The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2011-04-12 10:31:46

#1226

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6409|Roma

Turns out to be glory holing.

I wish there were more women training to be pilots.

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2011-04-12 11:01:53

#1227

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6561

PrivateVendetta wrote:
Turns out to be glory holing.

I wish there were more women training to be pilots.

You rang?

As for your wish, it´s now granted, but it turns out all the woman are actually ladyboys who hit on you exclusively most of the time.

I wish I had my own strip club

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2011-04-12 11:07:14

#1228

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6559|Atlanta, Georgia

Unfortunatly it is filled with male strippers... gay of course.

I wish i could teleport any woman into my room willing to have sex with me.

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2011-04-12 11:08:48

#1229

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6217|Vortex Ring State

bahaha, last time I heard of something was like this, it was called "Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation", as per Portal references

you own a tiny club in a small strip shopping mall

I wish that this thread would die

2011-04-12 21:11:32

#1230

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5606|Fuck this.

it does, but so do you

I wish you fags would stop necroposting

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2011-04-12 21:12:53

#1231

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6392|Sydney | ♥

We do, but then you realise you have no one to talk to.

I wish uni was free.

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2011-04-12 21:13:53

#1232

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5919|College Park, MD

it's free, but only because you must be the PM's sex toy five hours a week

I wish the girl I'm attracted to was my girlfriend

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2011-04-12 21:26:16

#1233

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6931|Purplicious Wisconsin

Granted, but she turns out to be terrible

I wish leprechauns existed

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2011-04-12 21:34:58

#1234

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5919|College Park, MD

granted, they rape you

I wish for access to any porn site I want

2011-04-12 22:02:52

#1235

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6663|EE Chat

Granted, but a new law has been passed that only gay 3 way midget furry porn is legal.

I wish I had a new surfboard.

2011-04-13 05:11:29

#1236

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6931|Purplicious Wisconsin

Granted, but it is unreliable

I wish non-raping leprechauns existed.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2011-04-13 06:37:38

#1237

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6217|Vortex Ring State

they turn to murder instead and kill you

I wish for nothing

2011-04-13 07:49:52

#1238

Blade4509: Wrench turnin' fool; +202|5726|America

Trotskygrad wrote:
they turn to murder instead and kill you

I wish for nothing

You get nothing, and on top of getting nothing you lose everything you own until you have nothing.

I wish for a brand new car!

"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"

2011-04-13 11:25:13

#1239

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6931|Purplicious Wisconsin

Granted, but it is a brand new rusty car

I wish I could see women naked if I wanted to.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2011-04-13 13:16:12

#1240

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5606|Fuck this.

granted, but you are now gay

I wish for sharks with lasers

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2011-04-13 13:18:40

#1241

h4hagen: Whats my age again?; +91|6570|Troy, New York

ROGUEDD wrote:
granted, but you are now gay

I wish for sharks with lasers

Granted, but they are just laser pointers and its not really that cool.
I wish I was wealthy

2011-04-13 14:29:57

#1242

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6931|Purplicious Wisconsin

Granted, but a robber kills you

I wish things would go my way.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2011-04-13 14:39:01

#1243

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6663|EE Chat

Granted, but all your responses to this game are absolutely horrible and terribly stupid. Also, your penis is now a carrot.

I wish BF3 would come out already and be great.

2011-04-13 14:42:49

#1244

Sturgeon: Member; +488|5158|Flintshire

BF3 comes out but as you get home and install it your penis melts and your hands disappear then your mum becomes a hooker and gives you aids by squirting into your cereal

I wish I was a girl

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2011-04-13 15:11:23

#1245

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|6870

you're a girl

I wish I knew what the hell a jizzweasel is

2011-04-13 15:14:45

#1246

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6959|FUCK UBISOFT

you're a jizzweasel.

I wish

2011-04-13 15:32:26

#1247

Camm: Feeding the Cats.; +761|5185|Dundee, Scotland.

You wish you don't wish.

for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.

2011-04-13 18:07:54

#1248

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6989|PNW

Lucien wrote:
you're a girl

I wish I knew what the hell a jizzweasel is

icwatudidthar

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e: I wish white men could jump.

2011-04-13 18:43:46

#1249

h4hagen: Whats my age again?; +91|6570|Troy, New York

unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Lucien wrote:
you're a girl

I wish I knew what the hell a jizzweasel is
icwatudidthar

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e: I wish white men could jump.

White men can jump, but only because they're on the moon and you'll never go there because your not cool enough.

I wish I had a giant box of poptarts.

2011-04-13 19:00:04

#1250

HaiBai: Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me; +304|5701|Bolingbrook, Illinois

you got a giant box of pop tarts but their mere presence gave you a heart attack and you died.

i wish all my homework was done

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