bennisboy
Member
+829|6616|Poundland
Lol, I wrote that when I was drun last night I forgot about it till I read my karma!
bennisboy
Member
+829|6616|Poundland
Come on people!!!

It's like this thread's "gone fishin"
I give you all permission
To give me some competition
Tho my rhymes are hotter than nuclear fission

I'm like Jesus to this rap game
Word of mouth is how I spread my name
World wide I'm known as the saviour
So weak rappers best be on their best behaviour
I steal your girlfriend with a simple "hey ya"
I rule this town like I'm the mayor

I go by many names
This time its jesse james
The fastest spitter in the west
This thread aint even a contest
Look I got my hand up your girl's vest
It looks like the stuff I was spitten
Left her pretty smitten
She'd still want me even if I stamped on her kitten

This time I'm like neo from the matrix
But I dont use cheap stage tricks
I just activate my bullet time
Get even more lethal with my rhyme
But you cheap ass agents take the piss
I got one more line, like trinity said, "dodge this"
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|5931|Washington DC
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
It is an ancient Mariner,
And he stoppeth one of three.
`By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,
Now wherefore stopp'st thou me?

The bridegroom's doors are opened wide,
And I am next of kin;
The guests are met, the feast is set:
Mayst hear the merry din.'

He holds him with his skinny hand,
"There was a ship," quoth he.
`Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!'
Eftsoons his hand dropped he.

He holds him with his glittering eye -
The Wedding-Guest stood still,
And listens like a three years' child:
The Mariner hath his will.

The Wedding-Guest sat on a stone:
He cannot choose but hear;
And thus spake on that ancient man,
The bright-eyed Mariner.

"The ship was cheered, the harbour cleared,
Merrily did we drop
Below the kirk, below the hill,
Below the lighthouse top.

The sun came up upon the left,
Out of the sea came he!
And he shone bright, and on the right
Went down into the sea.

Higher and higher every day,
Till over the mast at noon -"
The Wedding-Guest here beat his breast,
For he heard the loud bassoon.

The bride hath paced into the hall,
Red as a rose is she;
Nodding their heads before her goes
The merry minstrelsy.

The Wedding-Guest he beat his breast,
Yet he cannot choose but hear;
And thus spake on that ancient man,
The bright-eyed Mariner.

"And now the storm-blast came, and he
Was tyrannous and strong:
He struck with his o'ertaking wings,
And chased us south along.

With sloping masts and dipping prow,
As who pursued with yell and blow
Still treads the shadow of his foe,
And foward bends his head,
The ship drove fast, loud roared the blast,
And southward aye we fled.

And now there came both mist and snow,
And it grew wondrous cold:
And ice, mast-high, came floating by,
As green as emerald.

And through the drifts the snowy clifts
Did send a dismal sheen:
Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken -
The ice was all between.

The ice was here, the ice was there,
The ice was all around:
It cracked and growled, and roared and howled,
Like noises in a swound!

At length did cross an Albatross,
Thorough the fog it came;
As it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in God's name.

It ate the food it ne'er had eat,
And round and round it flew.
The ice did split with a thunder-fit;
The helmsman steered us through!

And a good south wind sprung up behind;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariner's hollo!

In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud,
It perched for vespers nine;
Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white,
Glimmered the white moonshine."

`God save thee, ancient Mariner,
From the fiends that plague thee thus! -
Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow
I shot the Albatross."
i g
Banned
+876|5834|GA

i said wat wat
in the butt
usmarine2
Banned
+233|5760|Dublin, Ohio
idiots
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|5931|Washington DC
Part II

"The sun now rose upon the right:
Out of the sea came he,
Still hid in mist, and on the left
Went down into the sea.

And the good south wind still blew behind,
But no sweet bird did follow,
Nor any day for food or play
Came to the mariners' hollo!

And I had done a hellish thing,
And it would work 'em woe:
For all averred, I had killed the bird
That made the breeze to blow.
Ah wretch! said they, the bird to slay,
That made the breeze to blow!

