Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|6597|Scarborough Yorkshire England
Shit shit shit shit shit
I've just been to the casino and blown £300
WTF am I doing someone kick me in the nuts, I can't afford to blow that much.
£300 may not seem like much to some but at the moment that's a shit load of cash that could have been better spent
SHIT SHIT SHIT
P.S. peeps Don't gamble there is only one winner in the end - THE GOD DAMN FUCKING CASINO
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6578

That sucks, good luck though.
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|6772|UK
lol mate, just work some over time, i would make 300 quid in about 20 hours lol. quite a bit of overtime.
The#1Spot
Member
+105|6545|byah
could have use that money on a performance increase on your computer or taken classes for to avoiding the temptations of gambling.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6535|Global Command
Last time I went gambling i won $3,000.00 ( U.S. ) playing roulette.
Tough luck mate.
Freke1
I play at night... mostly
+47|6553|the best galaxy
Whatever You do DONT TRY WINNING IT BACK.
I tried the "don't play with real money" roulette and won 100$,
then tried with real money and lost 65$.
Never doing that again!
To win You have to double Your bet when You loose (playing red/black) and You can't do that because of the bet limit. So if You want to be 90% sure of winning You should only play around 20 win series (doubling if You loose).
ITS A BORING WAY TO SPEND MONEY - buy stocks when they are cheap and You will recover Your losses. It's cooler too
https://bf3s.com/sigs/7d11696e2ffd4edeff06466095e98b0fab37462c.png
Jinto-sk
Laid Back Yorkshireman
+183|6597|Scarborough Yorkshire England

Freke1 wrote:

Whatever You do DONT TRY WINNING IT BACK.
I tried the "don't play with real money" roulette and won 100$,
then tried with real money and lost 65$.
Never doing that again!
To win You have to double Your bet when You loose (playing red/black) and You can't do that because of the bet limit. So if You want to be 90% sure of winning You should only play around 20 win series (doubling if You loose).
ITS A BORING WAY TO SPEND MONEY - buy stocks when they are cheap and You will recover Your losses. It's cooler too
I've seen a dude go with that theory and lose £640 spin after spin black and he kept backing red
kajukenbo_kid
Member
+36|6421|...

Jinto-sk wrote:

Shit shit shit shit shit
I've just been to the casino and blown £300
WTF am I doing someone kick me in the nuts, I can't afford to blow that much.
£300 may not seem like much to some but at the moment that's a shit load of cash that could have been better spent
SHIT SHIT SHIT
P.S. peeps Don't gamble there is only one winner in the end - THE GOD DAMN FUCKING CASINO
Go work for the casino you fool.
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6649
i went through $1000 gambling 3 weeks ago in vegas. never doing that again
Freke1
I play at night... mostly
+47|6553|the best galaxy

Jinto-sk wrote:

I've seen a dude go with that theory and lose £640 spin after spin black and he kept backing red
...yes the ball don't give a flying f**k which color it landed on the last time it rolled. So the max chance for winning is 48.65%.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/7d11696e2ffd4edeff06466095e98b0fab37462c.png
reefl3x
Member
+72|6408|United States
Can I kick you in the nuts and set you on fire, whilst pouring lemon juice and salt all over your body. I'll then make sure to keep you alive so I can torture you more. I'll then ever so slowly remove your finger nails with bamboo shoots. Deprive you of sleep and continue the cycle.

The key in torture is not to kill your victim, but merely to torture them to the brink of death, while still being able to stay across that fine line.

Last edited by reefl3x (2006-10-28 21:48:31)

Brasso
member
+1,549|6636

haffeysucks[nutkick]Jinto-sk
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
reefl3x
Member
+72|6408|United States

haffeysucks wrote:

haffeysucks[nutkick]Jinto-sk
I bet I could stick your nuts up your ass while there still attached to your body, then sew your ass shut, so they'll be stuck in there.
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6727|Sydney, Australia

Jinto-sk wrote:

P.S. peeps Don't gamble there is only one winner in the end - THE GOD DAMN FUCKING CASINO
Yeah, back in year 10 maths, our class figured the statistical stuff for the most common gambling games. Needless to say, in the long run, the casino will totally own you.


Mcminty.
reefl3x
Member
+72|6408|United States
card coutning ftw..play blackjack and card count.
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6552
Just run a Three-card Monte game outside the casino and you'll have your money back in no time, lol.
https://i.imgur.com/jM2Yp.gif
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+794|6690|United States of America
I enjoy watching all the shows about gambling on the History Channel like Breaking Vegas and whatnot about the MIT Blackjack Team, "cheaters" at craps, roulette, poker and all these people who are pwning the casinos. For about 5 minutes afterwards, it makes you want to go gamble and win thousands a weekend like these people.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6400|The Gem Saloon
i go to the casino and walk out 90% of the time with more money than when i walked in. i go in with 2 things; $30 cash and my ID. all plastic gets left at HOME. if you bring atm or credit cards you will use them. if you leave them in your car you will get drunk go get them and use them. go with 30 bucks, dont get drunk and walk away when your up......
Kanye North
randy
+80|6471

Parker wrote:

i go to the casino and walk out 90% of the time with more money than when i walked in. i go in with 2 things; $30 cash and my ID. all plastic gets left at HOME. if you bring atm or credit cards you will use them. if you leave them in your car you will get drunk go get them and use them. go with 30 bucks, dont get drunk and walk away when your up......
um okay...
Anfidurl
Use the bumper, that's what its for!
+103|6599|Lexington, Kentucky
Just come a little closer... my foot can't reach your nuts from this side of the ocean.

All kidding aside, man... that sucks so bad.
LT.Victim
Member
+1,175|6568|British Columbia, Canada

Parker wrote:

i go to the casino and walk out 90% of the time with more money than when i walked in. i go in with 2 things; $30 cash and my ID. all plastic gets left at HOME. if you bring atm or credit cards you will use them. if you leave them in your car you will get drunk go get them and use them. go with 30 bucks, dont get drunk and walk away when your up......
Or just dont gamble at all.
Skruples
Mod Incarnate
+234|6706
Don't bet money you can't afford to lose


That's the first rule of day trading, which is just gambling with better odds.
Obiwan
Go Cards !!
+196|6700|The Ville
if you play texas holdem it's against everyone else and same with any card game as long as the dealer is not playing. I recommend playing a none house game and u should do much better.
Baron_von_Kondas
Ok! Try smelling this banana!!!
+74|6498|There?

Obiwan wrote:

if you play texas holdem it's against everyone else and same with any card game as long as the dealer is not playing. I recommend playing a none house game and u should do much better.
Sounds logical. But i dont really trust guys with 2142 stuff in their sigs....
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|6644|Montreal, Qc, Canada
The.Casino [PWNED] Jinto-sk

Last edited by Andoura (2006-10-29 00:37:20)

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