I found a GLITCH in the Bible.

2006-12-15 14:46:39

#26

[1stSSF]=Nuka=: Banned; +23|7174|PDX Metro Area, OR, US, SOL

um...not to be TOO pedantic, but I think you meant "duct tape" as ducks generally don't need the tape after the bird shot is applied...not enough left to worry with tape...

As for the Bible, anyone who has studied Hebraic tradition will know that a vast majority of ALL Hebrew stories are allegories, so inconsistencies are to be expected and treating the detail as <cough> gospel is simply silly...hell it is almost impossible to determine words without context in ancient Hebrew...

2006-12-15 14:47:10

#27

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7179|United States of America

Towelly wrote:
Miller wrote:
Towelly wrote:
No...

A glitch would be.

Adam and Eve are kicked out of The Garden Of Eden and have children, the names of those children where Kain and Able (both male).

So if the bible teaches us (and I'm sure it does) that incest is wrong, how did the human race stem from that family of 4?

So, which religion shall I destroy next?
What else are you going to do to have kids? Reach into Eve, yank out her sex organs and go with those?
I love seeing devout Christians try to answer that one, they all fail miserably.

P.S. I know very few Christians take every single page of the Bible as complete fact but the amount of times it contradicts itself is dumb founding.

Times change, and as they change, so to does what goes on. In the early stages of the bible, the human race would not be alive if Eve's sons had not had children from her, and so on. Yes, incest is wrong, but when did the bible state that? I'm sure it wasn't straight away when incest was needed to survive.

2006-12-15 14:47:10

#28

Towelly: It's A State Of Mind; +399|7014|Your attic

voodoodolphins wrote:
Towelly wrote:
Miller wrote:

What else are you going to do to have kids? Reach into Eve, yank out her sex organs and go with those?
I love seeing devout Christians try to answer that one, they all fail miserably.

P.S. I know very few Christians take every single page of the Bible as complete fact but the amount of times it contradicts itself is dumb founding.
hmmm do you know anyone at all that does that?

Yep and if I could be bothered to consult the Lord our Google I'd be able to find atleast one group who are that insane.

2006-12-15 14:48:08

#29

voodoodolphins: Member; +92|7127

Towelly wrote:
voodoodolphins wrote:
Towelly wrote:

I love seeing devout Christians try to answer that one, they all fail miserably.

P.S. I know very few Christians take every single page of the Bible as complete fact but the amount of times it contradicts itself is dumb founding.
hmmm do you know anyone at all that does that?
Yep and if I could be bothered to consult the Lord our Google I'd be able to find atleast one group who are that insane.

Oh i thought you knew them in person nvm then

2006-12-15 14:49:10

#30

voodoodolphins: Member; +92|7127

[1stSSF]=Nuka= wrote:
um...not to be TOO pedantic, but I think you meant "duct tape" as ducks generally don't need the tape after the bird shot is applied...not enough left to worry with tape...

As for the Bible, anyone who has studied Hebraic tradition will know that a vast majority of ALL Hebrew stories are allegories, so inconsistencies are to be expected and treating the detail as <cough> gospel is simply silly...hell it is almost impossible to determine words without context in ancient Hebrew...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape

2006-12-15 14:49:18

#31

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7179|United States of America

Towelly wrote:
voodoodolphins wrote:
Towelly wrote:

I love seeing devout Christians try to answer that one, they all fail miserably.

P.S. I know very few Christians take every single page of the Bible as complete fact but the amount of times it contradicts itself is dumb founding.
hmmm do you know anyone at all that does that?
Yep and if I could be bothered to consult the Lord our Google I'd be able to find atleast one group who are that insane.

Yes, every religion has wackos, well... that's life. Atheists can be wackos too.

2006-12-15 14:51:38

#32

Towelly: It's A State Of Mind; +399|7014|Your attic

Miller wrote:
Times change, and as they change, so to does what goes on. In the early stages of the bible, the human race would not be alive if Eve's sons had not had children from her, and so on. Yes, incest is wrong, but when did the bible state that? I'm sure it wasn't straight away when incest was needed to survive.

So am I allowed to throw out the idea of good will to all men and unconditional care of our fellow human being?

Oh wait sorry the crusaders already did that.

voodoodolphins wrote:
Oh i thought you knew them in person nvm then

I do, he's completely insane as far as I see it.

2006-12-15 14:53:05

#33

Darkhelmet: cereal killer; +233|7175|the middle of nowhere

Ummmmmm, how did you know that they did not have sex organs?

2006-12-15 14:53:15

#34

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7179|United States of America

Towelly wrote:
Miller wrote:
Times change, and as they change, so to does what goes on. In the early stages of the bible, the human race would not be alive if Eve's sons had not had children from her, and so on. Yes, incest is wrong, but when did the bible state that? I'm sure it wasn't straight away when incest was needed to survive.
So am I allowed to throw out the idea of good will to all men and unconditional care of our fellow human being?

Oh wait sorry the crusaders already did that.

Yet another ignorant answer. There is no point in trying to reason with you.

2006-12-15 15:03:27

#35

Ryan86th: Member; +14|6926|Ohio

just because you don't reproduce doesn't mean you don't have sex organs...

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2006-12-15 15:04:25

#36

voodoodolphins: Member; +92|7127

this explains why they got kicked from the garden of eve:

https://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p99/Voodoodolphins/apple2.gif

"I have censored it, because i don't want a ban."

2006-12-15 15:08:16

#37

chittydog: less busy; +586|7259|Kubra, Damn it!

voodoodolphins wrote:
Towelly wrote:
Miller wrote:

What else are you going to do to have kids? Reach into Eve, yank out her sex organs and go with those?
I love seeing devout Christians try to answer that one, they all fail miserably.

