[-DER-]Omega
membeR
+188|7096|Lithuania
I had the weirdest dream two nights ago. I was being chased by some demon-like thing and I ran into a corner. I knew it was there behind me, and it told me to turn around. When I did, I awoke. I was there, laying on my back with my eyes starting to open. When they did, all I could see for the first 10 seconds or so were what appeared to be big black blotches floating around in front of me. There was a loud, gurgling-type of sound in my ears and I couldn't move my body at all. Then I felt as if someone was holding my left arm. I tried my hardest to turn and see what it was, but I couldn't. Then, suddenly everything went black for a second or two, and it all went away and I could finally move.


All that shit happened while I was wide awake. It was one of the freakiest things that's ever happened to me.
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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6807|Long Island, New York
Usually my dreams involve sex with a girl, or some kind of sexual thing with a girl.

It's pretty awesome.

Although I do have the occasional dream where I wake up and i'm like "WTF!" because it was a fucked up dream or "that was cool" because I had/did something amazing.
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|6979|Charlie One Alpha

[-DER-]Omega wrote:

I had the weirdest dream two nights ago. I was being chased by some demon-like thing and I ran into a corner. I knew it was there behind me, and it told me to turn around. When I did, I awoke. I was there, laying on my back with my eyes starting to open. When they did, all I could see for the first 10 seconds or so were what appeared to be big black blotches floating around in front of me. There was a loud, gurgling-type of sound in my ears and I couldn't move my body at all. Then I felt as if someone was holding my left arm. I tried my hardest to turn and see what it was, but I couldn't. Then, suddenly everything went black for a second or two, and it all went away and I could finally move.


All that shit happened while I was wide awake. It was one of the freakiest things that's ever happened to me.
It's called sleep paralysis. You wake up, but your motor functions are still in 'sleep mode'. While you sleep, most of your motor functions are disabled so you won't act out every movement you make in your dreams, like running and punching. Sometimes when you wake up it takes a while for your brain to realize you're awake and turn your motor functions back on. I've experienced this more than once. Most people, like you, also have the feeling of someone or something else being in the room with them, sometimes even touching you. I've never had that myself, just the paralysis thing. I didn't even think it was scary because I just assumed I was still dreaming before I knew what was actually going on. But the feeling that someone or something is in the room with you, sometimes touching you, sometimes even sitting on your chest (!) is actually because you are still half dreaming. 
I've actually had an experience once where I was awake, and I could move, but I kept thinking there was someone in the room talking to me. I'd hear them ask a question, I'd answer, then look around and realize there was no-one there. Then I'd hear my door open, listen to someone enter and start talking, but again no-one was there. Finally, I felt someone slap me on my back, but again, no-one was there. This was especially weird since I could move and look around and all. At this point I realized I was dreaming while I was awake so I imagined there was a girl under my blanket doing nice things to me.

Also, like many others here, I can never really run or punch at full strength. Firearms often don't work and require me to yell BANG BANG, at which point my target usually act as if they'd been shot. It's like they just play along.

Also, lights never work. The bulb lights up but it gives off no illumination, the surrounding room just stays dark.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Des.Kmal
Member
+917|6887|Atlanta, Georgia, USA

Mitch wrote:

Oh i also hate in dreams, when my eyes wont stay open, like idk if anyone else ever has this but my eyes in the dream wont stay open. They keep falling shut and it totally pisses me off.
MAN!!!

i fucking hate those.

fucks sake they piss me off so bad.


lol, finally, someone else who has had that gd eye wont open dream.
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Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6976|67.222.138.85
I had the same dream from the perspective of the twinky.
David.P
Banned
+649|6543
I also have fucked up dreams. But mine well mine they're the most violent psychopathic things that could occur in a persons head. My dreams involve lots of death and revenge.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7011|FUCK UBISOFT

David.P wrote:

I also have fucked up dreams. But mine well mine they're the most violent psychopathic things that could occur in a persons head. My dreams involve lots of death and revenge.
with alex trebek?
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TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6709|Brisbane, Australia

I wish I had all these cool dreams

I can hardly even remember when I last had a dream.
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[-DER-]Omega
membeR
+188|7096|Lithuania

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

I wish I had all these cool dreams

I can hardly even remember when I last had a dream.
go to bed earlier
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TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6709|Brisbane, Australia

[-DER-]Omega wrote:

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

I wish I had all these cool dreams

I can hardly even remember when I last had a dream.
go to bed earlier
you arr probably right, I am always really tired when I go to bed.
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Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|6934|NT, like Mick Dundee

Mmm. I have fucked up dreams regularly. The super hero thing has happened before, except I was shooping. And I shot villains who were always albino.


