War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6684|Purplicious Wisconsin


Well I'm watching it, I thought the previous Star Trek movie was alright.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5007|Massachusetts, USA
I thought Star Trek was against your religion.
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pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6261|Washington St.
I was never Star Treks biggest fan, show or movies, but sure why not.

2 things:
first) didn't they do away with jet engines at this point? why contrails? Wingtip vortices? (thanks wikipedia)
second) are they saving the borg for the 3rd installment? seems like that would be the best foe.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6742|PNW

The fuck, they didn't show any ships shooting at each other. And great, another teaser that still doesn't explain what the movie's about.
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6684|Purplicious Wisconsin

UnkleRukus wrote:

I thought Star Trek was against your religion.
?

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

The fuck, they didn't show any ships shooting at each other. And great, another teaser that still doesn't explain what the movie's about.
Better than a teaser that spoils the entire movie.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6468

i am so disappointed. i thought " Star Trek Into Darkness " would be about chasing Klingons around Uranus.
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6261|Washington St.
relevant to your dumb joke:

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CC-Marley
Member
+407|6799

pirana6 wrote:

relevant to your dumb joke:

come on Burnzz
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6123|what

burnzz that was terrible
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6077|eXtreme to the maX

UnkleRukus wrote:

I thought Star Trek was against your religion.
Star Trek = Communism

Think about it.
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Spidery_Yoda
Member
+399|6241

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

The fuck, they didn't show any ships shooting at each other. And great, another teaser that still doesn't explain what the movie's about.
Bad guy wants to destroy Federation, Captain of the Enterprise has to stop him.

Sadly the plot of most Star Trek films. Including the previous 2.
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6660|Tampa Bay Florida
Looks fuckin stupid.  The poster looks just like a shitty Dark Knight copycat and surprise surprise the movie is a bunch of emo bullshit with one psycho bad guy and zero space and zero spaceships.  No wonder our culture's going to shit.  These Hollywood types couldn't come up with something original even if it went up and punched them in the face.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|5935|London, England

our culture is going to shit because hollywood doesnt make original movies

wat
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unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6742|PNW

Spidery_Yoda wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

The fuck, they didn't show any ships shooting at each other. And great, another teaser that still doesn't explain what the movie's about.
Bad guy wants to destroy Federation, Captain of the Enterprise has to stop him.

Sadly the plot of most Star Trek films. Including the previous 2.
I was hoping they'd simply fix the time fuckup from Star Trek 11. Because, you know, time travel, right? Or aren't the lives of an entire planet worth it?
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6660|Tampa Bay Florida

Mutantbear wrote:

our culture is going to shit because hollywood doesnt make original movies

wat
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6660|Tampa Bay Florida

Mutantbear wrote:

our culture is going to shit because hollywood doesnt make original movies

wat
Sequels have officially ruined pop culture
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6742|PNW

What we really need, for Uzique's sake, is Willow 2.
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|6660|Tampa Bay Florida
Willow was a great movie
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5359|Fuck this.

Dilbert_X wrote:

UnkleRukus wrote:

I thought Star Trek was against your religion.
Star Trek = Communism

Think about it.
Marxism.
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AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6123|what



Cam but OMG this movie looks good.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5556

Never liked Star Trek. Am looking forward to this movie though. They were smart to make the first one in the reboot series not require a foreknowledge of the star trek universe. Selling the movie on its own merit as opposed to selling the previous movies on the tv show's. Good stuff.
Spidery_Yoda
Member
+399|6241
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6742|PNW

Macbeth wrote:

Never liked Star Trek. Am looking forward to this movie though. They were smart to make the first one in the reboot series not require a foreknowledge of the star trek universe. Selling the movie on its own merit as opposed to selling the previous movies on the tv show's. Good stuff.
Which of the previous movies really required foreknowledge of the Star Trek universe?
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6468

The Wrath of Kahn
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6742|PNW

Not really. Space ship fights an egomaniac bad guy with a pre-existing grudge. It's nice to know a bit more about him, but unnecessary.

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