Lamest thing on the battlefield

2006-10-15 17:42:20

#1

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6474|cuntshitlake

Lamest things that have ever happened to you on the battlefield?

Getting ACCIDENTALLY knifed by a teammate (he must've been blind)
Smoke Grenade straight tio head (I was killed by it D'OH)
I drove my car against a wall, jumped out and got stuck between the car and the wall ---> I died
I jumped out of RIB just to be killed by it
In SF i took GAS MASK instead of parachute

LOL

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2006-10-15 17:43:58

#2

Master*: Banned; +416|6505|United States

Claymore Claymore Claymore

2006-10-15 17:45:04

#3

r2zoo: Knowledge is power, guard it well; +126|6606|Michigan, USA

Whenever I try to repair someones vehicle, they try to run me over, more often then you might think

2006-10-15 17:45:07

#4

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6533|...

teammate a-hole constantly chunking flashbangs (probally to get his only xpert medal)

2006-10-15 17:45:42

#5

Naughty_Om: Im Ron Burgundy?; +355|6643|USA

DeathUnlimited wrote:
Lamest things that have ever happened to you on the battlefield?

Getting ACCIDENTALLY knifed by a teammate (he must've been blind)
Smoke Grenade straight tio head (I was killed by it D'OH)
I drove my car against a wall, jumped out and got stuck between the car and the wall ---> I died
I jumped out of RIB just to be killed by it
In SF i took GAS MASK instead of parachute

LOL

Those arent lame things in battlefield. Thats YOU being a retard...congrats!

2006-10-15 18:21:55

#6

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|6730|California

flying complete retards around a map for rounds at a time

2006-10-15 18:33:11

#7

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6772

jets

2006-10-15 18:36:05

#8

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6573|British Columbia, Canada

stryyker wrote:
flying complete retards around a map for rounds at a time

Doing the Traffic Report?

2006-10-15 18:39:46

#9

SonderKommando: Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....; +564|6670|The darkside of Denver

Earlier today i leaped from a building by the market in Karkand. I deployed my chute only to land on top of a medic reviving a fellow solider. I received two TK's for crushing them and they both punished.

Last edited by <SS>SonderKommando (2006-10-15 18:40:21)

2006-10-15 19:01:42

#10

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6474|cuntshitlake

Naughty_Om wrote:
DeathUnlimited wrote:
Lamest things that have ever happened to you on the battlefield?

Getting ACCIDENTALLY knifed by a teammate (he must've been blind)
Smoke Grenade straight tio head (I was killed by it D'OH)
I drove my car against a wall, jumped out and got stuck between the car and the wall ---> I died
I jumped out of RIB just to be killed by it
In SF i took GAS MASK instead of parachute

LOL
Those arent lame things in battlefield. Thats YOU being a retard...congrats!

oh yeah. especially those 2 first???

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2006-10-15 19:06:52

#11

T1g3r217: Perpetual; +124|6432|My room

While playing medic, reviving the poor dead guy, only to see that an eager sniper has been watching the whole time, killing me and the newly-reborn person. At least I get two points. At most, he'll get a new enemy!

2006-10-15 19:31:39

#12

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6470|UK

Deciding to do that halo parachute stuff and pressing 9 and dying.

2006-10-15 19:38:41

#13

Dr0pped: Member; +8|6765|Ontario, Canada

Taking out an enemy chopper with a stinger.... the wreckage falling on a teammate... and getting punished for the TK.

I asked him why he punished....sayin "it was clearly an accident..."

His reply... "Well..it is still a TK"

2006-10-15 19:41:39

#14

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6503|Connecticut

Last night I was playing on Moders wake island (good server). It was the beginning of the round and I was at South Base in the tank waiting to protect it. I was sitting still watching the commander spot things, seeing if anything was coming my way. I didnt even have a finger on the keyboard cuz I was still enjoying my mid-round cigarette. All of a sudden some fucking idiot newbie in a transport truck, with two of his idiot newbie friends came and crashed into me (i still dont know how they hit a non-moving tank). It killed them and I got team vehicle damage, three team kills and to top it off they all punished me!!!! I have NEVER tk'd anyone on purpose........until last night. I hunted them faggots down one by one and raped them Medic style. Kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive......until I was kicked. Oh well, it was worth it to me. Tell me what you think, was I to much of a dick? P.S. I made sure before I owned them I joined their squad to ruin the squad score.

Malloy must go

2006-10-15 19:42:12

#15

BigmacK: Back from the Dead.; +628|6761|Chicago.

