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yea, but do you expect the creator of all evil to be pretty?
and anyway... before that fight he could take whatever shape he wished...
(and so could Sauron before he lost The One Ring)
and anyway... before that fight he could take whatever shape he wished...
(and so could Sauron before he lost The One Ring)
Last edited by kmjnhb (2007-01-24 10:17:41)
but Morgoth hated everything beautiful and he always made his character as discusting as possible unless he wanted to kiss some ass, then he always took a pretty shape
Well:kmjnhb wrote:
yea, but do you expect the creator of all evil to be pretty?
and anyway... before that fight he could take whatever shape he wished...
(and so could Sauron before he lost The One Ring)
He was a big girt bloke, then his finger got cut off so he died, then he was alive as a "Big motha Fuckin' Eye" then he died from the Gay couple of the Century by destroying his "Precious" Ring.
Well, Sauron sure is sensitive, one damn ring...
How can we be sure he is actually a male?
"He" is rather lonely, maybe nagged the guy to death, eh?
My conclusion: Sauron is a chick.
Edit: Realized I was wrong, Sauron can't possibly had a boyfriend, she's so ugly. Therefore, no nagging.
How can we be sure he is actually a male?
"He" is rather lonely, maybe nagged the guy to death, eh?
My conclusion: Sauron is a chick.
Edit: Realized I was wrong, Sauron can't possibly had a boyfriend, she's so ugly. Therefore, no nagging.
Last edited by Frotz (2007-01-24 14:02:26)
Who the fuck is that? That can't be Sauron! Looks like some guy from a commercial rather than the Dark Lord err. Dark Lady that is.
Last edited by Frotz (2007-01-24 14:03:59)
Where's Slayer? Is he on my trail already?! RUN AWAY!
That the guy in the picture sure do resembles someone from a shampoo commercial me thinks.
That the guy in the picture sure do resembles someone from a shampoo commercial me thinks.
Shh, not so loud, everyone shouldn't know that I'm evil squad's undercover spy...
Sure looks like you to me...^*AlphA*^ wrote:
http://mith.ru/pp/sauron.jpgFrotz wrote:
Well, Sauron sure is sensitive, one damn ring...
How can we be sure he is actually a male?
"He" is rather lonely, maybe nagged the guy to death, eh?
My conclusion: Sauron is a chick.
sure looks male to me
Well, my Sauron is a chick conclusion was based upon facts before the picture was shown to me.
Have to evaluate the facts again.
Have to evaluate the facts again.
Sauron is an ancient spirit... neither male or female
Sauron is the commercial name for a medicine. A rectal pill basically.
Sauron was a male Maya Elf Demi god, a child of Illuvatar that turned rotten after not getting along with the other Elf gods, so the rebel Elf Sauron was squeezed out of office and probably surpassed by a younger career hungry Elf and he swore a grusome revenge on a weaker party (the Noldo`s or as we say in common tongue, the Delta`s)
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
As usual my advisor is right!Varegg wrote:
Sauron was a male Maya Elf Demi god, a child of Illuvatar that turned rotten after not getting along with the other Elf gods, so the rebel Elf Sauron was squeezed out of office and probably surpassed by a younger career hungry Elf and he swore a grusome revenge on a weaker party (the Noldo`s or as we say in common tongue, the Delta`s)
@Frotz: you have to be a part of the Gorgoroth-Chick-squad then! One reason, you are from sweden. Other reason, your name sounds mean
I can smell the FEAR in this room !Sl4y3r wrote:
As usual my advisor is right!Varegg wrote:
Sauron was a male Maya Elf Demi god, a child of Illuvatar that turned rotten after not getting along with the other Elf gods, so the rebel Elf Sauron was squeezed out of office and probably surpassed by a younger career hungry Elf and he swore a grusome revenge on a weaker party (the Noldo`s or as we say in common tongue, the Delta`s)
@Frotz: you have to be a part of the Gorgoroth-Chick-squad then! One reason, you are from sweden. Other reason, your name sounds mean
yeah, sorry I´ve farted
Do disgruntled evil male maya elves choose the stig?
Can't come up with a name, could anyone give me a suggestion?
Personally I'd like Lady ALLCAPS
Personally I'd like Lady ALLCAPS
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