Poll

Do you crumple or fold?

I crumple the toilet paper38%38% - 80
I fold the toilet paper50%50% - 105
I use leaves!5%5% - 11
I play BF2, I'm so bad I don't use anything!5%5% - 11
Total: 207
HM1{N}
Member
+86|6652|East Coast via Los Angeles, CA
So, who crumples and who folds, or neither
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|6604
Crumple.

It would take too much time to fold it and be neat about it.  Plus why would you wanna be neat about toilet paper, It's going on your asshole anyway.
SEMPER
Member
+4|6468
my sleeve
Ryan
Member
+1,230|6851|Alberta, Canada

Folding sucks, it just rips. Leaving your hand in a sticky brown mess.
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6698|Tampa Bay Florida
Crumpling is just plain nasty, imo.  Folding ftw
Home
Section.80
+447|6856|Seattle, Washington, USA

https://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8233/crumplingvsfoldingef2.jpg

This detailed diagram, created by me, clearly shows that crumpling leaves more distance between the feces and the hand. Therefore, crumpling is superior. Right click and 'View Image' to see the diagram more clearly.

Last edited by Homeschtar (2006-09-09 19:33:22)

TheEternalPessimist
Wibble
+412|6628|Mhz

Homeschtar wrote:

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8233 … ingef2.jpg

This detailed diagram, created by me, clearly shows that crumpling leaves more distance between the feces and the hand. Therefore, crumpling is superior.
cant argue with science
Eyeshooter
Member
+3|6465|uh.. good question..
water... who gives a damn about paper..

if there isnt water i'd just contol it or go in my underwear..
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|6603|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA
bidet anyone?
Miller
IT'S MILLER TIME!
+271|6764|United States of America
Leaves Ftw!
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6534|Singapore
folding ftw for me
FoShizzle
Howdah Lysozyme
+21|6635|Pittsburgh, PA
Someone should crumple this thread.
eagles1106
Member
+269|6592|Marlton, New Jersey.
lol a while back i thought about making this poll...
lol one of my cousins brought it up when our family was eating DINNER on Christmas Eve, lol....
TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|6680|Colorado
I do a hybrid of both, it allows the folded middle to catch most of the line whilst the crumple on the sides catch those splatters where you otherwise wouldn't have. I usually repeat atleast 3 times to make sure its clean.

Combo for the win , & I'm a paper whore so I have at least 3 inches on paper between me & the feces.
eagles1106
Member
+269|6592|Marlton, New Jersey.
Actually I do sort of what troll does...sort of...
I crumple in a manner so that after I wipe the crack I fold the crumple over and speed through for another pass
elmo1337
Banned
+186|6567|The real world
I use a cd with patch 1.4 to wipe my ass
Rosse_modest
Member
+76|6784|Antwerp, Flanders

ryan_14 wrote:

Folding sucks, it just rips. Leaving your hand in a sticky brown mess.
It does if u use low end toilet paper. I'm a high end folder. Only seen the kind that rips 2 or 3 times in my entire life.
Mongoose
That 70's guy
+156|6538|Sydney, in 1978

Rosse_modest wrote:

ryan_14 wrote:

Folding sucks, it just rips. Leaving your hand in a sticky brown mess.
It does if u use low end toilet paper. I'm a high end folder. Only seen the kind that rips 2 or 3 times in my entire life.
totally agree, folding FTW
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6534|Singapore

Mongoose wrote:

Rosse_modest wrote:

ryan_14 wrote:

Folding sucks, it just rips. Leaving your hand in a sticky brown mess.
It does if u use low end toilet paper. I'm a high end folder. Only seen the kind that rips 2 or 3 times in my entire life.
totally agree, folding FTW
mine NEVER rips
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6782|Noizyland

I was just on the official BF2142 Gamespy forums. There's this kid there, "Fattybear" who creates about 20 new threads, first being called 'Beta 3' then 'Beta 4' and so on. All the rest of his posts are useless too. The kid has no life. I thought, "Thank christ our forums are sensible and mature."

Thanks for proving me wrong guys.

For the record, I also group myself with TrollmeaT and eagles1106. 'Tis the only way.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
HM1{N}
Member
+86|6652|East Coast via Los Angeles, CA

eagles1106 wrote:

Actually I do sort of what troll does...sort of...
I crumple in a manner so that after I wipe the crack I fold the crumple over and speed through for another pass
OMG, we found a double-dipper! 

Quick, alert the crack-wipe police!
DocZ
Member
+13|6696|Belgium
fold.....  got a technique that is 100% guaranteed to leave you hands free of feces...  and mor TP efficient

took me years to perfect
Dex Luther
Member
+32|6446|Canukastan
I wipe with newspaper.
Simon
basically
+838|6666|UK
yay for the weekend
Strngs012
Could I have 10,000 marbles please
+40|6426|Florida

Homeschtar wrote:

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8233 … ingef2.jpg

This detailed diagram, created by me, clearly shows that crumpling leaves more distance between the feces and the hand. Therefore, crumpling is superior. Right click and 'View Image' to see the diagram more clearly.
You've got way too much time on your hands.

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