|Florida, United States

If you have sex while holding a laptop, the radiation from the laptop will kill the sperm cells so there's no need for a condom.

I shit you not, some dumb brunette told me that and I laughed at her face.  I wonder if that had anything to do with the fact she had had 2 abortions already and she's only 17...
eaglecorps
shotguns
+23|6252|TEXAS
my favorite... "Biggie Smalls... Biggie Smalls.. B...B...BIGGIE SMALLS!"
ThaReaper
Banned
+410|6648

Havok wrote:

If you have sex while holding a laptop, the radiation from the laptop will kill the sperm cells so there's no need for a condom.

I shit you not, some dumb brunette told me that and I laughed at her face.  I wonder if that had anything to do with the fact she had had 2 abortions already and she's only 17...
You should have told her that if she had sex with you then she would be immune to any kind of disease or something.
Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6683|Florida, United States

ThaReaper wrote:

Havok wrote:

If you have sex while holding a laptop, the radiation from the laptop will kill the sperm cells so there's no need for a condom.

I shit you not, some dumb brunette told me that and I laughed at her face.  I wonder if that had anything to do with the fact she had had 2 abortions already and she's only 17...
You should have told her that if she had sex with you then she would be immune to any kind of disease or something.
But I wouldn't be immune from her diseases..

At least I'm assuming she was diseased.  Total ditz.
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6550|Texas - Bigger than France
kay, found it but it's not a link I want to post:

Neighbors hear a women screaming next door, call cops.  The cops arrive and find a guy dressed up like Batman on top of a woman.  Apparently "Batman" actually liked to role play sex with the wife, so he tied her up and jumped from the furniture on the bed to save her.  He hit his head and knocked himself out.  After a while the hubby didn't move too much, so she started screaming because she thought her savior was dead...

Board footer

Privacy Policy - © 2024 Jeff Minard