Nor dim nor red, like God's own head,
The glorious sun uprist:
Then all averred, I had killed the bird
That brought the fog and mist.
'Twas right, said they, such birds to slay,
That bring the fog and mist.

The fair breeze blew, the white foam flew,
The furrow followed free;
We were the first that ever burst
Into that silent sea.

Down dropped the breeze, the sails dropped down,
'Twas sad as sad could be;
And we did speak only to break
The silence of the sea!

All in a hot and copper sky,
The bloody sun, at noon,
Right up above the mast did stand,
No bigger than the moon.

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.

The very deep did rot: O Christ!
That ever this should be!
Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
Upon the slimy sea.

About, about, in reel and rout
The death-fires danced at night;
The water, like a witch's oils,
Burnt green, and blue, and white.

And some in dreams assured were
Of the Spirit that plagued us so;
Nine fathom deep he had followed us
From the land of mist and snow.

And every tongue, through utter drought,
Was withered at the root;
We could not speak, no more than if
We had been choked with soot.

Ah! well-a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the Albatross
About my neck was hung."
bennisboy
Member
+829|6616|Poundland
Hurricane, you've ruined the thread
usmarine2
Banned
+233|5760|Dublin, Ohio

bennisboy wrote:

Hurricane, you've ruined the thread
go figure
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|5931|Washington DC

bennisboy wrote:

Hurricane, you've ruined the thread
you're just jealous that you can't bust out dope lyrics like my man samuel taylor coleridgeizzle
i g
Banned
+876|5834|GA

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Gooners
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money so old its growing white hair
r'Eeee
That's how I roll, BITCH!
+311|6418

Leave that for black people. You all suck.
i g
Banned
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r'Eeee wrote:

Leave that for black people. You all suck.
o_0
pyscofrawg
AKA Selkies ftw
+55|6375|Earth
Hurricane/Colleridge ftw
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Bert10099
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+177|6710|United States
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
God Save the Queen
Banned
+628|6313|tropical regions of london
i get it
MysteryJake
Member
+12|6177|California
Yo all this shit you spit is wack
you need to step back, before your ass gets clapped
because im strapped, from head to toe
wackin' all them kids that think they know how this rap game go...

Ill have your bitch ass on your knees screamin "please, please, dont kill me"
These lyrical verses putin bitch niggas in hearses
and whats worse is, these fools think they're dope
but in reality they have no hope
got their heads in my scope, this aint no ropeadope
and im not one to choke...
jord
Member
+2,382|6648|The North, beyond the wall.

God Save the Queen wrote:

i get it
You banned
Too much sand
In your Vagina
I fucked your sister Regina

This shit gone cOLD
It's about to Explode
I'm bringin it back
cause this shit was whack
and no
im not Black.


Wooo
shit  was   tight
Ryan
Member
+1,230|6813|Alberta, Canada

Soulja boy up in it oh?
kptk92
u
+972|6378|tc_london
ye
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5758|Catherine Black
Wassup bitches
My need for rapping itches
Like your mums genital herpes
What rhymes with herpes?
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6459|Gogledd Cymru

Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5758|Catherine Black

The Sheriff wrote:

You never responded to this

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 9#p2340199
Happy? No you're still mad,
Like when I got caught with your mum by your dad.

fuck it, I can't be arsed.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6358|New York
I'll do some of my own rhymes, not quite rapping, mind you.

My English slang haiku (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables):

Fuk u fagit chav

Ur mum is a propa slag

Wot nao berk innit


Special thanks to Surgeons/The Sheriff for translation, ideas, and grammatical proofreading.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
bennisboy
Member
+829|6616|Poundland
For great justice
I must bump this
My talent goes deeper than an oceanic abyss
I need my outlet as i sit here and reminisce.

Big shout out to jord
He inspired me when I was bored
In that thread with emo jensen
He did a rap so I give him a mention

So come on jord, where are you now?
You're raps so shit it came outta a cow
Course so did you! Pow!
Yeah I called you're mum a cow

So as I sit down here revising
The fact I'm bored is hardly surprising
More predictable than zombies in dead rising
So i ask you all, fill some lines in

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