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banned for cheating (Ghost Town. I have 57-2 in a tank  and i have kill administrator 23 times )

Last edited by theheadseeker (2006-08-14 02:52:31)

i was banned for using an rpg as a "primary weapon", problem was i had just got on the server, and i killed the admins tank three times running....guess he took his toys home....funny what else was i supposed to use....pistol?

Back when you used to be able to throw C4, I threw a pack on the ceiling of the TV station flag on warlord.  Got banned for "invisible C4 hack"

Didn't get banned, but yesterday I was playing with my friend in a squad and we got blown up by an AT mine that neither of us saw, so in squad chat I said "that's gay." I got kicked for saying "gay," so I rejoined, got back in the squad, and said to my friend "got kicked for saying a synonym for 'homosexual,'" and I was promptly kicked for saying "homo." I came back one last time and got kicked a little later for saying "no shit" in squad chat without thinking about it. I hate word filters.

eFFe wrote:

I got banned from WIH Armored Fury after doing 90 - 0 in the little bird. I gave them the finger on their forums where they first tried to tell me it was an autoban and then that I was banned for being in TOP, while they told people who were still on the server that I was hacking. What a bunch of losers.

this is a waist of a post but i just have to say it...

your a fucking beast

Cbass wrote:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=33115

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=31477

I've been banned tons of time for cussing, but I don't give a fuck. It's a fucking war game fuckers, get over it and fuck your fucking fucked up fucking fuck... mothers.

Yeah, but..

I was banned from TWG (The Wizards Guild) for asking an admin why he was kicking my teammates when they were doing well. We were "hacking" because we had good scores. I think they finally lost their server, or were too poor to keep it running, as it is gone.

Twats.

Oh, I was also banned from a Christian server for "Threatening them". The story goes:

I first entered in on the PLA team and the airfield was being raped by their jets (admins). The round was over so I really didn't care. The next round starts up and I'm switched over to the US, obviously. I get in the chopper alone and go about my business. Nobody asks me for a ride and our entire team is on the offensive. I'm sitting at 20:0 before the admin comes across saying I'm glitching by soloing and need to stop. This goes on for about 10 minutes. Finally, he was getting fed up. I calmly explained that I wasn't glitching, just doing well by myself and he said "no soloing choppers". I told him he can't make rules on the fly to benefit him/his team, but he counters with the obvious, "I own this server" propoganda.

So, to finish, I get banned for saying that if he bans me, I'll report him for abusing power. Yeah, so he followed through, and so did I.

Christians are such hypocrites. What kind of Christian plays a game about murdering people, all the while citing scripture, and calls themselves good people? I think I pissed him off when I said it wouldn't be very Christian of him to ban me for being better than him... or he was mad that he couldn't shoot me down in his J10 (for some odd reason).

Here's a link to the full story + screenies:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=37396

MurPHy wrote:

Banned from The Exploited UK server for: Excessive Teamkilling

Real reason: They've got a inf-only rule setup for their server, and ridicuously long rounds. I was AT, and kept owning the 3-4 TE guys that were on the other team with my SRAW/P90, and they were getting pissed. One other rule they have is no throwing clays down near flags. I tossed one at a flag and went on my way. Saw 3-4 guys run to the flag, one guy bites the dust from my clay. I killed 2 others with a nade, then was banned. No warning, nothing, even after a guy I was playing with got warned 4-5 times before he got banned. They must hate me.

LOL   I love catching TE guys on other servers and making their lives miserable.

jsnipy wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

PuckMercury wrote:

All I see is iThong ... is there something else there?

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7466/alskdffh6.png

You Probably Cant see it because your a noob internet Explorer User.. IE doesn't Support .png Pictures..

Get Firefox.. www.firefox.com

I think ie supports png, just not alpha in png .. get ff anyway though

I am IE and i see it fine, i get less errors with IE.

i got banned for excesive knifing lmao i was knifeing to get expert knife before the new patch when it was still 18 kills, i  was on 15 kills and then all of a sudden the dodgy music comes on i look the reason and it goes u have been banned for excesisive knifing, i could understand if i was sporn killing with the knife but i wasnt i was praying on dumbass noobs tht cant shoot

i couldnt beleive it qwhen it happened

Defiance wrote:

jsnipy wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7466/alskdffh6.png

You Probably Cant see it because your a noob internet Explorer User.. IE doesn't Support .png Pictures..

Get Firefox.. www.firefox.com

I think ie supports png, just not alpha in png .. get ff anyway though

Nope. Doesn't support PNG at all.

i use IE7 and I see it...