KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,979|6890|949

I've seen the jets, helis, tanks, and airliner polls.  Now comes the real deal. 

What is the best one-person motorized scooter?  No polling options because there are just too many!
usmarine2007
Banned
+374|6625|Columbus, Ohio
https://www.electropedicbeds.com/Scooter-No-Boundaries.jpg
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6908

Scooters are gay. Fact.
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6855|Seattle

x-cooters

I have one
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
DUnlimited
got any popo lolo intersting?
+1,160|6722|cuntshitlake

ghettoperson wrote:

Scooters are gay. Fact.
IMHO

Last edited by DeathUnlimited (2006-12-06 09:44:34)

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kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6808|Southeastern USA
pee wee's was best, but i can't find a pic
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6859|132 and Bush

The lark
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,979|6890|949

kr@cker wrote:

pee wee's was best, but i can't find a pic
https://img74.imageshack.us/img74/9642/peeweeot4.th.jpg

It is pretty sweet...
TheEternalPessimist
Wibble
+412|6878|Mhz

herrr_smity
Member
+156|6886|space command ur anus

ghettoperson wrote:

Scooters are gay. Fact.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6859|132 and Bush

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The_Shipbuilder
Stay the corpse
+261|6759|Los Angeles
There's really only one choice here - the ACMA Troupes Aeról Portées Mle. 56, aka the "War Vespa". In 1956 the French Army retooled Vespas and reportedly deployed 800 of them to wars in Algeria and Indochina.

https://img501.imageshack.us/img501/5673/fvespa01mz8.jpg

Digital Book Booth wrote:

ACMA Troupes Aeról Portées Mle. 56.
After World War II, there was little money for defense spending while the nations of Europe rebuilt their industry and society. When there was some cash to spend, one had to be creative to stretch it as far as possible. The French probably accomplished the most astounding example of that with the ACMA Troupes Aeról Portées Mle. 56. Deployed with their airborne forces, this was essentially a militarized Vespa scooter outfitted with a 75mm recoilless rifle. Five parachutes would carry the two-man gun crew, weapon, ammunition, and two scooters safely to earth, and the men would load the weapon on one scooter and the ammo on the other, then ride away. More impressively, the recoilless rifle could be fired effectively on the move by the best of the gun crews. Total cost? About $500 for the scooter and the recoilless rifle was war surplus. Were they successful military machines? Well, the French Army deployed about 800 armed scooters in wars conducted in both Algeria and Indochina.
https://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2669/oldvespa1ay4.jpg

https://img501.imageshack.us/img501/1512/vespamilitaire4bb0.jpg

https://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2778/vespamilitaire5ki8.jpg

https://img247.imageshack.us/img247/6832/acmatap5001de6.jpg

A few more pics here

Last edited by The_Shipbuilder (2006-12-06 10:39:07)

KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,979|6890|949

Kmarion wrote:

http://www.segway.com/
Segways are personal transporters, not scooters.  Dean Kamen would kill you if he saw this.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|7030|PNW

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

http://www.segway.com/
Segways are personal transporters, not scooters.  Dean Kamen would kill you if he saw this.
It's a scooter to me. Personal transporter is like saying senior citizen: it's OLD PEOPLE, damnit!

George Carlin would kill you if he saw this.

Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2006-12-06 10:53:05)

KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,979|6890|949

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

http://www.segway.com/
Segways are personal transporters, not scooters.  Dean Kamen would kill you if he saw this.
It's a scooter to me. Personal transporter is like saying senior citizen: it's OLD PEOPLE, damnit!

George Carlin would kill you if he saw this.
George Carlin already challenged me to a duel.  I told him I would cut off his 20 year-old ponytail, and he ran away like a little bitch.
Sh1fty2k5
MacSwedish
+113|6968|Sweden
lol
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6859|132 and Bush

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

http://www.segway.com/
Segways are personal transporters, not scooters.  Dean Kamen would kill you if he saw this.
BBC seems to think they are scooters
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/5346050.stm
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library … hpic22.htm

Bush falls of Segway scooter
https://tampastorm.smugmug.com/photos/115213985-L.jpg

This will be reason enough for most people in this forum to love the Segway.

Last edited by Kmarion (2006-12-06 11:06:12)

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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:


Segways are personal transporters, not scooters.  Dean Kamen would kill you if he saw this.
It's a scooter to me. Personal transporter is like saying senior citizen: it's OLD PEOPLE, damnit!

George Carlin would kill you if he saw this.
George Carlin already challenged me to a duel.  I told him I would cut off his 20 year-old ponytail, and he ran away like a little bitch.
Yeah right. He probably has Agent 47 on your ass right now.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,979|6890|949

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Yeah right. He probably has Agent 47 on your ass right now.
https://img506.imageshack.us/img506/9443/hitmanea1.th.jpg
Sh1fty2k5
MacSwedish
+113|6968|Sweden
You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6859|132 and Bush

Sh1fty2k5 wrote:

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy
lol..

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ah, damn
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Sh1fty2k5
MacSwedish
+113|6968|Sweden
Kmarion YOU MUST KARMA ME!!11!!1!!1oneoeleven!1!!1!

                   

                       

Last edited by Sh1fty2k5 (2006-12-06 11:31:10)

KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,979|6890|949

Kmarion wrote:

BBC seems to think they are scooters
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/5346050.stm
They also call Trucks "Lorries" French Fries "Chips" and Potato Chips "Crisps".

I rest my case.

Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2006-12-06 11:32:36)

ghettoperson
Member
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The_Shipbuilder wrote:

There's really only one choice here - the ACMA Troupes Aeról Portées Mle. 56, aka the "War Vespa". In 1956 the French Army retooled Vespas and reportedly deployed 800 of them to wars in Algeria and Indochina.

{snip}
My apologies, I had never seen one of those when I made my statement. All scooters are gay, except for War Vespa's.

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