Its the Junk Drawer right?!
Poll
Are you a Folder or a Scruncher (or other)
| Folder | 48% | 48% - 12 | ||||
| Scruncher | 48% | 48% - 12 | ||||
| I use a Bidet | 0% | 0% - 0 | ||||
| Other (plz state) | 4% | 4% - 1 | ||||
| Total: 25 | ||||||
why would you ever fold?
i was born a folder.. and it took me heaps of attempts to get it right with the scrunching
I personally Scrunch.
I haven't got enough time to fold.
Whats with all the Shit Related threads lately?
I haven't got enough time to fold.
Whats with all the Shit Related threads lately?
but why in the hell would you fold your toilet paper? just scrunch the god damn thing and chuck it in the shit hole.
This seems to shitty even for the junk drawer !
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
If u scrunch it, it could go everywhere...Whereas folding there's no risk of accidental shit smear.
Scrunching reduces the effective coverage of the toilet paper in your hand, rendering it less effective.<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
but why in the hell would you fold your toilet paper? just scrunch the god damn thing and chuck it in the shit hole.
This poll is SO juvenile and still extremely funny. By the way, I fold. But only the first or the second paper. If the occasion requires more wiping it's with a single sheet. Only to save paper.
We try to convince the younger soldiers in the unit to use the following method whilst on operations to save paper....
Fold into quarters, rip out the middle, put middle in pocket. Unfold paper, insert finger into hole in centre of sheet. Wipe until cleansed, remove finger, wipe on reverse of paper, use previously removed centre of paper to get shit from under your nails.
Fold into quarters, rip out the middle, put middle in pocket. Unfold paper, insert finger into hole in centre of sheet. Wipe until cleansed, remove finger, wipe on reverse of paper, use previously removed centre of paper to get shit from under your nails.
Dude, this is how you wipe your arse not science class. (OMGLOLRYHME)Donald O' Brien wrote:
Scrunching reduces the effective coverage of the toilet paper in your hand, rendering it less effective.<<<FTDM>>>Gen.Raven wrote:
but why in the hell would you fold your toilet paper? just scrunch the god damn thing and chuck it in the shit hole.
btw, scrunch
Last edited by gene_pool (2007-01-23 17:16:16)
crap i meant to say scrunch but i voted fold.
wtf is a bidet.
edit...i'll be honest, i thought you were referring to clothes in a drawer. lol not so genius
wtf is a bidet.
edit...i'll be honest, i thought you were referring to clothes in a drawer. lol not so genius
Last edited by G3|Genius (2007-01-23 17:22:30)
A drinking fountain for your ass.G3|Genius wrote:
wtf is a bidet.
Fold. I like to feel it. Just kidding. Anyway, folding makes sure that my hands don't end up smelling or looking like shit.
When I was younger, I had a house with a bidet, and I would sit on it with the water on until my ass froze, just fo the fun of it. When I was even younger, I gargled with the water that came out.
When I was younger, I had a house with a bidet, and I would sit on it with the water on until my ass froze, just fo the fun of it. When I was even younger, I gargled with the water that came out.
Last edited by thtthht (2007-01-23 17:26:29)
Can you drink with your ass?!!iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
A drinking fountain for your ass.G3|Genius wrote:
wtf is a bidet.
Oh man, wish I could do that too.........
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scruch, if I fold it always rips.
Believe it or not, there was already a thread on this, including diagrams. Basically the argument for folding was you have greater area, where as with scrunching there is more space between your hand and your ass.