jord
Member
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bennisboy wrote:

So as I sit down here revising
The fact I'm bored is hardly surprising
The ultimate burn would be not to partake
So I'm not, do I hear fuck sake?
bennisboy
Member
+829|6639|Poundland

jord wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

So as I sit down here revising
The fact I'm bored is hardly surprising
The ultimate burn would be not to partake
So I'm not, do I hear fuck sake?
No, I guess I'll let you have your cake
But you can't eat it, ooh heart-ache
jord
Member
+2,382|6671|The North, beyond the wall.

bennisboy wrote:

jord wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

So as I sit down here revising
The fact I'm bored is hardly surprising
The ultimate burn would be not to partake
So I'm not, do I hear fuck sake?
No, I guess I'll let you have your cake
But you can't eat it, ooh heart-ache
Give me a break

I aint no 14 stone fatty
did you here about that long lost Maazaratti?
Yeah i always wanted to use a car name in a duel
reviving this was a big mistake, you fuckin tool
bennisboy
Member
+829|6639|Poundland

jord wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

jord wrote:


The ultimate burn would be not to partake
So I'm not, do I hear fuck sake?
No, I guess I'll let you have your cake
But you can't eat it, ooh heart-ache
Give me a break

I aint no 14 stone fatty
did you here about that long lost Maazaratti?
Yeah i always wanted to use a car name in a duel
reviving this was a big mistake, you fuckin tool
Man that verse was a steaming pile of stool
That means shit, you'd have learnt that at school
On the mic I'm celebrated like raul
Whereas you're known as the april fool
When your girl sees me she cant help but drool
Cos she's got this thing called the foot rule
Guess what jord? Your dicks just too small
Oh my rhymes hit you hard like you're in a pub brawl
You shudda stayed out this thread and just put in a sick call
Cos they say I'm sick y'all
jord
Member
+2,382|6671|The North, beyond the wall.

bennisboy wrote:

jord wrote:

bennisboy wrote:


No, I guess I'll let you have your cake
But you can't eat it, ooh heart-ache
Give me a break

I aint no 14 stone fatty
did you here about that long lost Maazaratti?
Yeah i always wanted to use a car name in a duel
reviving this was a big mistake, you fuckin tool
Man that verse was a steaming pile of stool
That means shit, you'd have learnt that at school
On the mic I'm celebrated like raul
Whereas you're known as the april fool
When your girl sees me she cant help but drool
Cos she's got this thing called the foot rule
Guess what jord? Your dicks just too small
Oh my rhymes hit you hard like you're in a pub brawl
You shudda stayed out this thread and just put in a sick call
Cos they say I'm sick y'all
Who says you're sick your friends inside your head?
shut the fuck up before i inject you full of lead
was that a penis insult, what are you in nursery
fuckin hell, i thought you were goin uni on that bursary
ya know, with all the other plebs that get their paper qualifications
shit men, get back to your stations
it's an invasion
infestation
this kid is infecting my nation
this stupidity, i expected nothing less
speak up, or are you breathless

im embarrassed of you
Uni pussy, go ahead sue.
bennisboy
Member
+829|6639|Poundland

jord wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

jord wrote:

Give me a break

I aint no 14 stone fatty
did you here about that long lost Maazaratti?
Yeah i always wanted to use a car name in a duel
reviving this was a big mistake, you fuckin tool
Man that verse was a steaming pile of stool
That means shit, you'd have learnt that at school
On the mic I'm celebrated like raul
Whereas you're known as the april fool
When your girl sees me she cant help but drool
Cos she's got this thing called the foot rule
Guess what jord? Your dicks just too small
Oh my rhymes hit you hard like you're in a pub brawl
You shudda stayed out this thread and just put in a sick call
Cos they say I'm sick y'all
Who says you're sick your friends inside your head?
shut the fuck up before i inject you full of lead
was that a penis insult, what are you in nursery
fuckin hell, i thought you were goin uni on that bursary
ya know, with all the other plebs that get their paper qualifications
shit men, get back to your stations
it's an invasion
infestation
this kid is infecting my nation
this stupidity, i expected nothing less
speak up, or are you breathless

im embarrassed of you
Uni pussy, go ahead sue.
Jordy baby, or should I call you cunt
Truth is you're more annoying than james fucking blunt
So go ahead, give rapping a punt
Cos I see you as another publicity stunt.

