Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6764|Dallas
Friday, May 19th: Girlfriends 23rd birthday.  We go to a fancy Mexican restaurant with her Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, Grandma, Brothers GF and me.  She gets $150 in birthday money and a free meal.  Also she gets to wear a funny sombrero and get serenaded by an illegal immigrant.

Saturday, May 20th: Girlfriend and the rest of the party mentioned above attend the University of Dallas's Presidential Gaila.  Orderves and punch are served while a live brass band plays Glenn Millers "In The Mood" for ambiance.  She gets to dress up like a princess and drink wine, which apparently is really fun although I couldn't figure out what was so fun about getting dressed in a tux and eating motzerella sticks.

Sunday, May 21st: Girlfriend graduates from college with a Bachelor of Science degree.  I get a sunburn. 

Sunday, May 21st-evening: As family leaves to go home I stop her dad and ask if it's ok to ask hs daughter something later.  He says yeah and then gives me a 30 minutes lecture on God and baby Jesus.  Later that night I get on one knee and ask my girlfriend to marry me, then slide 2g's worth of diamonds onto her finger. 

Monday, May 22nd-12:03A.M.: We be fucking.  It be good.  I approved.



Short version:
GF had birthday.
GF had princess ball.
GF graduated.
GF got engaged.
GF got boned.


I am officially part of the ball and chain association now.
OrangeHound
Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...
+1,335|6649|Washington DC

Cougar wrote:

I am officially part of the ball and chain association now.
Congrats on the engagement ... but a wife is not a ball & chain ... kids are the ball & chain, but not the wife.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6529|Global Command
The wife is the salt in your wound from the chaffing of the chain.

Congrats my brotha.
Dan Havok
Member
+14|6429

Cougar wrote:

GF got boned.
gratz
bennisboy
Member
+829|6646|Poundland
Lolz, I fail to see the relevance of the title to the topic, plus isnt a rainbow multi-coloured, not purple?


But Congrats man
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6489|Gogledd Cymru

congrats you lanky beast
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6568|Mountains of NC

no pics
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6632

^^
MrE`158
Member
+103|6623
Congrats Cougar!

Get your engagement over with and we can welcome you properly into the Old Married Man club.
CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|6555
Time to start working on acquiring a mistress I guess... the wonderful tapestry of life.

PS - Love the thread title.

Last edited by CameronPoe (2007-05-21 09:56:11)

ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6649

Congrats Cougar.
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6236|Uk
congrats/gutted

you choose which
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6644
i do not support this.  veto.
sfarrar33
Halogenoalkane
+57|6618|InGerLand
wait a rainbow can't be purple?
i've been lied to...AGAIN

but yeah good luck and good fucking and good stuff
Ryan
Member
+1,230|6843|Alberta, Canada

Congrats man.

Post screenshots.
Entertayner
Member
+826|6571

Congrats man,  hopefully we'll be seeing a whole lotta baby Cougars running around the BF2s' halls soon enough.
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6445|The Land of Scott Walker
Sounds like a good weekend, man.  Congrats.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6764|Dallas

Entertayner wrote:

Congrats man,  hopefully we'll be seeing a whole lotta baby Cougars running around the BF2s' halls soon enough.
Neg.


Also as far as purple rainbows go, her eyes were so full of awesomeness that the only color she could see was purple, hence a purple rainbow.

You detail nazis.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6621|London, England

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

i do not support this.  veto.
'Toe'd
XanKrieger
iLurk
+60|6658|South West England
Kudos Cougar Sounds like that was a good few days/ events
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|6709|Charlie One Alpha
Congrats dude.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
De_Jappe
Triarii
+432|6527|Belgium

Tuesday 22 of May: GF discovers she is pregnant?

Congratulations on the engagement!
Schwarzelungen
drunklenglungen
+133|6296|Bloomington Indiana
congrats man!!

invite the entire forum population to the reception....

hilarity will ensue
XanKrieger
iLurk
+60|6658|South West England

Schwarzelungen wrote:

congrats man!!

invite the entire forum population to the reception....

hilarity will ensue
Among other things
Schwarzelungen
drunklenglungen
+133|6296|Bloomington Indiana

XanKrieger wrote:

Schwarzelungen wrote:

congrats man!!

invite the entire forum population to the reception....

hilarity will ensue
Among other things
i could totally picture campoe and ATG with their arms around eachothers shoulders drunk as hell doing the whole
"i love you man"
"no, i love YOU, man!"

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