Top 100 IRC/Xfire quotes

2008-01-15 13:22:47

#551

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6849|Gogledd Cymru

[21:21] Ashlite: which says "hey guys, ashlite sez hi, hes enjoying his ban
[21:21] Ashlite: and he will see you guys very soon
[21:21] Ashlite: <3 you guys!
[21:21] Ashlite: ashlite
[21:22] Ashlite: p.s
[21:22] Ashlite: i love you maniac!
[21:22] Ashlite: i want you
[21:22] Ashlite: END POST

Well, on another note, the real purpose of this thread, who else has exams this week/next week .

2008-01-15 13:23:35

#552

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|6997|Amsterdam, NY

lolz

2008-01-15 15:32:00

#553

Harmartia: Member; +0|6538

1stLieutenant Bärikir B2Z: We got immigrants
1stLieutenant Bärikir B2Z: but at least we do something about it
MC HARMARTIA: its a typical british thing that because our average IQ is higher than americas, and our average penis size is higher, we have to hate you
1stLieutenant Bärikir B2Z: well whats your IQ?
MC HARMARTIA: 139
1stLieutenant Bärikir B2Z: fuck

2008-01-15 15:34:16

#554

Scardaddy: Member; +37|6751|UK

"I'll be right back"

2008-01-15 15:35:18

#555

Brasso: member; +1,549|6990

The Sheriff wrote:
Well, on another note, the real purpose of this thread, who else has exams this week/next week .

me procrastinating...

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-01-16 07:49:51

#556

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6761|dm_maidenhead

<teddyjimmy> I'm gay

2008-01-16 07:50:43

#557

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7009

lol

2008-01-16 08:00:18

#558

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6849|Gogledd Cymru

Peter wrote:
<teddyjimmy> I'm gay

I fk'n knew it llllllooooooooooooooololollllllllllllllllllllll

2008-01-20 07:20:14

#559

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6761|dm_maidenhead

* FFLink has quit (Quit: Read this and you're gay.)
<Peter_> damn
<Peter_> I''m gay
<Thoruz> you are
<gene_pool> fuck
<Peter_> ?
<gene_pool> im fapping to pokemon porn
<Peter_> ..
<Peter_> nice
<Peter_> whch pokemon?
<Thoruz> ok
<Thoruz> that is definitely more
<Thoruz> than i wanted to know
<gene_pool> No, like ash and his mom and shit

Last edited by Peter (2008-01-20 07:20:35)

2008-01-20 14:25:19

#560

Harmartia: Member; +0|6538

<JeSs13>ASL?
<!lilrbaby!>13 f newcastle
<Age53>My penus is in my hand

2008-01-20 14:31:27

#561

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|6997|Amsterdam, NY

[17:29] <SgtSlauther> r u 4 sexes chatz?
[17:29] <w00f> sgtslauther: i haven't a clue
[17:29] <SgtSlauther> orly
[17:29] <w00f> i think orly is funneh owl
[17:29] <SgtSlauther> you think wrong
[17:29] <w00f> excuse me?
[17:29] <SgtSlauther> ur a noob
[17:29] <w00f> huh?
[17:29] <SgtSlauther> gtfo my internets
[17:29] <w00f> huh?
[17:29] <SgtSlauther> I WILL KILL YOU
[17:29] <w00f> excuse me?
[17:29] <SgtSlauther> THATS A LOAD OF MALARAKAIAKAIAAAIAIAKA
[17:29] <w00f> i'm not following you...
[17:30] <SgtSlauther> WE ARE THE CIA
[17:30] <w00f> gotcha.
[17:30] <SgtSlauther> EMAIL UR REPLY BACK ASAP
[17:30] <w00f> excuse me?
[17:30] <SgtSlauther> WHAT DO YOU THINK DISE STANDS FOR?
[17:30] <w00f> sgtslauther: no idea

2008-01-22 18:37:22

#562

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|6997|Amsterdam, NY

[21:35] <SgtSlauther> looks like a wang tbh
[21:35] <Heggs> one of the few meats you can cook with fruit and make it taste good

2008-01-24 16:37:17

#563

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7101|FUCK UBISOFT

Zimmer:Hurricane, stay virgin for as long as possible
Poseidon:...
Hurricane:i'll be on break from college anyways
Dragonclaw:im starting to smell
Poseidon:DRAGONCLAW IS GRIMY
Zimmer:then film the 40 year old virgin REMAKE
PropagandaCzar:LOL
Dragonclaw:no zimmer
SgtSlawther:40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
Dragonclaw:go for 60 year old virgin
Hurricane:either that or working at mcdonalds
SgtSlawther:100 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
Dragonclaw:you know
Dragonclaw:to fight the ESRB retards
PropagandaCzar:50000 year old virgin
Dragonclaw:lets all buy T shirts that say
Madhadda:zimmer, a virgin?

