FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6701|Devon, England
So I was out with my friends one night, one of them being this girl who I REALLY like... After  afew hours of doing the usual things, bowling and hanging out, we decided to go down and walk along the front (or the beach, whatever). I wanted it realy to just be me and my friend, so I pulled her away from the rest of the group and we walked behind them, just talking about stuff... Really random stuff, probably stuff that made me look like a twat, but I just wanted to talk to her.

Anyway, after a few minutes, she stopped me, and pulled me off the path. I was pretty confused as to what was happening, but she had this look in her eyes... Wow... She took me to the ground and got on top of me, and started taking off her... Jacket-top-type thingy (whatever they're called). I copied with haste She looked dam well pretty, and I was like "what the hell is going on here... This can't be true..." She still had that look in her eyes, and then leant over, put her head right next to mine and whispered something to me: "I really like you, but my last time I had a boyfriend my mum got scared and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Princess of Bel Air!"























TO FANCY!!! (http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=21677)

Last edited by FFLink13 (2007-07-22 18:17:48)

Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6685|Florida, United States

/fail

This is a waste of a thread.  Especially because you even know it's been done before.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6701|Devon, England

Havok wrote:

/fail

This is a waste of a thread.  Especially because you even know it's been done before.
Aww, did someone get excited and let down?

Shuttup and smile

This forum needs more Fancy-like shenanigans.
Darkhelmet
cereal killer
+233|6761|the middle of nowhere
ROFL, it's better than Fancy's. +1
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6296|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
Wtfhax

I'd have an orgasm immediately. I find the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song extremely sexually arousing. Especially if it's been turned into Princess.
eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|6854|Sacramento, Cal
Hope someone murders you!

Last edited by eMarine (2007-07-22 18:14:18)

Klinka-Klinko
NIKE Swoosh
+101|6230|cs_connecticut‬‭
...
RECONDO67
Member
+60|6646|miami FL
man wtf ?
Xblade-3o5-
Oi, Suzy!
+113|6763|Florida, United States

Undetected_Killer wrote:

Wtfhax

I'd have an orgasm immediately. I find the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song extremely sexually arousing. Especially if it's been turned into Princess.
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6301|Washington St.
so did you guys end up doing it or did she just sing you a song and put her clothes back on?
Havok
Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist
+302|6685|Florida, United States

FFLink13 wrote:

Havok wrote:

/fail

This is a waste of a thread.  Especially because you even know it's been done before.
Aww, did someone get excited and let down?

Shuttup and smile

This forum needs more Fancy-like shenanigans.
It would have been funny if you were the first to do it.  Not the 3rd or 4th.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6701|Devon, England
*sigh*

For the newer members: http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=21677
RECONDO67
Member
+60|6646|miami FL

pirana6 wrote:

so did you guys end up doing it or did she just sing you a song and put her clothes back on?
she realize hes penis was too small
Home
Section.80
+447|6858|Seattle, Washington, USA

Perfect execution. 10/10.
Dersmikner
Member
+147|6508|Texas
Shocking that you've never been laid. Shocking.
Darkhelmet
cereal killer
+233|6761|the middle of nowhere
Wow. 102 karma just for Fancy posting that.
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|6606
[insert sik burn here] Judging by your pictures, I immediately disregarded the thought of that ever happening to you false.[/insert sik burn here]








Ha.
{DGC}{jr.}Blitzkrieg
Member
+10|6846|Arizona
Lmao, classic. Well placed too. +1

Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6548|Long Island, New York
Link, Jess will never give you a blowjob.

Gtfo.
weerdfoo1
Banned
+26|6175|California

pirana6 wrote:

so did you guys end up doing it or did she just sing you a song and put her clothes back on?
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6784|Noizyland

Can't go wrong with the classics.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Donald O' Brien
Member
+104|6713

MrKamikaze wrote:

you had me goin for a sec....then i realized i was singing that theme song and i was all "wtf sNEAK ATTACK BONar!!!!!!!"
Without a doubt the funniest post in that thread you linked.
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6490|Somewhere else

So was this in Bel Air?   What happened after she said that?   Did she sing it to you, or just say it?   I'm Confused.

Even further, you must have stopped doing everything for her to say that, I couldn't imagine you continue shedding clothes and she kept saying that.     Especially if you were secksing her.  That would just be scary.  Didn't your friends wonder where you went?  My friends wouldn't just patiently wait by, they'd come by and watch dog the whole thing.

Plus, if it was off the path, was it in some bushes?  That wouldn't be comfortable to lye down on.

Maybe ,if she encored with "gettin' jiggy with it"  would make it more sexy.

Am I reading into this too much?
OmniDeath
~
+726|6654

pirana6 wrote:

so did you guys end up doing it or did she just sing you a song and put her clothes back on?
lmao.

that was more funny than the original post
Johnathan.Heart
Go Heart or go home!
+4|6637|Muenster.Germany
How old are you ? lol

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