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Adams_BJ wrote:

up early for work zz

Girlfriend decided she wanted to go to the doctors today so I'm doing her shift. So sweepy.

Beta male.

What's crackin upside-downers?

RavyGravy wrote:

yo r3v, good to see ya man.

yo flec, good to see ya man.


both of you should feel special.

R3v: disappears for at least 6 months at a time, rarely posts.
Flec: went on holidays for around 2 1/2 weeks.

Someone deleted my post.

RavyGravy wrote:

conspiracy tbh

Mods are just jealous.

Hakei gets paid to watch porn. How many of you have a job where you are paid to do something you'd do anyway?

Im come second in my house.


THERE, I PUT IT BACK IN.


HAKEI ALSO CALLED ME THE BETA MALE.

Flecco wrote:

RavyGravy wrote:

conspiracy tbh

Mods are just jealous.

Hakei gets paid to watch porn. How many of you have a job where you are paid to do something you'd do anyway?

That's not true. I have to write about the sites while I'm watching it and while it's a good 80% of my work sometimes I have to write erotic stories and that sort of jazz.

TBH I'm in and out of a site in like 20-30 minutes and I usually masturbate to written erotica anyways.

burnzz wrote:

i don't know what you're worried about, Adams- real men do come second, if you know what i mean . . .

Crisis averted, it was just some constant headaches.

AussieReaper wrote:

There was no deranged Santa in Hot Fuzz....

Simon Pegg's character is stabbed by one in a montage at the start of the movie.

That's Peter Jackson in that suit, pre-insane diet.

Adams_BJ wrote:

Im come second in my house.


THERE, I PUT IT BACK IN.


HAKEI ALSO CALLED ME THE BETA MALE.

DO YOU PEE SITTING DOWN?

WOAH, brah.

AussieReaper wrote:

Mind. Blown.


Hey flecs, did you end up fixing your wallaby dented car or buying a new one?

Bought an old hilux for work.


Will fix headlight on shitty astra as soon as the wreckers order the part for me.