You reckon you're the next biggie smalls?
Bit premature when you still dont have hair on your balls
To be honest, you're rhymes are wetter than niagara fucking falls
You're probably just choke as i recalls

I reckon you're a good case for a mental patient
You're mum shoulda taken an abortifacient
Dont know what the means?
You're outsmarted it seems
You're whole world is falling apart at the seams
I leave you crying like a fat kid who cant eat ice creams
Its cos you're lactose intolerant
But you see I'm wack-prose intolerant

I'll end this verse by calling you a batty-crease
Thats it, I'm out, peace

Last edited by bennisboy (2009-01-16 13:15:55)

jord
Member
+2,382|6671|The North, beyond the wall.

bennisboy wrote:

jord wrote:

bennisboy wrote:


Man that verse was a steaming pile of stool
That means shit, you'd have learnt that at school
On the mic I'm celebrated like raul
Whereas you're known as the april fool
When your girl sees me she cant help but drool
Cos she's got this thing called the foot rule
Guess what jord? Your dicks just too small
Oh my rhymes hit you hard like you're in a pub brawl
You shudda stayed out this thread and just put in a sick call
Cos they say I'm sick y'all
Who says you're sick your friends inside your head?
shut the fuck up before i inject you full of lead
was that a penis insult, what are you in nursery
fuckin hell, i thought you were goin uni on that bursary
ya know, with all the other plebs that get their paper qualifications
shit men, get back to your stations
it's an invasion
infestation
this kid is infecting my nation
this stupidity, i expected nothing less
speak up, or are you breathless

im embarrassed of you
Uni pussy, go ahead sue.
Jordy baby, or should I call you cunt
Truth is you're more annoying than james fucking blunt
So go ahead, give rapping a punt
Cos I see you as another publicity stunt.

You reckon you're the next biggie smalls?
Bit premature when you still dont have hair on your balls
To be honest, you're rhymes are wetter than niagara fucking falls
You're probably just choke as i recalls

I reckon you're a good case for a mental patient
You're mum shoulda taken an abortifacient
Dont know what the means?
You're outsmarted it seems
You're whole world is falling apart at the seams
I leave you crying like a fat kid who cant eat ice creams
Its cos you're lactose intolerant
But you see I'm wack-prose intolerant

I'll end this verse by calling you a batty-crease
Thats it, I'm out, peace
I'll just brush them off as I would a 12 year old calling me a "Gay poo"
I gotta go out now, so I'll leave with with suck my cock and a big FUCK YOU
SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|6652|The darkside of Denver
BF2S ain't hip hop, jus' a bunch a wankstas who lost the tempo when I let da beat drop
but wait, stop and listen, lil bitches prepare for this lyrical mission.

Little nukkas dont even try this, I'm sick with these flows like Pamela lee's hepatitis
try and step up with the champion youll go down like the rest, I'm reppin denva Colorado so you know I'm the best

I play bf2 like I've got no life, muta fucka dis on that lifestyle you get slashed with my knife
I keep it unsheathed for all the haters, thrust through ya lungs da automatic exasporator.

So dont fuck with me im the lyrical terminator, filled with more metal than Arnold Swartzenegger

Last edited by <SS>SonderKommando (2009-01-16 14:24:30)

bennisboy
Member
+829|6639|Poundland
Now now kommando, I know you'll be dreaming of growing up like me
But you can forget it, you'll be inside playing BF3
My dicks so big I aint pitching a tent, I'm pitching a marquee
I'll stick to the basics like 123, ABC

Time is short but the hustle is long
A couple of bars and them I'm gone
They call me the alcoholic author
I'll turn your whine into water torture
I'm the kinda person where their mother warns their daughter
MCs messing with me are like lambs to the slaughter

I'm fascinated by fire like the child tryin to touch the flame
I take this shit serious it aint a game
Look up and cut the weather vain
Hear natures morse code hittin on my window pane
I guess I really should abstain
From roaring out my lyrics like a jet plane

I seek change like a busker
With the strength I can muster
My minds overcast, I live my life in the dark
I rap in pairs like on noah's ark
I'm always quick to remark
I jus rhyme with my specail spark

I drop beats not bombs
traditional like moms
Cos all you other MCs wanna be like me
Wanna MC like me
But I tell you talent aint free
But you wont here me on CD
Or even MP3
Dont try to emulate me
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6463
You guys have the metrical symmetry of a landmine-formaldehyde victim.

End rhyming couplets =/= rapping.

Whack MC's!
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bennisboy
Member
+829|6639|Poundland

Uzique wrote:

You guys have the metrical symmetry of a landmine-formaldehyde victim.

