So my roommate got really tanked last night, and when he came home he started to hiccup (the sign of the booze coming back out).
In being a good friend I proceeded to take a huge dump in our bathroom, not flush, and put the lid down. The timing was perfect, because as I came out, toothbrush in hand, he was completely unaware until the smell and the splashing of the toilet water with my crap in it came up onto his hands and face.
He was fairly drunk, and didn't realize what was going on, until he told me... "Ugh... something I ate... stinks like shit man...". With blurred vision he couldn't make out what was in the toilet and thus didn't pull his head away. The way he dove to get his face in the bowl was enough to land his nose barely two inches from the water, I'm guessing.
In being a good friend I proceeded to take a huge dump in our bathroom, not flush, and put the lid down. The timing was perfect, because as I came out, toothbrush in hand, he was completely unaware until the smell and the splashing of the toilet water with my crap in it came up onto his hands and face.
He was fairly drunk, and didn't realize what was going on, until he told me... "Ugh... something I ate... stinks like shit man...". With blurred vision he couldn't make out what was in the toilet and thus didn't pull his head away. The way he dove to get his face in the bowl was enough to land his nose barely two inches from the water, I'm guessing.
