"COCK" - Church Of Cognitive Knowledge

2007-05-24 14:39:14

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KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,973|6630|949

I just had lunch at the local dive bar. I started talking to an Irishman by the name of Sean Michael Gillespie (he made sure to tell me his full name) who wanted me to join his church, the "Church of Cognitive Knowledge". Basically, they believe only what you can have cognitive knowledge of.

He was the self-proclaimed "COCKMOP" - Church Of Cognitive Knowledge Minister of Propaganda.

What say you?

2007-05-24 14:40:24

#2

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6567|Mountains of NC

I'll be wearing my t-shirt when I attend service

https://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w287/kornademagrl/Cock.gif

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2007-05-24 14:40:31

#3

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6488|Gogledd Cymru

ahahahah

i want to be a COCKMOP TOOOOOOOOO

2007-05-24 14:56:37

#4

OrangeHound: Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...; +1,335|6648|Washington DC

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
What say you?

Acronym aside, it sounds like a joke ...

2007-05-24 15:04:42

#5

(T)eflon(S)hadow: R.I.P. Neda; +456|6827|Grapevine, TX

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Basically, they believe only what you can have cognitive knowledge of.

err... of what?

EDIT> Bad pick up line at a gay bar?

Last edited by (T)eflon(S)hadow (2007-05-24 15:05:34)

2007-05-24 15:05:00

#6

specops10-4: Member; +108|6741|In the hills

OrangeHound wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
What say you?
Acronym aside, it sounds like a joke ...

He might have been playing a nasty prank on you!

2007-05-24 18:36:25

#7

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|6617|Manitowoc, WI

I'm guessing its a joke just like the pen 15 club.

Last edited by BolvisOculus (2007-05-24 18:36:50)

2007-05-24 18:40:02

#8

Ryan: Member; +1,230|6841|Alberta, Canada

Do we have to pray to our peepee's when we enter the church?

2007-05-24 18:50:15

#9

Sgt_Sieg: "Bow Chicka Bow Wow." The correct way.; +89|6773

That's cool you could get some custom pens at Pen Island.

penisland.net

2007-05-24 18:50:43

#10

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|6569|USA

Ryan wrote:
Do we have to pray to our peepee's when we enter the church?

what you mean you don't already?

2007-05-24 18:54:04

#11

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6527|Global Command

Church of cock?
Whats this now?

2007-05-24 18:54:17

#12

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6466

I call BS.

It would be funny if it was real though.

2007-05-24 18:57:11

#13

Fenix14: scout rush kekeke ^___^; +116|6555|Brisbane, Aus

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I just had lunch at the local dive bar. I started talking to an Irishman by the name of Sean Michael Gillespie (he made sure to tell me his full name)

cough * http://www.adl.org/Learn/news/Synagogue_Firebombing.asp

2007-05-24 19:26:20

#14

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6527|Global Command

Fenix14 wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I just had lunch at the local dive bar. I started talking to an Irishman by the name of Sean Michael Gillespie (he made sure to tell me his full name)
cough * http://www.adl.org/Learn/news/Synagogue_Firebombing.asp

/win.

2007-05-24 19:30:10

#15

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +794|6683|United States of America

ATG wrote:
Fenix14 wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I just had lunch at the local dive bar. I started talking to an Irishman by the name of Sean Michael Gillespie (he made sure to tell me his full name)
cough * http://www.adl.org/Learn/news/Synagogue_Firebombing.asp
/win.

O noez, he is eskaped

Article wrote:
Gillespie is currently being held in Little Rock awaiting extradition to Oklahoma City. He faces up to 25 years in prison if convicted.

2007-05-25 03:56:17

#16

Ninja_Kid2002: Member; +119|6266|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

Yea, I'm a member of the Church of Cognitive Knowledge
I'm in the Parish Under Saint Steven Young

or COCK in the PUSSY

2007-05-25 05:46:47

#17

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6321|Orrstrayleea

LOL! COCKMOP (im very tired and bored, so you guys can imaine how funny this sounds to me)

2007-06-26 11:30:39

#18

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,973|6630|949

So I was ordained last night into COCK. Apparently it is a real church. I receive my papers in the mail.

I feel so honored. I am officially an ordained minister of COCK.

2007-06-26 11:32:39

#19

CommieChipmunk: Member; +488|6568|Portland, OR, USA

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
So I was ordained last night into COCK. Apparently it is a real church. I receive my papers in the mail.

I feel so honored. I am officially an ordained minister of COCK.

...lmfao

2007-06-26 12:27:55

#20

OrangeHound: Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...; +1,335|6648|Washington DC

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
So I was ordained last night into COCK. Apparently it is a real church. I receive my papers in the mail.

I feel so honored. I am officially an ordained minister of COCK.

Hmmm ... so, if you receive "offerings" because you are a minister of COCK, does that make you a male prostitute?

2007-06-26 12:31:39

#21

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,973|6630|949

OrangeHound wrote:
KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
So I was ordained last night into COCK. Apparently it is a real church. I receive my papers in the mail.

I feel so honored. I am officially an ordained minister of COCK.
Hmmm ... so, if you receive "offerings" because you are a minister of COCK, does that make you a male prostitute?

I am a minister. No offerings in, only out.

If there are any lonely girls out there who are interested in the COCK, I am your man!

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