2008-01-27 18:43:18

#564

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7101|FUCK UBISOFT

[21:42] (☭HurricaИe☭): HEY HE
[21:42] (☭HurricaИe☭): YOU YOU
[21:42] (☭HurricaИe☭): I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
[21:42] Miguel Diaz: NO WAY

2008-01-28 17:46:43

#565

l41e: Member; +677|7007

[20:43] PspRpg-7: I'm AoE grinding on my prot pally in WPL.
[20:44] k30dxedle: i'm ?!?!?!1?!11jo11o1o1jo1010101j01lkenoeejkoeafjokl;djafdl;jfdklasjoi5joi4c ☺685ȷÕ᫧Ф絩321즆e美ࡖ3厈654ﾏ.
[20:44] k30dxedle: AUGH, SPONTANEOUS LANGUAGE DEGENERATION
[20:45] PspRpg-7: kek

2008-01-29 10:23:24

#566

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6986|UK

<NaightKnifar> /authserv auth NaightKnifar charley
<NaightKnifar> LOLOL
<liquidat0r> lolol
<liquidat0r> nice password
<NaightKnifar> ty
<NaightKnifar> cats name
<NaightKnifar>
<NaightKnifar> /authserv auth NaightKnifar charley
<NaightKnifar> see
* ChanServ gives voice to NaightKnifar
<NaightKnifar> ah
<NaightKnifar> much better
<liquidat0r> you failed twice?
<NaightKnifar> ye

2008-02-02 16:29:14

#567

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6761|dm_maidenhead

<liquidator> kyle, you are hot

* kylef is now known as liquidator
<liquidator> kyle, you are hot
* liquidator is now known as kylef
<kylef> thanks, liq
<kylef> you too
<liquidat0r> right...
<liquidat0r> kylef is trying to be me
<liquidat0r> 'cause i'm so fucking win
<kylef> what
<kylef> we know that was you liq
<kylef> don't lie
<liquidat0r> oh, my bad
<kylef> no worries

2008-02-02 16:35:24

#568

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6920|Southampton, UK

liquidat0r wrote:
<NaightKnifar> /authserv auth NaightKnifar charley
<NaightKnifar> LOLOL
<liquidat0r> lolol
<liquidat0r> nice password
<NaightKnifar> ty
<NaightKnifar> cats name
<NaightKnifar>
<NaightKnifar> /authserv auth NaightKnifar charley
<NaightKnifar> see
* ChanServ gives voice to NaightKnifar
<NaightKnifar> ah
<NaightKnifar> much better
<liquidat0r> you failed twice?
<NaightKnifar> ye

God iiFail.

Pun intended

2008-02-04 06:45:42

#569

Ben0: The Last Gunslinger; +38|6734|Southampton

<bf2player> anyone here?
<BenO> nope
<bf2player> i;ll be gladd when the forum on bf2s will be gone, want to know why?? because it's just full of crapp and nonsense
<BenO> gtfo
<-- bf2player has quit (Quit: Public PJIRC @ http://pjirc.viper007bond.com/)
<BenO> damn straight

DU checked the i.p and think is a possible sighting of the cdog in action. He obv can't wait til trackr is up. I suggest banning his nick/registration before it goes up...

2008-02-04 06:48:23

#570

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6823|cuntshitlake

(16:31:33) (bf2player) anyone here?
(16:32:00) (BenO) nope
(16:32:20) (bf2player) i;ll be gladd when the forum on bf2s will be gone, want to know why?? because it's just full of crapp and nonsense
(16:32:39) —› quit: (bf2player) ([email protected]) (Quit: Public PJIRC @ http://pjirc.viper007bond.com/)
(16:32:39) (BenO) gtfo
(16:33:11) (BenO) damn straigh
(16:33:12) (BenO) t
(16:34:58) —› dns: resolving (c-66-41-239-194.hsd1.mn.comcast.net)...
(16:35:00) —› dns: resolved (c-66-41-239-194.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) to (66.41.239.194)
(16:35:07) —› Looking up (66.41.239.194)'s country...
(16:35:08) —› Country lookup for (66.41.239.194) finished successfully: (United states)
(16:35:15) (@DeathUnlimited) That was cdog
(16:35:32) (@[ST6]SewerMaster) cdog isn't from bf2player
(16:37:30) (BenO) no wai that was cdog
(16:37:47) (BenO) if I had a convo with the great man himself I'll pee my panties
(16:38:19) (@DeathUnlimited) 66.41.239.194
(16:38:32) (@DeathUnlimited) is his ip
(16:38:44) (@DeathUnlimited) http://www.who.is/whois-ip/ip-address/66.41.239.194/

Those typing skills added to the fact that he's from minnesota. Might be...

