Aardcore
Member
+60|6714|USA, Arizona
Lately I've found my lack of concentration in BF2 caused by one thing... my neighbors living upstairs. It had been months since I realized the older patrons left and new ones moved in, yet the new ones seemed non-existent, keeping quiet, occasionally hearing footsteps in my apartment building's seemingly and SUPPOSEDLY soundproof walls. How wrong that seemed. Though I love my apartment, the...

hold on the sound's back up...

Alright, back to topic, though I love my apartment, it has only been recently that my neighbors upstairs have begun to unwind. With that being said, every night, almost like clockwork for the past couple of days now, my neighbors have been omnisciently energetic. It all began when I was playing Warlord a couple of nights ago and I had my headphones on. I use my headphones as not to wake my fiancee from waking her from screams of "AUUUGH!" or the sudden explosions of grenades, tank fire, artillery and the like... that was when I was sitting at a palace flag and with such high quality coming from the soundcard, picking up footsteps was easy just in case I'd attempted to be snuck upon. So as I was sitting at the flag, I heard this sudden thud, a succession of them really, as well as a squeaking.

Instinctively, I aimed up and looked at the ceiling... that's when I realized it wasn't from the game. Distracted, I looked away from my monitor and looked directly at my roof and sat there thinking "Maybe they're moving stuff..." till I heard the squeaking speed up and down occasionally. Still distracted, I heard the muffled sound acknowledging I had heard that I captured the flag I was at but I had gotten up from my computer at that time still attentive to the sound above me.

*Squeak-squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak-squeak* and that went on for quite some time and I timed it... at one point all I heard was a QUICK succession of these squeaks and I thought to myself "Oh man here it comes, the moneyshot dismount!"

Lo and behold, there was one last sudden THUMP... ... silence then a lasting succession of falling thuds and what seemed to me, a large sigh. I covered my mouth not wanting to laugh out so hard and have my neighbors think I was awake and aware (though I was) and hopped back on BF2, still giddy and awestruck by what had happened.

It was funny at first but now it's getting annoying. I had to quick playing BF2 just because of their bedstruck passion and I'm wondering if I should do something about it... in a way I don't want to be rude and interrupt or intrude on their business, but another part of me says "Arthur, you need to let these neighbors know what's up... maybe meet them and talk to them about this." Though that seems awkward

Oddly enough, I come to my fellow BF2S community for help... or to muse me on suggestions of what I should do about these passionate, energetic (yet 7 minute lasting) neighbors?
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6775|Noizyland

"Either the people upstairs are having sex or they're having a spirited debate and agreing with each other a lot."

Act like an angry old man, e.g, bang the roof with a broom handle and yell in a gruff voice "Keep it down up there!" Either that or secretly videotape them and then E-mail it anonymously to them.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Aardcore
Member
+60|6714|USA, Arizona
Would be cooler if I could find a way to videotape them and broadcast it online to link everyone here of it LOL.

I thought about doing the 'angry old man' approach but I thought it was too cliche.
dh124289
Anything but what it is now!
+11|6677
Be louder than they are... they will realise that if they can hear YOU having sex, you will be able to hear THEM....
Aardcore
Member
+60|6714|USA, Arizona

dh124289 wrote:

Be louder than they are... they will realise that if they can hear YOU having sex, you will be able to hear THEM....
I don't wanna feel like I'm competing with my neighbors though LOL I think I'll take Tyf's approach, I'll just have to get some USB extensions and brainstorm how I'll tap my webcam into their apartment.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|6775|Noizyland

Aardcore wrote:

Would be cooler if I could find a way to videotape them and broadcast it online to link everyone here of it LOL.

I thought about doing the 'angry old man' approach but I thought it was too cliche.
Er, no thank you.

The angry old man thing is ment to be cliche, that's why it's so funny!

You could also continually disrupt their good time too. Don a different disguise each time and knock on their door while they're at it. If they act like they're not home or refuse to answer the door, keep knocking until they answer, (either by opening the door or swearing at you through a closed door.). When they answer always apologise and say you've got the wrong apartment.

If you don't like the personal approach, calling them also works.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6721|California

lals

make louder, better orgasm sounds
Aardcore
Member
+60|6714|USA, Arizona
So far I've only noticed they hit it off at around 11 PM or around midnight... guess they like taking the traditional night stance I suppose but that's when I start playing BF2 as well so that's definitely not cool because I need FOCUS to take down them tango.

I might end up trying to get to know them since I've never actually met my neighbors, though I sure as hell know how they sound, just not in the way I best imagined them... *ahem* the worst fear I have is that the chick upstairs is hot and like... well I dunno...
Aardcore
Member
+60|6714|USA, Arizona

stryyker wrote:

lals

make louder, better orgasm sounds
Was just visiting my parents back home and should've jacked my stereo to bring home to my apartment, should've played some 1970's porn groove music, or something like... Disturbed, they all into it, I hit the music, all they hear through the walls from my apartment "OOH-AW-AW-AW-AW!!!"
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6527|Singapore
record it for us and upload it lol
Aardcore
Member
+60|6714|USA, Arizona

jkohlc wrote:

record it for us and upload it lol
If I can't tap my webcam in, I should just drill a hole through the ceiling and plug my mic through LOL, man, that's antoher good idea too.
Lasdferret
Member
+16|6485

Aardcore wrote:

stryyker wrote:

lals

make louder, better orgasm sounds
Was just visiting my parents back home and should've jacked my stereo to bring home to my apartment, should've played some 1970's porn groove music, or something like... Disturbed, they all into it, I hit the music, all they hear through the walls from my apartment "OOH-AW-AW-AW-AW!!!"
Go for the 70's music, whats better then hitting them with some annoying music?
Or, go for Dragonforce at full blast, that right there would work.
Aardcore
Member
+60|6714|USA, Arizona
AHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh God, I need limewire to work back up again, that's a great idea!
Aardcore
Member
+60|6714|USA, Arizona
Well people, hope to hear more of your words, wisdom, suggestions, or anything else pertaining to this. In the meantime I'm gonna hope into BF2 and play some Warlord. I think my neighbors are done, came on the forum in the meantime hoping to wait it out, so far they've been quiet, but I took the precaution just in case.

