OK, so it's still a week off but since I'm off to China tomorrow, I'd just like to wish you guys an awesome Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rat by the way. Anyways, see ya!
Rat year eh? Not so awsm.
Mek-Izzle wrote:
Rat year eh? Not so awsm.
Wat u just say!?
Aslong as it doesn't trample on Australia day I'm fine with it.
After all these years they still dont understand we are way into the new year already
Oh it will. Have you forgotten Soviet Rudkipstan and his connection to the Chinese alreadyAdams_BJ wrote:
Aslong as it doesn't trample on Australia day I'm fine with it.
Mek-Izzle wrote:
Oh it will. Have you forgotten Soviet Rudkipstan and his connection to the Chinese alreadyAdams_BJ wrote:
Aslong as it doesn't trample on Australia day I'm fine with it.
It isn't according to the Lunar calendar.Kurazoo wrote:
After all these years they still dont understand we are way into the new year already
Oh what, no goodbye hugs? *cries
Last edited by Vub (2008-01-26 04:44:46)
Happy newyear all chinese
Have fun vub, laters.
Have fun vub, laters.
Last edited by Simon (2008-01-26 04:50:31)
I get money coz I is azn lulz.
needs mor firecrackas
Oh fuck.Mek-Izzle wrote:
Oh it will. Have you forgotten Soviet Rudkipstan and his connection to the Chinese alreadyAdams_BJ wrote:
Aslong as it doesn't trample on Australia day I'm fine with it.
Score
I don't have to go to school that day!
I don't have to go to school that day!
To recap,
Happy New Year, BF2s!
it's also my one year anniversary shits today
Happy New Year, BF2s!
it's also my one year anniversary shits today
Gong Xi Fa Cai!
I get triple pay on Chinese New Year!
I get triple pay on Chinese New Year!
Explain how!Tetrino wrote:
Gong Xi Fa Cai!
I get triple pay on Chinese New Year!
Rats, fkn Rats. Don't talk to me about the year of the fkn Rat I already know it.
I have had them in my house since Nov trying to get rid of them, poisoned most of them, had to tear my kitchen apart to get to the dead ones that just decide to lie n die in the most awkward of places. I cement the hole up that they were coming in and discover I have infact got one left and cemented this bastard in, not out.
My Mrs caught one in the bin and carried the bin out the front, the rat jumped out the bin so my Mrs hit it with one of my hockey sticks, the poor bastard starts limping across the street when my step son comes home and finished it off with the stick. I got home from work and they were all sad feeling guilty lol.
I even tried sniping the shits with my .177 air rifle, lying prone with a tea towel on my head but do you think one of the twats would appear? Fat chance, they were probably poking at me laughing "HA HA Look at that wanker with a tea towel on his head, who's he think he is Juba?".
Anyway, Happy New Year to all Chinese, once it arrives. Could you celebrate it on a Sunday though as I never go to the chippy on a Sunday and was quite put off last year when you decided to celebrate on our Fish n Chips night.
I have had them in my house since Nov trying to get rid of them, poisoned most of them, had to tear my kitchen apart to get to the dead ones that just decide to lie n die in the most awkward of places. I cement the hole up that they were coming in and discover I have infact got one left and cemented this bastard in, not out.
My Mrs caught one in the bin and carried the bin out the front, the rat jumped out the bin so my Mrs hit it with one of my hockey sticks, the poor bastard starts limping across the street when my step son comes home and finished it off with the stick. I got home from work and they were all sad feeling guilty lol.
I even tried sniping the shits with my .177 air rifle, lying prone with a tea towel on my head but do you think one of the twats would appear? Fat chance, they were probably poking at me laughing "HA HA Look at that wanker with a tea towel on his head, who's he think he is Juba?".
Anyway, Happy New Year to all Chinese, once it arrives. Could you celebrate it on a Sunday though as I never go to the chippy on a Sunday and was quite put off last year when you decided to celebrate on our Fish n Chips night.
The place where I work has ten designated public holidays where we get triple our hourly rate for working.
Live long and PROSPER!
Live long and PROSPER!
Or we could celebrate it today!1927 wrote:
Rats, fkn Rats. Don't talk to me about the year of the fkn Rat I already know it.
I have had them in my house since Nov trying to get rid of them, poisoned most of them, had to tear my kitchen apart to get to the dead ones that just decide to lie n die in the most awkward of places. I cement the hole up that they were coming in and discover I have infact got one left and cemented this bastard in, not out.
