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I will have to sue my German teacher... After one year I can still only understand basic German... like "Guten tag" (is it a capital t in tag?) "Ich heisse Hallvard" (I don't have the weird German letter on my keyboard) "Ich komme aus Norwegen" "Was ist das?" etc... And a couple of useless words such as "Pferdetaxi", "Frau", "falsch", "Kugel", "Teufel" and a couple more...

Last edited by kmjnhb (2006-07-27 10:04:27)

2006-07-27 10:10:06

#58

SoC./Omega: Member; +122|6750|Omaha, Nebraska!

eins,zwie,drei! suß und sauer.

2006-07-27 10:20:52

#59

Brasso: member; +1,549|6840

Whats the short way of saying "Fuck you, noobs"?

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2006-07-27 12:44:49

#60

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|6966|Hell, p.o box 666

fon|sl4y3r wrote:
General-Echo wrote:
Erm, what does this all have to do with bf2 or the bf2s servers?
smartass echo

haffeysucks wrote:
Whats the short way of saying "Fuck you, noobs"?

Fick Dich Anfänger or Kackbratzen

2006-07-27 12:51:44

#61

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6841|Finland

Ein gutes Fight in Taraba Heute, obwohl du mein Flugzeug zu oft zerstört hattest!

Was that good?

I need around tree fiddy.

2006-07-27 12:56:21

#62

Brasso: member; +1,549|6840

fon|sl4y3r wrote:
fon|sl4y3r wrote:
General-Echo wrote:
Erm, what does this all have to do with bf2 or the bf2s servers?
smartass echo
haffeysucks wrote:
Whats the short way of saying "Fuck you, noobs"?
Fick Dich Anfänger or Kackbratzen

thanks for teaching us german! +1

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2006-07-27 13:21:45

#63

The_Mob_Returns: Member; +72|6931|Indianapolis, IN

Yikes, I have taken 2 years of german and every phrase in here is new to me.

But then again, if I repeated any of these in the classroom, I would surely be suspended from school.

I need to remember some of these for those noob admins.

2006-07-27 13:37:25

#64

Hallvard: Member; +263|6732|North Norway

haffeysucks wrote:
thanks for teaching us german! +1

In German: (I hope)
Danke für lerne uns Deutch!
Is that right? Probably not...

Du bist eine gute Lehrer, Slayer!
how about that? is that right?

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2006-07-27 14:39:12

#65

Eckzack: The east-german Fuxxer; +37|7054|Germany / Saxony

kmjnhb wrote:
haffeysucks wrote:
thanks for teaching us german! +1
In German: (I hope)
Danke für lerne uns Deutch!
Is that right? Probably not...

Du bist eine gute Lehrer, Slayer!
how about that? is that right?

Not bad, dude, not bad...

The first one was hard:

Correct: "Danke, daß du uns Deutsch lernst!" or "Danke für´s Deutschlernen!"

The second one was so fuckin close, only simple typos:

Correct: "Du bist ein guter Lehrer, Slayer!"

We have a common saying in Germany: "Deutsche Sprache - schwere Sprache"

This means: "German language = bad language!"

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2006-07-27 15:12:27

#66

Hallvard: Member; +263|6732|North Norway

Eckzack wrote:
kmjnhb wrote:
In German: (I hope)
Danke für lerne uns Deutch!
Is that right? Probably not...

Du bist eine gute Lehrer, Slayer!
how about that? is that right?
Not bad, dude, not bad...

The first one was hard:

Correct: "Danke, daß du uns Deutsch lernst!" or "Danke für´s Deutschlernen!"

The second one was so fuckin close, only simple typos:

Correct: "Du bist ein guter Lehrer, Slayer!"

cool, maybe I don't have to sue my German teacher after all ^_^

[edit]
Hmm.. Saxony, is that the same as Sachen? My German teacher had this wacko idea that everyone where to get fake German identities... I was a farmer named Roland Koch from Leipzig/Sachen

Last edited by kmjnhb (2006-07-27 15:17:10)

2006-07-27 16:07:55

#67

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|6966|Hell, p.o box 666

DonFck wrote:
Ein gutes Fight in Taraba Heute, obwohl du mein Flugzeug zu oft zerstört hattest!

Was that good?

well done DonFck. Not bad for the beginning. 100% version is:
"Es war heute ein guter Kampf auf Taraba, obwohl Du mein Flugzeug zu oft zerstört hast"

2006-07-27 16:52:30

#68

Eckzack: The east-german Fuxxer; +37|7054|Germany / Saxony

kmjnhb wrote:
Eckzack wrote:
kmjnhb wrote:
In German: (I hope)
Danke für lerne uns Deutch!
Is that right? Probably not...

Du bist eine gute Lehrer, Slayer!
how about that? is that right?
Not bad, dude, not bad...

The first one was hard:

Correct: "Danke, daß du uns Deutsch lernst!" or "Danke für´s Deutschlernen!"

The second one was so fuckin close, only simple typos:

Correct: "Du bist ein guter Lehrer, Slayer!"
cool, maybe I don't have to sue my German teacher after all ^_^

[edit]
Hmm.. Saxony, is that the same as Sachen? My German teacher had this wacko idea that everyone where to get fake German identities... I was a farmer named Roland Koch from Leipzig/Sachen

It´s called "Sachsen" and Saxony = Sachsen. Leipzig is about 100 km from my hometown...

Last edited by Eckzack (2006-07-27 16:53:15)

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2006-07-27 17:02:54

#69

Hallvard: Member; +263|6732|North Norway

Aha, yes, I thought there where somethig wrong, but couldn't figure out what... Thanks, now I know that!

2006-07-27 23:44:20

#70

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|6966|Hell, p.o box 666

If you wanna spell Sachsen correct or like most germans do you have to say: Söchsän
@EckZack: no offence man

2006-07-28 01:13:29

#71

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|6966|Hell, p.o box 666

well new lesson for today:

dedicated to DonFck

german: man, es macht echt keinen Spass zu fliegen wenn Slayer einem am Arsch klebt!!!
english: damn, it really isnt funny to fly if Slayer is after your ass
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2006-07-28 01:16:28

#72

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|6966|Hell, p.o box 666

k30dxedle wrote:
HölleKopf.

nearly K30... but its: Höllenkopf

2006-07-28 03:15:28

#73

Eckzack: The east-german Fuxxer; +37|7054|Germany / Saxony

fon|sl4y3r wrote:
If you wanna spell Sachsen correct or like most germans do you have to say: Söchsän
@EckZack: no offence man

Wenn dann schon Sochsähn...

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2006-07-28 14:59:32

#74

venom6: Since day One.; +247|6768|Hungary

fon|sl4y3r wrote:
it is vögeln!

Okey...i was not sure...lol

2006-07-31 07:58:02

#75

Slayer: ---hates you; +1,137|6966|Hell, p.o box 666

translate this folks:

german: boah ich habe am Samstag dermaßen gesoffen dass mir Sonntag in der Kirche vor lauter Müdigkeit die Kippe ins Bierglas gefallen ist...

well, cant wait for this one... first gets a cookie for a 90% translation (germans excluded)

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