End rhyming couplets =/= rapping.

Whack MC's!
You cant convey any decent rythm in just text, so if you do any different patterns, it just doesnt work for MCing. Maybe if we recorced all our verses, but that  would be lame.

Anyway tarique, if you're so brilliant lets see you write something
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6463

bennisboy wrote:

Uzique wrote:

You guys have the metrical symmetry of a landmine-formaldehyde victim.

End rhyming couplets =/= rapping.

Whack MC's!
You cant convey any decent rythm in just text, so if you do any different patterns, it just doesnt work for MCing. Maybe if we recorced all our verses, but that  would be lame.

Anyway tarique, if you're so brilliant lets see you write something
You can't convey any decent rhythm in text?

L          O                   L.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scansion

Take a cursory look at that, it sums up the building blocks of what gives all text/writing (which is meant to be read aloud, it is after all a penned language) intonation and 'rhythm'. Did you miss year 8 English classes or something? I thought everyone at least talked about well-known 'natural' rhythms such as iambic pentameter in Shakespeare/poetry class. You know, unstressed syllable followed by a stressed syllable, the 'natural' sounding rhythm of the English language (iamb), whereas the Latin-speaking European countries like Italy and other classics tend for the dactylic meters because it suits their language and poetry better (stressed syllable followed by two unstressed syllables, you get the point blah blah...)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Metrical_feet

And I don't really care to exhibit any form of 'brilliance' by dissing each other's cock sizes whilst bragging up my girl-abilities. BF2s become a fratboy house now or something? Or a school playground?

Last edited by Uzique (2009-01-17 05:15:54)

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m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6664|UK
do it faggot

We want some rhymes riddled with circumlocution.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
bennisboy
Member
+829|6639|Poundland

Uzique wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

Uzique wrote:

You guys have the metrical symmetry of a landmine-formaldehyde victim.

End rhyming couplets =/= rapping.

Whack MC's!
You cant convey any decent rythm in just text, so if you do any different patterns, it just doesnt work for MCing. Maybe if we recorced all our verses, but that  would be lame.

Anyway tarique, if you're so brilliant lets see you write something
You can't convey any decent rhythm in text?

L          O                   L.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scansion

Take a cursory look at that, it sums up the building blocks of what gives all text/writing (which is meant to be read aloud, it is after all a penned language) intonation and 'rhythm'. Did you miss year 8 English classes or something? I thought everyone at least talked about well-known 'natural' rhythms such as iambic pentameter in Shakespeare/poetry class. You know, unstressed syllable followed by a stressed syllable, the 'natural' sounding rhythm of the English language (iamb), whereas the Latin-speaking European countries like Italy and other classics tend for the dactylic meters because it suits their language and poetry better (stressed syllable followed by two unstressed syllables, you get the point blah blah...)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Metrical_feet

And I don't really care to exhibit any form of 'brilliance' by dissing each other's cock sizes whilst bragging up my girl-abilities. BF2s become a fratboy house now or something? Or a school playground?
Aite uzique,we all know about that shit, but how many MCs do you know that use iambic pentameter? I'm waiting...

Oh and seeing as you clearly dont have the balls to try and even come up with anything cos it will most likely be absolute shit, please exit the thread.

You see, we dont actually take this thread seriously, its a way to let off a little steam and have some fun. Obviously its beneath such a sophisticated cunt, sorry I meant person... no wait I didnt, as you.

Now either show us what you can do, or accept that you really have nothing useful to offer and leave this thread
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6463
yo yo yo
ur so whack ur like melting snow
oh shi- wen u read my flow
know u gota go

yeah yeah yeah
its chico time
my rhymin skillz are sublime
mah end rhyme couplets be gettin u all hot
cuz you ur verses betray a hole lot;
skilleth demanded not.

Pretty much all successful rappers and beat poets used rhythm and proper metred verse to make their shit 100x better. Kinda hard to recognise that nowadays when the bar is set as low as Channel U ghetto rats from Hounslow thinking they're the next Tupac-Wordsworth extraordinaire.

Last edited by Uzique (2009-01-17 05:57:48)

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bennisboy
Member
+829|6639|Poundland

Uzique wrote:

yo yo yo
ur so whack ur like melting snow
oh shi- wen u read my flow
know u gota go

yeah yeah yeah
its chico time
my rhymin skillz are sublime
mah end rhyme couplets be gettin u all hot
cuz you ur verses betray a hole lot;
skilleth demanded not.