P.S. I know very few Christians take every single page of the Bible as complete fact but the amount of times it contradicts itself is dumb founding.
hmmm do you know anyone at all that does that?

Sure, Church of Christ follows the literal word of the bible.

2006-12-15 15:09:44

#38

HeavyMetalDave: Metal Godz; +107|7081|California

I at least have one thing to say about these forums.

YOU GUYS ARE THINKING!!!!

and this is good...

Sometimes we may disagree and argue...

But at least, we ARE thinking/discussing...

There is HOPE for us...

2006-12-15 15:10:14

#39

chittydog: less busy; +586|7259|Kubra, Damn it!

HeavyMetalDave wrote:
I at least have one thing to say about these forums.

YOU GUYS ARE THINKING!!!!

and this is good...

Sometimes we may disagree and argue...

But at least, we ARE thinking/discussing...

There is HOPE for us...

I love you, Dave!

2006-12-15 15:13:19

#40

HeavyMetalDave: Metal Godz; +107|7081|California

*turns to hide tears in eyes*

2006-12-15 15:15:37

#41

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7181|Argentina

After a deep research I found the Glitch. The snake gave Eve an apple filled with C4. Since FF was off, Adam and Eve used the apple to get to the roof of Heaven, and there they did it all the time and God couldn't get to them.

2006-12-15 15:17:11

#42

sfarrar33: Halogenoalkane; +57|7042|InGerLand

I do not refute gods existence
but
i do refute the bible's honesty
since the bible was not written by god, nor did he/she/it tell the authors of the bible what to write in it (they didn't make a point of it if they were told)
and this means that thousands upon millions of people take the words of some old priests trying to revive Christianity in the Renaissance to be truth, NOT the words of God.

2006-12-15 15:17:38

#43

Ratzinger: Member; +43|6816|Wollongong, NSW, Australia

Miller wrote:
Yes, incest is wrong, but when did the bible state that? I'm sure it wasn't straight away when incest was needed to survive.

Oh thats funny in so many ways, my brain is exploding at the number of things this statement implies....

2006-12-15 15:18:42

#44

47man: Member; +46|6847|Cali

Just because they didn't HAVE to reproduce you make an enormous assumption to the fact that they have no sexual organs...

2006-12-15 15:18:55

#45

|=-sL-=|.Cujucuyo.: Member; +26|6807|California

HeavyMetalDave wrote:
Adam and Eve were created up from the ground by God....Right?

They were immortal, and did not have to reproduce...Right?

So they had no sex organs....right?

So while God wasnt looking, Satan as the snake told Eve to eat apple...Right?

They had NO knowledge of evil...Right?

Snake told Eve she would just know what God knows....Right?

So SHE eats,then makes Adam eat....Right?

(Here's my glitch)

They SEE they are naked, and HIDE....right?

BUT what do they see? they have no sex parts yet. (Confused)

God comes back, FINDS them, and curses them...right?

Tells them, To stay immortal you must now reproduce, gives women most of curse, as child bearer...Right?

My point is...

If they didnt get the sex organs until AFTER they were caught, then WHAT did they see after they ate the apple? WHAT embarresed them?

BOGUS
WRONG
BULLSHIT
STORY
FICTION

It's all about the earth and mother nature...

See you next time kids, and Keep Banging Thy Heads!!!!!

When they bit the apple they became AWARE (yep, they didn't realize) they were naked and that it was embarassing, it's a no brainer. And where does it said they didn't have reproductive organs? Now stop bashing others peoples religion, if you don't like it then its fine dude, just don't make a big deal out of it.

2006-12-15 15:20:28

#46

voodoodolphins: Member; +92|7127

chittydog wrote:
voodoodolphins wrote:
Towelly wrote:

I love seeing devout Christians try to answer that one, they all fail miserably.

P.S. I know very few Christians take every single page of the Bible as complete fact but the amount of times it contradicts itself is dumb founding.
hmmm do you know anyone at all that does that?
Sure, Church of Christ follows the literal word of the bible.

As I wrote in another post I thought he knew one personally.

2006-12-15 15:21:20

#47

|=-sL-=|.Cujucuyo.: Member; +26|6807|California

sfarrar33 wrote:
I do not refute gods existence
but
i do refute the bible's honesty
since the bible was not written by god, nor did he/she/it tell the authors of the bible what to write in it (they didn't make a point of it if they were told)
and this means that thousands upon millions of people take the words of some old priests trying to revive Christianity in the Renaissance to be truth, NOT the words of God.

Yeah the bible isn't that clear on most things, for example, it says incest is a deadly sin, well, adam & eve's sons had to screw their own mother in order to conceive a sister and then repeat the process with her, and again and again. Then again God might have put other people afterwards, who knows? We have to ask him when we die .

2006-12-15 15:25:08

#48

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6946|...

Maybe Satan told about Eve the penis ...

* Greek Translation > King James (Shakespeare Bible). The bible was manipulated by man, to take everything word for word is foolish ..

If you want to knock it .. Actually read it, and read other holy books before you make arguments ... otherwise ur just a schmuck making claims from your ignorance.

I always think the worst enemies of Christ, are Christians .. and stop calling Christmas a Christian holiday: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturnalia

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2006-12-15 15:25:52

#49

smtt686: this is the best we can do?; +95|7055|USA

HeavyMetalDave wrote:
GENESIS is full of holes....

GENESIS Ch6-7 and the eyes of them both were opened and they saw that they were naked, grabbed figs leaves yadda yadda

enemy fig leaf spotted?

2006-12-15 15:28:07

#50

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7056

isnt that like ... blasphemy?

BF2S Forums I found a GLITCH in the Bible.

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