How do you plan on dying?

2006-11-12 15:13:17

#26

sgt.sonner: the electric eel has got me by the brain banana; +146|6545|Denmizzark!!

At age 48 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

ROFL.. +1 good find..

Does anyone know how old G.W bush is?

2006-11-12 15:14:42

#27

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6520|Bournemouth, South England

At age 40 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

2006-11-12 15:17:23

#28

HURLEY: Ima Crunchatize you.; +170|6694|The Lou

LOL TERRORISM IN CANADA!

HURLEY: At age 46 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

2006-11-12 15:18:41

#29

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6520|Bournemouth, South England

Penetrator: At age 48 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Story of my life, none of you exist; you are all created in my imagination.

2006-11-12 15:20:00

#30

BrOk_MoRdU: Psychotic Sniper Inc.; +76|6563|The Land of Claywhore

At age 76 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

2006-11-12 15:23:11

#31

scottomus0: Teh forum ghey!; +172|6649|Wigan. Manchester. England.

Id rarther not want to plan my own death thanks.

But to answer the topic.

Scott Anthony Lannon: At age 24 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Who the fuck eats that shit.

2006-11-12 15:24:47

#32

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|6631|Manitowoc, WI

At age 9 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

2006-11-12 15:29:12

#33

staticblue: Vindicator; +28|6747|Houston, TX

In the first failed attempt in a brain transplant procedure. By the time I am old enough to really worry about dying I am sure I will find some mad scientist looking for subjects in his cybernetics experiments.

2006-11-12 15:31:33

#34

claor: Member; +39|6426|Australia

At age 34 i will drown in a wading poool

now thats a sad way of dying

2006-11-12 15:32:51

#35

TuataraDude: Member; +115|6534|Aotearoa

scottomus0 wrote:
Id rarther not want to plan my own death thanks.

But to answer the topic.

Scott Anthony Lannon: At age 24 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Who the fuck eats that shit.

You will apparently, lol.

"At age 53 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes. "

At least I'll help feed some coyote family. All I have to do now is find out what the hell mescaline is (yes, very sheltered existence).

2006-11-12 15:33:14

#36

dont_be_ss: Member; +312|6606|selby, n. yorkshire, UK

At age 69 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

2006-11-12 15:34:27

#37

scottomus0: Teh forum ghey!; +172|6649|Wigan. Manchester. England.

TuataraDude wrote:
scottomus0 wrote:
Id rarther not want to plan my own death thanks.

But to answer the topic.

Scott Anthony Lannon: At age 24 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Who the fuck eats that shit.
You will apparently, lol.

Unfortunatly

2006-11-12 15:37:06

#38

Dieselboy: Flicker of beans since 1986; +87|6562|Reading, Basingrad

At age 93 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall

2006-11-12 15:40:02

#39

TheEternalPessimist: Wibble; +412|6632|Mhz

At age 35 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

2006-11-12 15:41:40

#40

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6719|67.222.138.85

At age 50 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

Sweet

2006-11-12 15:43:20

#41

seb--morin: Im high; +152|6651|Montréal, Québec

At age 17 you will die from arty strike in the face.Fortunatly your team win so the commander don't get his x2

2006-11-12 15:46:24

#42

N.A.T.O: The People’s Champion; +59|6452|A drop house

At age 59 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
Damit only 59:(

2006-11-12 15:46:59

#43

XiLLiON: Member; +0|6692

Garrett Bjerkhoel: At age 65 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

2006-11-12 15:47:22

#44

Mafia47: Member; +27|6752|Chicago

ohn: At age 53 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

LOL!!!

2006-11-12 15:47:23

#45

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6480

At age 53 a large monkey will beat you to death...

always knew my death would somehow involve monkeys.

2006-11-12 15:51:45

#46

Mongoose: That 70's guy; +156|6542|Sydney, in 1978

Nathan: At age 25 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

cant believe i make it to 25

2006-11-12 15:58:00

#47

{XpLiCiTxX}: Ohh skeet skeet; +143|6482|New York

At age 68 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

2006-11-12 15:59:18

#48

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|6763|Chicago.

Oh does this suck....

At age 41 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

2006-11-12 16:01:20

#49

Mouse315: Bash.org Junkie; +105|6532

At age 28 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

2006-11-12 16:03:27

#50

smtt686: this is the best we can do?; +95|6643|USA

matt: At age 84 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

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