BF2S Forums Save my ass - Speech Topic

How to jumpstart a car, I taught teddyjimmy how to do it last night.

"How to be a lazy ass person when playing BF2"

I excell at this.

crimson_grunt wrote:

"how to" sounds vague.  Can it be anything?  or is it supposed to be linked to a specific topic computers, gardening etc.

It can be How To do virtually anything, but I'm gonna try not to patronize my audience with something like "How To Cut Your Fingernails" or whatever.

How to appreciate Pythagoras.
How to multiply matrices.
How to solve simultaneous linear equations.
How to make a nuclear bomb.
How to make a nuclear generator.
How to make a cold fusion generator.
How to fly a helicopter.
How to make friends.
How to make enemies.
How to make a hardcore gaming PC.
How to make a hardcore gaming MAC.
How to make a hardcore gaming Laptop.
How to make a hardcore gaming Palm.
How to make your calculator into a gaming machine.
How to blabber when you have nothing to say.
How to be creative.
How to design a signature in photoshop.
How to download music illegally.
How to hack into the school intranet.
How to make babies.
How to attack other nations with impunity.
How to make the UN your lap dog.
How to engineer an earthquake/terrorist proof structure.
How to play baseketball (from that movie).
How to make pizza.
How to use E = mc^2

Last edited by Vub (2007-07-10 17:07:57)

how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

How to cause terror across your neighborhood.

How to get other people to do your work for you. Bring in an ethernet cable.

How to do the impossible.

Do some really cheesy, inspiration speech and at the end, when everyone is feeling all happy, end it with a "Just kidding! You can't do it. There's a reason it's called 'impossible.'"