Woman uses baby as a club against boyfriend

2006-10-09 12:51:41

#26

Jenkinsbball: Banned; +149|6802|USA bitches!

topal63 wrote:
Heres an old joke (without any mention of type: live or dead).
What's easier to unload from a pickup truck bowling balls or babies?

BABIES! You can use a pitchfork!

I always heard:

What's the difference between a pile of bowling balls and dead babies?

You can't move the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Or:

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub?

15. (you have to sound very sure of yourself when you answer though, that's what makes it funny)

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2006-10-09 12:54:22

#27

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6809

What do you get if you stick a baby in a blender?

An erection.

2006-10-09 12:59:10

#28

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|6851|Seattle

So this baby seal walks into a club.

budumpah!

/got nothin'

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-10-09 13:03:06

#29

Jenkinsbball: Banned; +149|6802|USA bitches!

How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What has 10 arms and blood all over it?
A pitbull in front of a pile of dead babies.

I'm crying laughing so hard right now.

2006-10-09 13:04:41

#30

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|6835|SE London

What's smoother than a baby's bottom?

A baby smoothie.

(Not great I know, but you've done all the crude baby jokes I know, I had to make something up.)

2006-10-09 13:13:20

#31

Xristos1: God's Little Squirt; +18|6921|Colorado

Where's Darwin when we need him...

2006-10-09 13:23:57

#32

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6877|Camp XRay

Jenkinsbball wrote:
What has 10 arms and blood all over it?
A pitbull in front of a pile of dead babies.

i liked all except that one. i own a pitbull that kinda hurt a little

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2006-10-09 13:26:47

#33

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|6835|SE London

A little off topic, but hey...

What's the difference between a 12 year old girl and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari locked up in my garage.

2006-10-09 13:30:07

#34

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6903

Bertster7 wrote:
A little off topic, but hey...

What's the difference between a 12 year old girl and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari locked up in my garage.

I've heard it with a pile of dead babies instead of the girl. But meh, who cares?

Dead baby jokes FTW!

2006-10-09 13:30:48

#35

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|6903

wtf

2006-10-09 13:34:16

#36

Bertster7: Confused Pothead; +1,101|6835|SE London

ghettoperson wrote:
Bertster7 wrote:
A little off topic, but hey...

What's the difference between a 12 year old girl and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari locked up in my garage.
I've heard it with a pile of dead babies instead of the girl. But meh, who cares?

Dead baby jokes FTW!

Any jokes (as long as they're crude and inappropriate), FTW!

2006-10-09 14:51:17

#37

Masques: Black Panzer Party; +184|6976|Eastern PA

CameronPoe wrote:
Sweet.

2006-10-09 15:22:56

#38

liquix: Member; +51|6707|Peoples Republic of Portland

Jenkinsbball wrote:
CameronPoe wrote:
Sweet.
Rot in hell you Communist.

LAWWWLZZZ

Communist......what are you stuck in a cold war propoganda scenario? I seriously don't understand how one such as yourself can survive long enough to learn how to read, write, or vote!

2006-10-09 22:16:01

#39

Bubbalo: The Lizzard; +541|6815

Jesus, that's terrible. Doesn't she know you're suppose to through babies? Dogs are clubs, cats are flails, babies are projectiles. What is the world coming to?

2006-10-09 22:31:51

#40

Volatile: Member; +252|6958|Sextupling in Empire

This has to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read here.

2006-10-09 22:33:42

#41

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|6960

Jenkinsbball wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15197558/

ERIE, Pennsylvania - A woman used her 4-week-old baby as a weapon in a domestic dispute, swinging the infant through the air and striking her boyfriend with the child, authorities said.

The boy was in serious but stable condition Monday at Children’s Hospital in Pittsburgh, police said.

“Never, never, never. I can never remember anything like this,” District Attorney Bradley Foulk told the Erie Times-News.

Chytoria Graham, 27, of Erie, was charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and simple assault. She was held Monday in the Erie County Jail in lieu of $75,000 bail.

The infant, whose name was not released, suffered a fractured skull and some bleeding in the brain, authorities said. His head hit Graham’s boyfriend, the baby’s father, police Lt. Dan Spizarny said.

Authorities removed four other children from Graham’s home and placed them with the Erie County Office of Children and Youth, Foulk said.
This world is such a shit hole when a mother does something like this to their child. This lady should go to jail for life.

Thats just disgusting. Why did you make a thread about this. Why would anybody want someone to know that this has happend. * Sarcastically * Thanks A Lot.

2006-10-09 22:36:31

#42

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|6960

Volatile_Squirrel wrote:
This has to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read here.

Where is the -1 karma button when you need it you sick ****?!

2006-10-09 22:46:01

#43

Volatile: Member; +252|6958|Sextupling in Empire

What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.

How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower.

What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.

2006-10-09 22:46:31

#44

CaptainMack: Ye Ol'e Pirate Pub<3; +5|6684|#bf2s (Just next to maef)

I hope I meet this woman sometime, then I'll swing her through the air...

or just let some other big guy do it.

2006-10-09 23:01:42

#45

Pernicious544: Zee Tank Skank; +80|6954|MoVal So-Cal

CaptainMack wrote:
I hope I meet this woman sometime, then I'll swing her through the air...

or just let some other big guy do it.

Dibs! I'm big! 6'2 280 lbs of muscle. I can throw my house!

2006-10-10 01:39:02

#46

Bubbalo: The Lizzard; +541|6815

No, no, no. You don't swing a woman! You get her to swallow a few explosive devices and a detonator, then tell her that the guy you want to kill is rich.

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