My Mrs caught one in the bin and carried the bin out the front, the rat jumped out the bin so my Mrs hit it with one of my hockey sticks, the poor bastard starts limping across the street when my step son comes home and finished it off with the stick. I got home from work and they were all sad feeling guilty lol.
I even tried sniping the shits with my .177 air rifle, lying prone with a tea towel on my head but do you think one of the twats would appear? Fat chance, they were probably poking at me laughing "HA HA Look at that wanker with a tea towel on his head, who's he think he is Juba?".
Anyway, Happy New Year to all Chinese, once it arrives. Could you celebrate it on a Sunday though as I never go to the chippy on a Sunday and was quite put off last year when you decided to celebrate on our Fish n Chips night.
Gung hay fat choy!
/end fobness
I hope thats a complimentcowami wrote:
Or we could celebrate it today!1927 wrote:
Rats, fkn Rats. Don't talk to me about the year of the fkn Rat I already know it.
I have had them in my house since Nov trying to get rid of them, poisoned most of them, had to tear my kitchen apart to get to the dead ones that just decide to lie n die in the most awkward of places. I cement the hole up that they were coming in and discover I have infact got one left and cemented this bastard in, not out.
My Mrs caught one in the bin and carried the bin out the front, the rat jumped out the bin so my Mrs hit it with one of my hockey sticks, the poor bastard starts limping across the street when my step son comes home and finished it off with the stick. I got home from work and they were all sad feeling guilty lol.
I even tried sniping the shits with my .177 air rifle, lying prone with a tea towel on my head but do you think one of the twats would appear? Fat chance, they were probably poking at me laughing "HA HA Look at that wanker with a tea towel on his head, who's he think he is Juba?".
Anyway, Happy New Year to all Chinese, once it arrives. Could you celebrate it on a Sunday though as I never go to the chippy on a Sunday and was quite put off last year when you decided to celebrate on our Fish n Chips night.
Gung hay fat choy!
/end fobness
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7139492.stm1927 wrote:
I hope thats a complimentcowami wrote:
Or we could celebrate it today!1927 wrote:
Rats, fkn Rats. Don't talk to me about the year of the fkn Rat I already know it.
I have had them in my house since Nov trying to get rid of them, poisoned most of them, had to tear my kitchen apart to get to the dead ones that just decide to lie n die in the most awkward of places. I cement the hole up that they were coming in and discover I have infact got one left and cemented this bastard in, not out.
My Mrs caught one in the bin and carried the bin out the front, the rat jumped out the bin so my Mrs hit it with one of my hockey sticks, the poor bastard starts limping across the street when my step son comes home and finished it off with the stick. I got home from work and they were all sad feeling guilty lol.
I even tried sniping the shits with my .177 air rifle, lying prone with a tea towel on my head but do you think one of the twats would appear? Fat chance, they were probably poking at me laughing "HA HA Look at that wanker with a tea towel on his head, who's he think he is Juba?".
Anyway, Happy New Year to all Chinese, once it arrives. Could you celebrate it on a Sunday though as I never go to the chippy on a Sunday and was quite put off last year when you decided to celebrate on our Fish n Chips night.
Gung hay fat choy!
/end fobness
Ha Ha thats pretty funny and reminds me of two stories.Mek-Izzle wrote:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7139492.stm1927 wrote:
I hope thats a complimentcowami wrote:
Or we could celebrate it today!
Gung hay fat choy!
/end fobness
1. My mate getting Chicken Curry arf n arf tattooed on his arm for those late night Saturdays, (he stumbles through the door and just smiles, points to his arm and hands over the money, probably too drunk to talk) this is before joining the police (the food order was in Chinese not English)
2. That Newcastle fan years ago getting an Andy Cole tattoo the day before he moved to Man Utd. Big 12" tattoo on his thigh
He lives in Singapore. It's like working on Christmas and New Years Eve.Mek-Izzle wrote:
Explain how!Tetrino wrote:
Gong Xi Fa Cai!
I get triple pay on Chinese New Year!
Tetrino doesnt live in Singapore..cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
He lives in Singapore. It's like working on Christmas and New Years Eve.Mek-Izzle wrote:
Explain how!Tetrino wrote:
Gong Xi Fa Cai!
I get triple pay on Chinese New Year!
Last edited by mikeshw (2008-02-07 08:58:20)