After finally flying the helos in 2142, I must cordally invite EA to jump in a septic tank, and join all the other "Dragoons" or whatever the hell they're called. All of them handle like a large flying noob piece of poo, not wanting to do anything that might make them crash. I find myself trying to talk to it, trying to coax a little dive out of it, maybe a littl evasive maneuver.
Me - C'mon baby, couldn't you roll just a little?
POS - [whine]No, I might crash. boo hoo [/whine]
Me - Well could you at least get a little closer to the ground when I cut your throttle?
POS - [whine]Why would you want to go down, closer to the ground? Let's go up instead whenever you press down, that way we can't crash![/whine]
Please, this thing refuses to turn, and goes in to some sort of "hover mode" when you throttle down, and only goes down when you don't touch anything. I'd rather fly the Z-8 with a club on than these things.
And the guns, about the noobest thing you can get. the chain gun is worse than the havoc as far as balance, and all you have to do is point to make the missles work. Point.
Please EA, don't make a game catering to the whiners who buy the game cause it looks cool, play it for two hours, get killed a few times, come to the forums to bitch about it and then never play the game again, in the processes not making it fit for real gamers to wipe their ass with. I may play 2142, but I sure won't be flying it.
Me - C'mon baby, couldn't you roll just a little?
POS - [whine]No, I might crash. boo hoo [/whine]
Me - Well could you at least get a little closer to the ground when I cut your throttle?
POS - [whine]Why would you want to go down, closer to the ground? Let's go up instead whenever you press down, that way we can't crash![/whine]
Please, this thing refuses to turn, and goes in to some sort of "hover mode" when you throttle down, and only goes down when you don't touch anything. I'd rather fly the Z-8 with a club on than these things.
And the guns, about the noobest thing you can get. the chain gun is worse than the havoc as far as balance, and all you have to do is point to make the missles work. Point.
Please EA, don't make a game catering to the whiners who buy the game cause it looks cool, play it for two hours, get killed a few times, come to the forums to bitch about it and then never play the game again, in the processes not making it fit for real gamers to wipe their ass with. I may play 2142, but I sure won't be flying it.