Poll

Ex-wife is coming to pick up her stuff tomorrow, so should I..........

Shit in the boxes7%7% - 10
Place used condoms in her clothes6%6% - 8
Randomly place pictures of my penis amongst her stuff20%20% - 27
Plant drugs for customs to find on her way out16%16% - 22
Not let her in to get it1%1% - 2
Masturbate profusely into her shoes20%20% - 27
Wipe my arse with her things5%5% - 7
Stop wearing her underwear22%22% - 30
Total: 133
VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|6643|A sunburnt country
Pretty self explanatory I think, what would you do........................
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6690|California

all of the above
FALLOUTBOMB
Member
+6|6498|northern virginia, US
wow i got the 1st vote
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6633|USA
Some of those choices can have you brought up on charges. Be careful.

I say just have her shit on the front lawn to pick up. No need for her to come inside.
d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6424|Ontario, Canada
Everything, Lmao
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
dont_be_ss
Member
+312|6564|selby, n. yorkshire, UK

towelly wrote:

Where is the "don't be an ass" option?

Seriously if you would even considering doing any of those things you don't get to question why she is no longer with you.
You don't even know his situation man. Maybe he kicked her out? You don't know either way and should not jump to conclusions.
Widjerd
I like sausage
+18|6511|Bristol UK
draw penises on her clothes
scottomus0
Teh forum ghey!
+172|6607|Wigan. Manchester. England.
I think i remember you posting about what she did. If i remember correctly, shit in the boxes.
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6677|67.222.138.85
Multiselect should have been a must, many creative ideas there. Maybe some rotting fruit/animals too?
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|6548|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
First of all...Stop wearing her undies...next plant drugs in her things so she get caught at custom...funny as hell!
4_Phucsache
Property of BF2s©
+112|6553|Brisbane Australia
Hey Vspy,

Honestly dude cmon.

Your really shouldnt be thinking about any of the above options, except maybe stop wearing her undies.

Your a rock solid Aussie bloke who doesnt need to take such obvious measures..........GET SUBTLE.......

Go buy your self an empty syringe and a half kilo of prawns.
Leave Prawns in sun for the next couple of days.
Use syringe to extract yummy prawn juice.
Liberally apply juice to inside of shoes, boxes and any other area that it will not be noticed.

Stop thinking so blatantly obvious dude.
cablecopulate
Member
+449|6708|Massachusetts.
Is she hot? post pics.
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|6710
Get over it and just find some one new.
1927(h)
Guest
Stick some prawns in her stuff and a few pubes here n there.
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6315|Twyford, UK
Leave fish in with her underwear.

Or, alternately, claymore the boxes.
MagikTrik
yes.....but your still gay
+138|6341|Pittsburgh, PA USA
what's a prawn?
4_Phucsache
Property of BF2s©
+112|6553|Brisbane Australia
like a shrimp but bigger
ELITE-UK
Scratching my back
+170|6444|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND
sell them on ebay
VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|6643|A sunburnt country
Good advice boys, really like the prawns ideas................thanks for the good ideas
RedTwizzler
I do it for the lulz.
+124|6508|Chicago

stryyker wrote:

all of the above
Bleh, there goes my idea.

Keep wearing her undies, though. You look fabulous.
BeerzGod
Hooray Beer!
+94|6540|United States
Plant something. At least that way there is no realistic way that it can be traced back as being yours, or even that you planted it there.
JahManRed
wank
+646|6598|IRELAND

Burn it all!!
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|6540|Portland, OR, USA

ELITE-UK wrote:

sell them on ebay
ftw
Heavy_Guns_91
I hand out purple hearts like candy
+72|6374|Alberta, Canada

4_Phucsache wrote:

like a shrimp but bigger
And very tasty.


But, like stated above, you should watch out for what you do, so that you don't have any kind of charges filed against you.
[KS]RECON
Member
+35|6532|E 2/351 Camp Anaconda
Donate all her stuff ... (except the panties you are wearing of course) ... [/lol]

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