Can't wait to read your insights.
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6527|Singapore
try sticking the mike thru the windows if ur hand is long enuff or use a pole
Chou
Member
+737|6792
Here's my idea, Walk upstairs on a normal time in the day and introduce yourself, socialize with your neighbors, get to know each other, nothing will be lost from that, once you get to know each other a little more and things go well, you can have a swing with his chick while he's at work, I love my neighbors and I know they (she) love(s) me too

Last edited by Choumichel (2006-07-31 00:04:13)

citricacidx
Hooligan of War
+21|6506|Atlanta, GA

Aardcore wrote:

I might end up trying to get to know them since I've never actually met my neighbors, though I sure as hell know how they sound, just not in the way I best imagined them... *ahem* the worst fear I have is that the chick upstairs is hot and like... well I dunno...
or she could be really ugly which would make it so much worse.

Aardcore wrote:

Was just visiting my parents back home and should've jacked my stereo to bring home to my apartment, should've played some 1970's porn groove music, or something like... Disturbed, they all into it, I hit the music, all they hear through the walls from my apartment "OOH-AW-AW-AW-AW!!!"
Somehow I think they could make their own words to "the Sickness", like "Get up, come on get down on the stiffness" so maybe like "10,000 Fists"
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6527|Singapore
or go upstairs and introduce yourself and then when no one is looking, slip a spycam ibehind a vase or something
cablecopulate
Member
+449|6739|Massachusetts.
So is the female half hot?
=MCHD= arush5268d
Member
+46|6502|Houston, TX
I had the same thing going on in my old place.  Luckily for me though, the guy only had about a 2 minute stamina.  But that didn't stop me from outdoing them, in noise level and duration!
citricacidx
Hooligan of War
+21|6506|Atlanta, GA
3 minutes?
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6527|Singapore
or you can download and play the hottest porn vid with the best speakers in full blast...ppl from the next street can hear ya lol
Aardcore
Member
+60|6714|USA, Arizona
Oh man LOL all of this input is great, I might formulate some of this stuff and come up with something. So far, Choumichel's advice seems the most wicked LOL
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6674|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Aardcore wrote:

Lately I've found my lack of concentration in BF2 caused by one thing... my neighbors living upstairs. It had been months since I realized the older patrons left and new ones moved in, yet the new ones seemed non-existent, keeping quiet, occasionally hearing footsteps in my apartment building's seemingly and SUPPOSEDLY soundproof walls. How wrong that seemed. Though I love my apartment, the...

hold on the sound's back up...

Alright, back to topic, though I love my apartment, it has only been recently that my neighbors upstairs have begun to unwind. With that being said, every night, almost like clockwork for the past couple of days now, my neighbors have been omnisciently energetic. It all began when I was playing Warlord a couple of nights ago and I had my headphones on. I use my headphones as not to wake my fiancee from waking her from screams of "AUUUGH!" or the sudden explosions of grenades, tank fire, artillery and the like... that was when I was sitting at a palace flag and with such high quality coming from the soundcard, picking up footsteps was easy just in case I'd attempted to be snuck upon. So as I was sitting at the flag, I heard this sudden thud, a succession of them really, as well as a squeaking.

Instinctively, I aimed up and looked at the ceiling... that's when I realized it wasn't from the game. Distracted, I looked away from my monitor and looked directly at my roof and sat there thinking "Maybe they're moving stuff..." till I heard the squeaking speed up and down occasionally. Still distracted, I heard the muffled sound acknowledging I had heard that I captured the flag I was at but I had gotten up from my computer at that time still attentive to the sound above me.

*Squeak-squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak-squeak, squeak-squeak* and that went on for quite some time and I timed it... at one point all I heard was a QUICK succession of these squeaks and I thought to myself "Oh man here it comes, the moneyshot dismount!"

Lo and behold, there was one last sudden THUMP... ... silence then a lasting succession of falling thuds and what seemed to me, a large sigh. I covered my mouth not wanting to laugh out so hard and have my neighbors think I was awake and aware (though I was) and hopped back on BF2, still giddy and awestruck by what had happened.

It was funny at first but now it's getting annoying. I had to quick playing BF2 just because of their bedstruck passion and I'm wondering if I should do something about it... in a way I don't want to be rude and interrupt or intrude on their business, but another part of me says "Arthur, you need to let these neighbors know what's up... maybe meet them and talk to them about this." Though that seems awkward

Oddly enough, I come to my fellow BF2S community for help... or to muse me on suggestions of what I should do about these passionate, energetic (yet 7 minute lasting) neighbors?
Be grateful you have a fiance and your not 14 and on about your parents here.  To cure it get ya wife to be and endulge in some bedroom gymnastics yourself but make it last twice, even three times as long, leave the woman upstairs thinking, "omg omg, why dont I have it like that"?
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6633|Finland

There's an old saying:

"If you can't beat them..."
I need around tree fiddy.

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