So, who crumples and who folds, or neither
Poll
Do you crumple or fold?
| I crumple the toilet paper | 38% | 38% - 80 | ||||
| I fold the toilet paper | 50% | 50% - 105 | ||||
| I use leaves! | 5% | 5% - 11 | ||||
| I play BF2, I'm so bad I don't use anything! | 5% | 5% - 11 | ||||
| Total: 207 | ||||||
Crumple.
It would take too much time to fold it and be neat about it. Plus why would you wanna be neat about toilet paper, It's going on your asshole anyway.
It would take too much time to fold it and be neat about it. Plus why would you wanna be neat about toilet paper, It's going on your asshole anyway.
my sleeve
Folding sucks, it just rips. Leaving your hand in a sticky brown mess.
Crumpling is just plain nasty, imo. Folding ftw
This detailed diagram, created by me, clearly shows that crumpling leaves more distance between the feces and the hand. Therefore, crumpling is superior. Right click and 'View Image' to see the diagram more clearly.
Last edited by Homeschtar (2006-09-09 19:33:22)
cant argue with scienceHomeschtar wrote:
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8233 … ingef2.jpg
This detailed diagram, created by me, clearly shows that crumpling leaves more distance between the feces and the hand. Therefore, crumpling is superior.
water... who gives a damn about paper..
if there isnt water i'd just contol it or go in my underwear..
if there isnt water i'd just contol it or go in my underwear..
bidet anyone?
Leaves Ftw!
folding ftw for me
Someone should crumple this thread.
lol a while back i thought about making this poll...
lol one of my cousins brought it up when our family was eating DINNER on Christmas Eve, lol....
lol one of my cousins brought it up when our family was eating DINNER on Christmas Eve, lol....
I do a hybrid of both, it allows the folded middle to catch most of the line whilst the crumple on the sides catch those splatters where you otherwise wouldn't have. I usually repeat atleast 3 times to make sure its clean.
Combo for the win , & I'm a paper whore so I have at least 3 inches on paper between me & the feces.
Combo for the win , & I'm a paper whore so I have at least 3 inches on paper between me & the feces.
Actually I do sort of what troll does...sort of...
I crumple in a manner so that after I wipe the crack I fold the crumple over and speed through for another pass
I crumple in a manner so that after I wipe the crack I fold the crumple over and speed through for another pass
I use a cd with patch 1.4 to wipe my ass
It does if u use low end toilet paper. I'm a high end folder. Only seen the kind that rips 2 or 3 times in my entire life.ryan_14 wrote:
Folding sucks, it just rips. Leaving your hand in a sticky brown mess.
totally agree, folding FTWRosse_modest wrote:
It does if u use low end toilet paper. I'm a high end folder. Only seen the kind that rips 2 or 3 times in my entire life.ryan_14 wrote:
Folding sucks, it just rips. Leaving your hand in a sticky brown mess.
mine NEVER ripsMongoose wrote:
totally agree, folding FTWRosse_modest wrote:
It does if u use low end toilet paper. I'm a high end folder. Only seen the kind that rips 2 or 3 times in my entire life.ryan_14 wrote:
Folding sucks, it just rips. Leaving your hand in a sticky brown mess.
I was just on the official BF2142 Gamespy forums. There's this kid there, "Fattybear" who creates about 20 new threads, first being called 'Beta 3' then 'Beta 4' and so on. All the rest of his posts are useless too. The kid has no life. I thought, "Thank christ our forums are sensible and mature."
Thanks for proving me wrong guys.
For the record, I also group myself with TrollmeaT and eagles1106. 'Tis the only way.
Thanks for proving me wrong guys.
For the record, I also group myself with TrollmeaT and eagles1106. 'Tis the only way.
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OMG, we found a double-dipper!eagles1106 wrote:
Actually I do sort of what troll does...sort of...
I crumple in a manner so that after I wipe the crack I fold the crumple over and speed through for another pass
Quick, alert the crack-wipe police!
fold..... got a technique that is 100% guaranteed to leave you hands free of feces... and mor TP efficient
took me years to perfect
took me years to perfect
I wipe with newspaper.
yay for the weekend
You've got way too much time on your hands.Homeschtar wrote:
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8233 … ingef2.jpg
This detailed diagram, created by me, clearly shows that crumpling leaves more distance between the feces and the hand. Therefore, crumpling is superior. Right click and 'View Image' to see the diagram more clearly.