I dunno, when I tell people about them I get some great responses. My best dream ever involved me leading a terrorist attack on Disney Land. Fuck I hate Disney Land. Disney Land Paris = SHITE. Just like the others.

Timm, the key to decent dreams I've found actually involves more sleep + elevated stress.


Shitloads of sugar etc. Helps. Infact, while doing what most people describe as a healthy balanced lifestyle my kickass dreams go away. Which makes me sads, which makes me go back to unhealthy, sleep deprived lifestyle.

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Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
David.P
Banned
+649|6543

Miguel diaz wrote:

David.P wrote:

I also have fucked up dreams. But mine well mine they're the most violent psychopathic things that could occur in a persons head. My dreams involve lots of death and revenge.
with alex trebek?
No just random people. But sometimes i have this dream where i'm in a stand of with cops and they shoot me to death, Carefully removing parts of my body with their pistols rounds and shot guns rounds. Until i look like a bloody hunk of swiss cheese.
gene_pool
Banned
+519|6891|Gold coast, Aus.
Well that's slightly strange because I had a dream that is sort of similar.

I had the exact powers of those girls on Elfen Lied and I was walking around the town hitting people with invisible arms that protruded from my back and cutting people in half with my mind.

It was pretty awesome.
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6499|NSW, Australia

whats a twinkie
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6709|Brisbane, Australia

Nappy wrote:

whats a twinkie
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Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6402|Carnoustie, Scotland

LaidBackNinja wrote:

While you sleep, most of your motor functions are disabled so you won't act out every movement you make in your dreams, like running and punching.
My motor functions are broked I kicked my dresser and broke my toe. Anyone else had it when you wake up by jumping, because you fell over a curb in your dream? I get that all the time, especially on holidays.
weasel_thingo
Member
+74|6596

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

Nappy wrote:

whats a twinkie
they are little sponge cake things with that cream in them or some shit, we have similar things over here
...i think
bennisboy
Member
+829|6916|Poundland

Funky_Finny wrote:

LaidBackNinja wrote:

While you sleep, most of your motor functions are disabled so you won't act out every movement you make in your dreams, like running and punching.
My motor functions are broked I kicked my dresser and broke my toe. Anyone else had it when you wake up by jumping, because you fell over a curb in your dream? I get that all the time, especially on holidays.
Yeah I usually get it when I lose my balance it a dream, and fing out my arms in an attempt to steady myself, which also happens in RL. I wasnt such a problem at my house, where my bed is huge and nowhere near walls, but at uni my bed is right next to a wall

Anyone had it where you dream your somewhere familiar but not where u actually are? Then you need to get up to go to the toilet and you still think you are where you where in the dream? I did before, I was staying at my nan's and dreamt I was at home, in the dream I was sitting on my bed near in my house. Then I woke up in RL but was barely awake and went to walk the toilet, when I tried to leave my bedroon at my nan's I was still seeing my room at home and walked stright into a wall while making my way to where the door should have been
TrueMusou
Member
+36|6430|United States Of Hamerica
I bought a pack of Formula 1 Cars from Costco once...it came cheaper in bulk.
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6402|Carnoustie, Scotland
Ever dreamed you're going to the toilet and peed a bit?
Sup3r_Dr4gon
Boat sig is not there anymore
+214|6597|Australia
Best way to get odd dreams: cheese. Very cheap, most people have some, and you can alter the kind of dreams you have by changing cheeses.

True shit.

Anyways, one strange dream I had was when I woke up to go to school, had a shower, packed my bag, etc.... and then I really awoke to do the exact same thing.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6795|South Florida

Lucien wrote:

I've barely ever had remotely awesome dreams. I had the power of telekinesis once, but by the time I figured out how it worked (in the dream) I woke up.

Just wait 'till I've mastered Wake-induced Lucid Dreaming. That will be more epic than any random dream could ever be.
When youve mastered it, you must teach me.

That'd be the ultimate fun.

Just sit and dream all day. do w/e u want.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Fallschirmjager10
Member
+36|6730
Anybody have any advice on having dreams? I want some

F
TrueMusou
Member
+36|6430|United States Of Hamerica

Funky_Finny wrote:

Ever dreamed you're going to the toilet and peed a bit?
No, have you?
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7034|Dallas

TrueMusou wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

Ever dreamed you're going to the toilet and peed a bit?
No, have you?
LOL bedwetter.

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