My review of Spiderman 3 (Spoilers)

2007-05-06 10:45:59

#1

Cerpin_Taxt: Member; +155|6203

Cliche opening --> poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> a bit of action --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> 5 minute brawl with Sandman --> more poorly-written love story --> small side story with Eddie Brock --> more poorly-written love story --> another 5 minute brawl with Sandman --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> Venom appears, 15 minutes only remain in the movie --> more poorly-written love story --> more poorly-written love story --> Venom is defeated after a small 5 minute battle --> Sandman gives up --> more poorly-written love story --> crappy ending.

10/10

2007-05-06 10:46:50

#2

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6632

I thought it was shitbox... Toby Mcguire is too soft, and it was too much of a love story.

2007-05-06 10:48:00

#3

Cerpin_Taxt: Member; +155|6203

Gooners wrote:
I thought it was shitbox... Toby Mcguire is too soft, and it was too much of a love story.

Shitbox? That's a new one.

These potato chips are shitbox.

2007-05-06 10:48:07

#4

r'Eeee: That's how I roll, BITCH!; +311|6448

Lol, I think I got the idea. I am going to watch it on tuesday anyway.

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2007-05-06 10:50:29

#5

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|6760|San Antonio, Texas

Yeah, the movie sucked pretty hard, I didn't pay to see it and I wanted my money back...

2007-05-06 10:50:38

#6

']['error: Banned; +630|6644|The Netherlands

k

2007-05-06 10:54:29

#7

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|6766|UK

Welcome back fancy_pollux.

2007-05-06 11:03:50

#8

David.P: Banned; +649|6274

What sucked was that topher grace was venom and they killed off a few characters. Also Introducing Gwen Stacy so late into the movies wtf? I mean in the comics her death is the reason why he kills the green goblin, They should've started the story in a different way closer to the comic.

2007-05-06 11:07:18

#9

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6522|...

it was ok .. too much to attempt for one movie ... 1 villain undeveloped (sandman) on villain disappointment (venom) ... I still thought 2 was the better of the 3.

2007-05-06 11:09:11

#10

jord: Member; +2,382|6678|The North, beyond the wall.

Vilham wrote:
Welcome back fancy_pollux.

Pardon?

2007-05-06 11:58:45

#11

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|6766|UK

jord wrote:
Vilham wrote:
Welcome back fancy_pollux.
Pardon?

have you not noticed the remarkable similarity to pollux?

2007-05-06 12:02:43

#12

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6665|NT, like Mick Dundee

Vilham wrote:
jord wrote:
Vilham wrote:
Welcome back fancy_pollux.
Pardon?
have you not noticed the remarkable similarity to pollux?

I was just about to point that out.

You could always ask a mod, they could tell you.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2007-05-06 12:23:13

#13

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6644

kirstin dunst is butt ugly

2007-05-06 12:25:03

#14

']['error: Banned; +630|6644|The Netherlands

Flecco wrote:
Vilham wrote:
jord wrote:

Pardon?
have you not noticed the remarkable similarity to pollux?
I was just about to point that out.

You could always ask a mod, they could tell you.

true. its pollux on another account, or his twin brother that was seperated at birth

2007-05-06 12:25:04

#15

Backupwayback: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯; +73|6300

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
kirstin dunst is butt ugly

and terrible actress

2007-05-06 15:56:08

#16

agent146: Member; +127|6387|Jesus Land aka Canada

well the next marvel movie is going to be "The punisher 2" .....there is also going to be a pac-man movie...

2007-05-06 15:58:45

#17

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|6673|Colorado

The critics gave it a B-, mostly bad stuff though. Maybe I'll wait for the rental & see another movie this tuesday.

2007-05-06 16:14:43

#18

SysTray: "Generous mods" < Thats right Systray !; +180|6821|Delaware

Anyone who gives that more than a shitpile/10 deserves to be castrated so their stupid genes don't pollinate the Earth any further. That movie sucked more than the Vietnamese whores in Full Metal Jacket...and they "Sucky Sucky".

2007-05-06 16:19:02

#19

TigerXtrm: Death by Indecency; +51|6368|Netherlands

To much drama, to few action and very bad directing. It was a nice movie and effects were nice but the two other movies were much better.

Tiger

2007-05-06 17:22:51

#20

MrE`158: Member; +103|6623

It's a two-star movie that upgrades to a three-star if you've had a few beers beforehand.

Cool action and excellent special effects, all linked together by a dodgy story and some spectacularly stupid scenes.

Emo-pimp Peter Parker was particularly wince-inducing.

2007-05-06 17:27:01

#21

Major.League.Infidel: Make Love and War; +303|6478|Communist Republic of CA, USA

MrE`158 wrote:
It's a two-star movie that upgrades to a three-star if you've had a few beers beforehand.

Cool action and excellent special effects, all linked together by a dodgy story and some spectacularly stupid scenes.

Emo-pimp Peter Parker was particularly wince-inducing.

I walked out at that point. I'll see it when I rent it. It was a terrible movie.

2007-05-06 17:39:21

#22

HURLEY: Ima Crunchatize you.; +170|6683|The Lou

I laughed through the hole thing, i mean, they turned spiderman into an EMO!!!! very pathetic.

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