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THE UZI SLAYER
+79|3320|Oklahoma
Make a confession about yourself.

I'm a pretty hardcore racist.
Brasso
member
+1,549|5755

i really like everything about taylor swift
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,939|5897|USA

I like Poker Face by Lady Gaga.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,719|5862|Oxferd Ohire
i like uzi
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
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THE UZI SLAYER
+79|3320|Oklahoma

RTHKI wrote:

i like uzi
Leave.
A2TG2
Hazbeen
+67|3650|at your six
I think Dennis John Kucinich is one of the best politicians out there.
Brasso
member
+1,549|5755

i don't find overly large breasts attractive
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Adams_BJ
Turns out you were cucked
+2,044|5747|Little Bentcock
I don't have bowel problems, i just like taking multiple shits at work to browse bf2s
deeznutz1245
Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.
+483|5618|Connecticut
Someone once told me it was impossible to jerk off from start to finish standing on only one foot.  I tried, succeeded and have done it that way since.
**Except for when I sprained my ankle last fall.
Malloy must go
Steve-0
Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.
+214|3085|SL,UT

i don't know how i got so much karma on my last account. i was rude, belligerent, and drunk, and pretty much a stereotypical get-off-my-lawn type of old man.
Adams_BJ
Turns out you were cucked
+2,044|5747|Little Bentcock
Also, funny as fuck.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,760|5278|what

I don't deserve all this karma.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png

"coz you a far cry from acclaim nigga ubisoft"
Steve-0
Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.
+214|3085|SL,UT

AussieReaper wrote:

I don't deserve all this karma.
QFT
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,760|5278|what

I hate racism and Americans.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png

"coz you a far cry from acclaim nigga ubisoft"
Steve-0
Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.
+214|3085|SL,UT

AussieReaper wrote:

I hate racism and Americans.
what a coincid . . . fuck you.
Adams_BJ
Turns out you were cucked
+2,044|5747|Little Bentcock
USA is Canada's shorts.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,758|5231|eXtreme to the maX
I'm not actually fat.

I'm 6'1, my BMI is bang on perfect.
I have been super-fit, at the peak of my mountain-biking prime I had my body fat measured at 4%, the tech reset the machine and repeated it twice because he couldn't believe it.
When I was at Loughborough I was a guinea pig in a sports science project and kicked a few sports science students asses pretty hard. Its educational to know what it takes to really acheive in sport, if you're not throwing up, passing out or ready to die then you're not really trying.
When you do a pretty hard session and the supervisor says, "according to the machine that was 60% of your limit, tomorrow you're going to do 90%" its scary, having your heart rate over 200 for 10 minutes while you're breathing into a machine and have a line in your arm is an experience.

I think the 'Dilbert is fat' meme came from many flamefests with usmarine, which invariably included 'yeah but you're fat lol' so I went with it "yeah I'm like super fat actually" which seemed to bring him some peace for some reason.

It seemed to enrage Uzique even more than anything else, so I got some good mileage out of it (and a few other things) there.
Sometimes its informative to throw out a little snippet, true or not, and see what people do with, the decent people have sympathy and advice, the insecure hate-filled narcissists pick it up and use it as a weapon.
Birds Aren't Real
deeznutz1245
Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.
+483|5618|Connecticut
I think Dilbert is a fat sounding name though. It's like the name Angela, a lot of Angela's are fat. $10 says you know one. Women named Kim tend to have big titties and Danielle's are usually pretty slutty.
Malloy must go
Adams_BJ
Turns out you were cucked
+2,044|5747|Little Bentcock
But u live with ur mom
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|5437

I have a 12 inch willy
tazz.
oz.
+1,320|5299|Sydney | ♥

i have a 12 inch hole for your 12 inch willy
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+1,939|5897|USA

I never did intend to finish the aircraft carrier on Tazzernator's minecraft server.
Adams_BJ
Turns out you were cucked
+2,044|5747|Little Bentcock
I like this song.

Adams_BJ
Turns out you were cucked
+2,044|5747|Little Bentcock
I don't like minecraft
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+768|5810|United States of America

Tazzernator wrote:

i have a 12 inch hole for your 12 inch willy
Is it your duodenum?

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