B00MH3ADSH0T wrote:
wow wee waaaJET_G raidensen wrote:
My wookie shoots 88mm high explosive shells!!!!!
Its like WW2 everytime i wank. But if its getting down, man, imagine hiroshima 1000x!
Poll
How Often Do You Masturbate ?
| Once a day. | 45% | 45% - 215 | ||||
| Twice a day. | 13% | 13% - 63 | ||||
| 3 Time or more a day. | 9% | 9% - 46 | ||||
| Once a week. | 20% | 20% - 98 | ||||
| Once a Month. | 2% | 2% - 13 | ||||
| Never! | 2% | 2% - 11 | ||||
| Masturbate ??? | 5% | 5% - 25 | ||||
| Total: 471 | ||||||
Its like WW2 everytime i wank. But if its getting down, man, imagine hiroshima 1000x!
not one person voted never
I do it once a day maybe two when i'm horny lol
i don't do it on weekends because my parents are here lol
i don't do it on weekends because my parents are here lol
Last edited by lxcpikiman (2007-02-07 06:16:57)
Sif only 8 for 3 times a day.
I can do it 26 hours a day. (yes i said 26) *moonwalks*
Hell, this thread evolved pretty fast. Anyways, I owe you an answer Headshot.
So you think of more crazy things to come, tripping to outerspace and doing it agravic (which I actually take great interest in, shame there are no hot female astronauts) or hanging upside down the roof... you know, that kind of stuff (which actually leads back to the kittens ).
Well, what I´m pointing at, if there will be a girlfriend (the real ones, in reallife), then you can pull out all that crazy stuff you made up in your mind during your private hours and sex her outta this world with your madskillz
I´ve read, that frequent masturbation improves the imagination and creativity of the individuum, concerning sex. So if you go the full way, you know, light up some candles, pull out the massage oil and begin to think of all the crazy stuff you would like to do (yeah, even the kitten-raping-stuff or whatever ) it makes you evolve over time. Cause the same lame "oh yeah, I bang Heidi Klum before Scarface left his kids in there" does not work out the same good way it used to after some time.B00MH3ADSH0T wrote:
Name more then the one im thinking of.Sisco10 wrote:
Why do you want to stop?frankyman_88 wrote:
once a day i'm trying to stop though
any advice as to how? im having a bit trouble
Masturbation is useful in many ways, for many things.
So you think of more crazy things to come, tripping to outerspace and doing it agravic (which I actually take great interest in, shame there are no hot female astronauts) or hanging upside down the roof... you know, that kind of stuff (which actually leads back to the kittens ).
Well, what I´m pointing at, if there will be a girlfriend (the real ones, in reallife), then you can pull out all that crazy stuff you made up in your mind during your private hours and sex her outta this world with your madskillz
Like are we talking super uber shit here?Sisco10 wrote:
Hell, this thread evolved pretty fast. Anyways, I owe you an answer Headshot.I´ve read, that frequent masturbation improves the imagination and creativity of the individuum, concerning sex. So if you go the full way, you know, light up some candles, pull out the massage oil and begin to think of all the crazy stuff you would like to do (yeah, even the kitten-raping-stuff or whatever ) it makes you evolve over time. Cause the same lame "oh yeah, I bang Heidi Klum before Scarface left his kids in there" does not work out the same good way it used to after some time.B00MH3ADSH0T wrote:
Name more then the one im thinking of.Sisco10 wrote:
Why do you want to stop?
Masturbation is useful in many ways, for many things.
So you think of more crazy things to come, tripping to outerspace and doing it agravic (which I actually take great interest in, shame there are no hot female astronauts) or hanging upside down the roof... you know, that kind of stuff (which actually leads back to the kittens ).
Well, what I´m pointing at, if there will be a girlfriend (the real ones, in reallife), then you can pull out all that crazy stuff you made up in your mind during your private hours and sex her outta this world with your madskillz
Or just get kicked in the nuts and left to whack off to your litte antigrav fantasy boy world.
One of my friend is a masturbation freak, and he always tells me : Man dont masturbate if you have something important to do the next day...
For him if you masturbate God will punish you in the next 24hrs... And each time that guy masturbare something unexpected happen to him loooll
For him if you masturbate God will punish you in the next 24hrs... And each time that guy masturbare something unexpected happen to him loooll
Last edited by Andoura (2007-02-07 10:04:41)
once a day. its part of the routine.
Okay.
1. Andoura, seriously, stop that loooll business, it's annoying and makes you sound like either a two year old, or a retard.
2. Saying as my Right arm is a lot bigger than my left (and I mean a lot, but not like gross amounts)...
Current Record: 16 in a day, not as good as 23, like, but still pretty hardcore.
1. Andoura, seriously, stop that loooll business, it's annoying and makes you sound like either a two year old, or a retard.
2. Saying as my Right arm is a lot bigger than my left (and I mean a lot, but not like gross amounts)...
Current Record: 16 in a day, not as good as 23, like, but still pretty hardcore.
How the fuck some of you fkn shake it up to 16 times in a day or 23... wich i rly think is not true lool
LMAO once a week, what a bunch of liars
in b4 close
never.....you see my penis isn't exactly what most would call "normal"
WTf this is weird loollburton wrote:
never.....you see my penis isn't exactly what most would call "normal"
Hell yeah!B00MH3ADSH0T wrote:
Like are we talking super uber shit here?
That´s the worst case scenario. Although I still like the antigrav thing...JET_G raidensen wrote:
Or just get kicked in the nuts and left to whack off to your litte antigrav fantasy boy world.
NEVER - myself
My girfriends do it for me always
My girfriends do it for me always
MArtinAndoura wrote:
One of my friend is a masturbation freak, and he always tells me : Man dont masturbate if you have something important to do the next day...
For him if you masturbate God will punish you in the next 24hrs... And each time that guy masturbare something unexpected happen to him loooll
Last edited by 0seb--morin0 (2007-02-09 16:16:52)
Well its kinda crazy, but i can't stop. Usually once a day, but twice if i find a really nice porn.
15 more years! 15 more years!
God watches everything!
Which is the main reason i haven't had a tug in months.
Which is the main reason i haven't had a tug in months.
Z0MFG HAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=JoD=Corithus wrote:
Yes, in one 24 hour period.r00ts wrote:
Per day?!=JoD=Corithus wrote:
Average 4-5.....my record currently stands at 23....
lol
LMAO
15 more years! 15 more years!
My record is 5 times in the space of 10 minutes. And yes its true, at my mates house sleeping over, porn was on, they was both asleep.
w00p.
I literally emptied myself lol.
but i do it atleast 1 in 2 days MYSELF.
My girlfrend does it better, with her mouth
w00p.
I literally emptied myself lol.
but i do it atleast 1 in 2 days MYSELF.
My girlfrend does it better, with her mouth
me and my friend had a deal between who can hold masturbation the longest
I lost, i coundnt even pass day 3
I lost, i coundnt even pass day 3
Yep. Me too. Sad that this wasn't a choiceAdams_BJ wrote:
Whenever im in the mood and Im not with my GF