15 of my TK's on this account have been from me firing, because as I hovered my crosshairs, I didn't see anything blue.

So naturally, I line up and fire. To be met with a Punish, instantaneously.

2006-10-15 19:43:55

#16

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6474|cuntshitlake

deeznutz1245 wrote:
Last night I was playing on Moders wake island (good server). It was the beginning of the round and I was at South Base in the tank waiting to protect it. I was sitting still watching the commander spot things, seeing if anything was coming my way. I didnt even have a finger on the keyboard cuz I was still enjoying my mid-round cigarette. All of a sudden some fucking idiot newbie in a transport truck, with two of his idiot newbie friends came and crashed into me (i still dont know how they hit a non-moving tank). It killed them and I got team vehicle damage, three team kills and to top it off they all punished me!!!! I have NEVER tk'd anyone on purpose........until last night. I hunted them faggots down one by one and raped them Medic style. Kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive......until I was kicked. Oh well, it was worth it to me. Tell me what you think, was I to much of a dick? P.S. I made sure before I owned them I joined their squad to ruin the squad score.

hahaha right. man's gotta do what man's gotta do

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2006-10-15 19:46:20

#17

lt2tanks: meat shield; +18|6504|Maine

Killed by a forklift truck

2006-10-15 19:46:26

#18

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6474|cuntshitlake

oh once i shot ONE APC shell to a boat and it was team boat with 3 nubs in it and it exploded. i got a team vehicle dmg, 3 tk's and 2 punishes. THAT sucked hardly...

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2006-10-15 19:52:15

#19

Aust1mh: Member; +23|6579|Sydney, Australia

Lamest things that have ever happened to me is kickin' an admin ass and gettin' a 6 month ban for it... took his APC and owned him as he was runnin up to get it.

Lamest thing i have seen is 8 players standing at an air field the hole round tryin for a jet or chopper!

2006-10-15 20:08:40

#20

Nino-Uk: Member; +1|6414|London, UK

Jumping out of a jet trying to get to the Hotel rooftop on Oman.... only to hit the edge, slide down, and my keyboard locking up, so no chute

2006-10-15 20:13:07

#21

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|6700|Tampa Bay Florida

wat a friggin are-tard

2006-10-15 20:13:30

#22

StormEye: Sniper; +50|6655|Malibu

Shot three M95 .50 cal bullets into an enemy standing still, only to see three dust clouds forming around his face...

2006-10-15 20:14:58

#23

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6503|Connecticut

The classic "mouse running out of batteries cuz Im' a fucking moron and cant remember to put my mouse on the charger that is one foot in front of me" .......anyone else?......no, just me.......Damn!!

Malloy must go

2006-10-15 20:19:05

#24

StormEye: Sniper; +50|6655|Malibu

deeznutz1245 wrote:
The classic "mouse running out of batteries cuz Im' a fucking moron and cant remember to put my mouse on the charger that is one foot in front of me" .......anyone else?......no, just me.......Damn!!

I have two mouse just in case that happens, actually three to be more accurate (I still can't believe that I still have them). One MX Revolution, One MX 1000, and one MX 700...

Two more mouse are inside the deepest part of my drawer, MX 518, and random laptop mouse that I never use even for my laptop...

2006-10-15 20:30:50

#25

$kuLLz.bh: Member; +8|6455|Kingdom of Bahrain

deeznutz1245 wrote:
Last night I was playing on Moders wake island (good server). It was the beginning of the round and I was at South Base in the tank waiting to protect it. I was sitting still watching the commander spot things, seeing if anything was coming my way. I didnt even have a finger on the keyboard cuz I was still enjoying my mid-round cigarette. All of a sudden some fucking idiot newbie in a transport truck, with two of his idiot newbie friends came and crashed into me (i still dont know how they hit a non-moving tank). It killed them and I got team vehicle damage, three team kills and to top it off they all punished me!!!! I have NEVER tk'd anyone on purpose........until last night. I hunted them faggots down one by one and raped them Medic style. Kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive-kill-revive......until I was kicked. Oh well, it was worth it to me. Tell me what you think, was I to much of a dick? P.S. I made sure before I owned them I joined their squad to ruin the squad score.

ROFL x100

Man You Did The Right Thing!!!

- Throwing a grenade on an enemy and an idiot team mate runs right into it, well, tk and punish :S
- Calymor whores
- kicking the shit out of someone just to end up getting kicked/banned, noob admins!!!
- finally, getting kicked coz of my ping (avg. 150)

nice topic +1

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