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2008-02-04 09:52:42

#571

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6980|London, England

[17:48] Surgeons: I hate you
[17:48] Surgeons: http://forums.bf2s.com/img/avatars/15042.gif
[17:48] Surgeons:
[17:48] Mek-Izzle: i kno lol
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: but
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: it looks so cool
[17:49] Surgeons: take the fucking fork out
[17:49] Surgeons: it shit
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: you take the fucking fork out
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: i like forks
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: they're useful
[17:49] Surgeons: AND AN AWSM T-SHIRT ISNT??????????????
[17:49] Surgeons: FUCK YOU
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: D:
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: tbh
[17:50] Mek-Izzle: i dont know what to say
[17:50] Mek-Izzle:
[17:50] Surgeons: change yer fecking fork
[17:50] Mek-Izzle: change ur dog or w/e u have
[17:50] Surgeons: change your face
[17:50] Mek-Izzle: change ur mum
[17:50] Mek-Izzle: no wait, can i keep her
[17:50] Mek-Izzle: oooooooh burn
[17:50] Mek-Izzle: olol
[17:51] Mek-Izzle: seeing as ur dads finished
[17:51] Mek-Izzle: lolololllllolooool

For those who don't get the last bit, Surgeons parents are divorced and it was Surgeons's fault

Last edited by Mek-Izzle (2008-02-04 09:54:17)

2008-02-04 09:54:19

#572

kptk92: u; +972|6767|tc_london

Mek-Izzle wrote:
[17:48] Surgeons: I hate you
[17:48] Surgeons: http://forums.bf2s.com/img/avatars/15042.gif
[17:48] Surgeons:
[17:48] Mek-Izzle: i kno lol
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: but
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: it looks so cool
[17:49] Surgeons: take the fucking fork out
[17:49] Surgeons: it shit
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: you take the fucking fork out
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: i like forks
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: they're useful
[17:49] Surgeons: AND AN AWSM T-SHIRT ISNT??????????????
[17:49] Surgeons: FUCK YOU
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: D:
[17:49] Mek-Izzle: tbh
[17:50] Mek-Izzle: i dont know what to say
[17:50] Mek-Izzle:
[17:50] Surgeons: change yer fecking fork
[17:50] Mek-Izzle: change ur dog or w/e u have
[17:50] Surgeons: change your face
[17:50] Mek-Izzle: change ur mum
[17:50] Mek-Izzle: no wait, can i keep her
[17:50] Mek-Izzle: oooooooh burn
[17:50] Mek-Izzle: olol
[17:51] Mek-Izzle: seeing as ur dads finished
[17:51] Mek-Izzle: lolololllllolooool
For those who don't get the last bit, Surgeons parents are divorced and it was Surgeons fault

2008-02-05 04:36:40

#573

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6761|dm_maidenhead

* cdogmn ([email protected]) has joined #bf2s
<cdogmn> what the hell happned to the bf2s forum????
<cdogmn> just full of no nonsense bullshitt
<Peter_> what about it?
<cdogmn> 8 pages about a dumb fuck who don't like orange juice??
<Peter_> maybe alot of people don't like orabge juice
<Peter_> and who are oyu??
<cdogmn> bf2s.com forum= loser,
<cdogmn> no wonder jeff is moving foward with trackr
<cdogmn> don't blame him
<cdogmn> later for bf2s.com
<cdogmn> good riddance
* cdogmn has quit (Quit: Public PJIRC @ http://pjirc.viper007bond.com/)

hm Minnesota ip.

Where was cdogmn from?

edit: and then
* cdogmn ([email protected]) has joined #bf2s
<cdogmn> peter, you posted a irc quote?? wow, get a life, hahaha
* cdogmn has quit (Quit: Public PJIRC @ http://pjirc.viper007bond.com/)

Last edited by Peter (2008-02-05 04:53:48)

2008-02-05 16:46:18

#574

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7101|FUCK UBISOFT

migueldiaz08 (7:45:44 PM): Who is the head of state of the USSR?
SmarterChild (7:45:45 PM): The head of state in the United States is President George W. BUSH (since 20 January 2001); Vice President Richard B. CHENEY (since 20 January 2001).

2008-02-07 15:37:23

#575

Des.Kmal: Member; +917|6977|Atlanta, Georgia, USA

Kmal: dude
Kmal: what are u doing with ur life?
<ig882000 is now playing Battlefield 2>

LMFAO

Add me on Origin for Battlefield 4 fun: DesKmal

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