Pretty self explanatory I think, what would you do........................
Poll
Ex-wife is coming to pick up her stuff tomorrow, so should I..........
Shit in the boxes | 7% | 7% - 10 | ||||
Place used condoms in her clothes | 6% | 6% - 8 | ||||
Randomly place pictures of my penis amongst her stuff | 20% | 20% - 27 | ||||
Plant drugs for customs to find on her way out | 16% | 16% - 22 | ||||
Not let her in to get it | 1% | 1% - 2 | ||||
Masturbate profusely into her shoes | 20% | 20% - 27 | ||||
Wipe my arse with her things | 5% | 5% - 7 | ||||
Stop wearing her underwear | 22% | 22% - 30 | ||||
Total: 133 |
all of the above
wow i got the 1st vote
Some of those choices can have you brought up on charges. Be careful.
I say just have her shit on the front lawn to pick up. No need for her to come inside.
I say just have her shit on the front lawn to pick up. No need for her to come inside.
Everything, Lmao
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
You don't even know his situation man. Maybe he kicked her out? You don't know either way and should not jump to conclusions.towelly wrote:
Where is the "don't be an ass" option?
Seriously if you would even considering doing any of those things you don't get to question why she is no longer with you.
draw penises on her clothes
I think i remember you posting about what she did. If i remember correctly, shit in the boxes.
Multiselect should have been a must, many creative ideas there. Maybe some rotting fruit/animals too?
First of all...Stop wearing her undies...next plant drugs in her things so she get caught at custom...funny as hell!
Hey Vspy,
Honestly dude cmon.
Your really shouldnt be thinking about any of the above options, except maybe stop wearing her undies.
Your a rock solid Aussie bloke who doesnt need to take such obvious measures..........GET SUBTLE.......
Go buy your self an empty syringe and a half kilo of prawns.
Leave Prawns in sun for the next couple of days.
Use syringe to extract yummy prawn juice.
Liberally apply juice to inside of shoes, boxes and any other area that it will not be noticed.
Stop thinking so blatantly obvious dude.
Honestly dude cmon.
Your really shouldnt be thinking about any of the above options, except maybe stop wearing her undies.
Your a rock solid Aussie bloke who doesnt need to take such obvious measures..........GET SUBTLE.......
Go buy your self an empty syringe and a half kilo of prawns.
Leave Prawns in sun for the next couple of days.
Use syringe to extract yummy prawn juice.
Liberally apply juice to inside of shoes, boxes and any other area that it will not be noticed.
Stop thinking so blatantly obvious dude.
Is she hot? post pics.
Get over it and just find some one new.
Stick some prawns in her stuff and a few pubes here n there.
Leave fish in with her underwear.
Or, alternately, claymore the boxes.
Or, alternately, claymore the boxes.
what's a prawn?
like a shrimp but bigger
sell them on ebay
Good advice boys, really like the prawns ideas................thanks for the good ideas
Bleh, there goes my idea.stryyker wrote:
all of the above
Keep wearing her undies, though. You look fabulous.
Plant something. At least that way there is no realistic way that it can be traced back as being yours, or even that you planted it there.
Burn it all!!
ftwELITE-UK wrote:
sell them on ebay
And very tasty.4_Phucsache wrote:
like a shrimp but bigger
But, like stated above, you should watch out for what you do, so that you don't have any kind of charges filed against you.
Donate all her stuff ... (except the panties you are wearing of course) ... [/lol]