Pretty much all successful rappers and beat poets used rhythm and proper metred verse to make their shit 100x better. Kinda hard to recognise that nowadays when the bar is set as low as Channel U ghetto rats from Hounslow thinking they're the next Tupac-Wordsworth extraordinaire.
Lol, that was pretty much the worse one in the thread. You sue showed us Tarique, I am in awe of your talent

Also lol at thinking tupac is better than any british rapper. Rappers like jehst and sway absolutely take him to the cleaners when it comes to rythm and technique. Admittedly some of channelU is crap, but there are a lot of decent UK rappers out there.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6463
I'm in awe of your idiocy so it's all mutual.

"Skilleth demanded not" at the end, really shows I'm gunning for a hardcore serious attempt. Why would I even degrade myself in trying to emulate some nigra-sport for chavs and self-fancied poets/beat speakers that don't even possess a simulacrum of ability? Jehst and Sway, rhythm and technique? Haha, I'm going to bow out of this thread, you're fucking crazy. Saul Williams, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg- that's a mastery of rhythm, timing and 'technique', some brap-brapper from Shitham making whack rhymes in a cheesy accent is not.

Do you really think the infantile shit you spew out above with badly-contrived primary school end rhyming is 'talented' or worth any applause? I sure showed you, "you" being the amazing guy that can get his 'Rhyming Basics #101' book out from his toybox and string together some non-metred and rhythmless "cat sat on the mat" lines? Non, nein, no.

Last edited by Uzique (2009-01-17 06:08:37)

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jord
Member
+2,382|6671|The North, beyond the wall.
After reading the first 5 pages of this thread,
I pretty much win, go back to being dead.
bennisboy
Member
+829|6639|Poundland

Uzique wrote:

I'm in awe of your idiocy so it's all mutual.

"Skilleth demanded not" at the end, really shows I'm gunning for a hardcore serious attempt. Why would I even degrade myself in trying to emulate some nigra-sport for chavs and self-fancied poets/beat speakers that don't even possess a simulacrum of ability? Jehst and Sway, rhythm and technique? Haha, I'm going to bow out of this thread, you're fucking crazy. Saul Williams, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg- that's a mastery of rhythm, timing and 'technique', some brap-brapper from Shitham making whack rhymes in a cheesy accent is not.
haha, see that just shows me how ignorant you are. Its modern day poetry, times change and so do the arts tarique. I'm guessing you've not even heard either of them.

See tarique, the fact you're not even prepared to show that you can do it suggests that you can't. So all your big-mouth claims really mean fuck all, and make you look quite damn stupid

here:


Modern day love poem. Oh I'm sorry, I guess you feel pretty stupid now dont you
Hakei
Banned
+295|5988

Uzique wrote:

I'm in awe of your idiocy so it's all mutual.

"Skilleth demanded not" at the end, really shows I'm gunning for a hardcore serious attempt. Why would I even degrade myself in trying to emulate some nigra-sport for chavs and self-fancied poets/beat speakers that don't even possess a simulacrum of ability? Jehst and Sway, rhythm and technique? Haha, I'm going to bow out of this thread, you're fucking crazy. Saul Williams, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg- that's a mastery of rhythm, timing and 'technique', some brap-brapper from Shitham making whack rhymes in a cheesy accent is not.

Do you really think the infantile shit you spew out above with badly-contrived primary school end rhyming is 'talented' or worth any applause? I sure showed you, "you" being the amazing guy that can get his 'Rhyming Basics #101' book out from his toybox and string together some non-metred and rhythmless "cat sat on the mat" lines? Non, nein, no.
Serious post is serious.

Take a walk, smell the roses, life's good. I find it amusing that you can talk about idiocy when you yourself have nothing better to do than give lectures over the internet. You've lowered the mood in this thread considerably and for what? The off chance someone'll actually notice what you have to say and think you're really clever? If you don't like the thread:

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Fuck off.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6463
No, not really. 'Modern poetry' exists and is doing just fine without the lkes of Jehst and his rasclaat brigade. What a fucking stupid argument, you really cannot win an argument claiming that MC'ing is "modern art" and the new mutation of poetry. Ezra Pound's post-modernism was a long fucking stretch but Jehst and the Channel U 'Kru' is one step too far at posturing the 'poetry' tag. Philip Larkin is modern poetry, hell most of the underground hip-hop scene is the latest modern equivalent of beat poetry (which I have no problem admitting or praising for rhyme/rhythm ability).

I love a lot of modern beat-poetry and hip-hop, you perceive me as some Neo-Classical Augustan that sees Romanticism as an exotic and daring version of poetry, but really I'm not. Spewing forth rhymes with rudimentary pre-school rhyming couplets takes no ability, the vast majority of MC'ing is ad-libbed verbal shit. Kinda becoming a different argument now that I don't care to follow, I'm perfectly fine listening to selective parts of hip-hop whilst reading real 'modern poetry' and indulging in actual modern 'beat poetry'. I thought this thread was a big joke, my tongue-in-cheek post reflects that. Now it's becoming apparent you actually think there's some talent and ability in what you're doing... it defies belief. It's not about ignorance, it's about discerning between mindless shite with no thought behind it and actual real recognisable talent. This thread and all of your contributions fall firmly into the former.

@ above poster: it's fun. You fuck off, cunt. How do you 'lower' a thread that talks about cock-length every other post? The offchance someone will say I'm clever? Where the hell do you draw that from? I don't need 'validation' over the Internet, especially in a thread celebrating one of the lowest most hack-talented forms of artistic ability.

@ YouTube link, I can do it too, yay!



I'd still recommend the older beat-generation stuff over 'modern' any day though.

Last edited by Uzique (2009-01-17 06:26:39)

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jord
Member
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Uzique wrote:

No, not really. 'Modern poetry' exists and is doing just fine without the lkes of Jehst and his rasclaat brigade. What a fucking stupid argument, you really cannot win an argument claiming that MC'ing is "modern art" and the new mutation of poetry. Ezra Pound's post-modernism was a long fucking stretch but Jehst and the Channel U 'Kru' is one step too far at posturing the 'poetry' tag. Philip Larkin is modern poetry, hell most of the underground hip-hop scene is the latest modern equivalent of beat poetry (which I have no problem admitting or praising for rhyme/rhythm ability).

I love a lot of modern beat-poetry and hip-hop, you perceive me as some Neo-Classical Augustan that sees Romanticism as an exotic and daring version of poetry, but really I'm not. Spewing forth rhymes with rudimentary pre-school rhyming couplets takes no ability, the vast majority of MC'ing is ad-libbed verbal shit. Kinda becoming a different argument now that I don't care to follow, I'm perfectly fine listening to selective parts of hip-hop whilst reading real 'modern poetry' and indulging in actual modern 'beat poetry'. I thought this thread was a big joke, my tongue-in-cheek post reflects that. Now it's becoming apparent you actually think there's some talent and ability in what you're doing... it defies belief. It's not about ignorance, it's about discerning between mindless shite with no thought behind it and actual real recognisable talent. This thread and all of your contributions fall firmly into the former.

@ above poster: it's fun. You fuck off, cunt.

@ YouTube link, I can do it too, yay!



I'd still recommend the older beat-generation stuff over 'modern' any day though.
read ages one to five
you don't know you're alive
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6463
try and get my point
it's not too far a punt;
die in a fire
you silly cunt.
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jord
Member
+2,382|6671|The North, beyond the wall.
since were posting loads of youtube vids,
here's one for you kids

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iC96oU20WVs
bennisboy
Member
+829|6639|Poundland

jord wrote:

After reading the first 5 pages of this thread,
I pretty much win, go back to being dead.
Hmmm, not sure about that, you need to beath this:

bennisboy wrote:

Come on people!!!

It's like this thread's "gone fishin"
I give you all permission
To give me some competition
Tho my rhymes are hotter than nuclear fission

I'm like Jesus to this rap game
Word of mouth is how I spread my name
World wide I'm known as the saviour
So weak rappers best be on their best behaviour
I steal your girlfriend with a simple "hey ya"
I rule this town like I'm the mayor

I go by many names
This time its jesse james
The fastest spitter in the west
This thread aint even a contest
Look I got my hand up your girl's vest
It looks like the stuff I was spitten
Left her pretty smitten
She'd still want me even if I stamped on her kitten

This time I'm like neo from the matrix
But I dont use cheap stage tricks
I just activate my bullet time
Get even more lethal with my rhyme
But you cheap ass agents take the piss
I got one more line, like trinity said, "dodge this"
Also, shall we just ignore tarique from now on, cos he's a cunt with no idea what he's talking about? Yeah I think we should
I mean, have you ever met someone so condescending? Obviously working peopel cant be talented, I think you have to go and study at oxford to be considered a poet like tarique. also that youtube link was shit, there is no comparison between jehst and that guy as to who is more talented... oh and its not that guy

Last edited by bennisboy (2009-01-17 06:33:58)

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