And they would just come out his mouth cuz his butt hole is too large. Oh man thats funny. Dont you love it when you make yourself laugh?Bubbalo wrote:
Because that would be painful. And it would waste time.-=CB=-krazykarl wrote:
"BUBBALO, WHY DON'T YOU GO STAND ON YOUR HEAD AND PACK ROCKS IN YOUR ASS!"
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What's the translation there?PuckMercury wrote:
isn't this letter just a longer (and more grammatically correct) way of saying, "Ich bin ein Berliner?"
Based on what? Seriously. Where are you from? Name how many Nations we have rebuilt. Now, count the number of Nations your Country has rebuilt. We are less generous than who/ what standard?Bubbalo wrote:
The US is one of the least generous Western nations.
Pa' Leese have a good answer!Bubbalo wrote:
It's true.
Like I said in the opening of this post, i didn't know if an actual Australian Dentist wrote this. Not the point. It is the context of the letter that I found so good. My Opinion. Just sharing a well written piece of literature.K8Kommunist wrote:
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/america2.htm
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Its not what you said, its how you said itAlexanderthegrape wrote:
No, what he's pointing out is that even though we had given more than anybody, they still hate us.CameronPoe wrote:
I think the writer kind of ruined it with his reference to Afghanistan given that the people who the US supplied the arms to happened to be the ones responsible for 9/11. Just my thoughts.
the most chilling declaration that i have ever read on this forum. the erasure of "difference" in the name of (american) freedom (there are at least two ways to interpret that, and both of the ones i'm thinking of are correct) is what actually prevents most non-americans from being able to accept us interventions as being in the name of their freedom. i love many americans, and many of the products of american culture, but i am not by any stretch of the imagination an american - that's not a criticism of america, its a proclamation of my individuality, and the distinct character of my culture. Fuck you Peter Ferrara.(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:
Americans are not a particular people from a particular place, they are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.
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Hey Mate, I catch what your saying 100%!oberst_enzian wrote:
the most chilling declaration that i have ever read on this forum. the erasure of "difference" in the name of (American) freedom (there are at least two ways to interpret that, and both of the ones I'm thinking of are correct) is what actually prevents most non-Americans from being able to accept us interventions as being in the name of their freedom. i love many Americans, and many of the products of American culture, but i am not by any stretch of the imagination an American - that's not a criticism of America, its a proclamation of my individuality, and the distinct character of my culture. Fuck you Peter Ferrara.(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:
Americans are not a particular people from a particular place, they are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.
Okay,Bubbalo wrote:
The US is one of the least generous Western nations.
down south we prefer booty, can you say it with me? that's right, booty, booty booty bootybootybootybootybooty...............bootyPuckMercury wrote:
entirely. It's all about syntax. Anyone can say, "Fuck off and die." A master waits until the right moment in the right situation to tell you to, "Stand on your head and pile rocks in your butt."Alexanderthegrape wrote:
I used the word Butt though. It has a more comedic ring than ass.
QFT +1 Thank you Mr. Australian Dentist Dude(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:
A Marine friend of mine forwarded this letter to me, I loved it. I don't know how recent it is, or if an actual Australian Dentist wrote it, either. Just wanted to share.
Written by an Australian Dentist...
"To Kill an American "
You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.
So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let
everyone know, what an American is. So they would know when they found one.
”An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish,
Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican,
African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan.
An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navajo,
Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as Native-Americans.
An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them chooses.
An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence, which recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of happiness. An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in return.
When Afghanistan was over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country!
As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan. Americans welcome the best of everything...the best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, and the best services. But they also welcome the least. The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.
Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11, 2001 earning a better life for their families. It's been told that the World Trade Center victims were from at least 90 different countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.
So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other bloodthirsty tyrants in the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place, they are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.
ROFLMAFAO LOLOLOLOLZZZZZZspastic bullet wrote:
Here's something doing the rounds in Canadian inboxes right now...Brought a tear to my eye.Canadians Are Fucking Awesome (a heartfelt tribute by a Nepalese monkey-herder)
I am just a Nepalese monkey-herder. I am humble, and I do not claim to know much. But I know this: Canadians Are Fucking Awesome. We Nepalese love ice hockey and we have Canada to thank for this wonderful invention. Thanks Canada! Your cocks are huge! Please impregnate all our women-folk with your superior Canadian genes!
Man, if only Bush could read that speach as if it came from his head I wouldnt mind the guy. Everything he says now sounds so written. When he tries to speak off the top of his head he goofs up. That why I dont like him and hes a noob.kr@cker wrote:
Reagan was I believe still a democrat at this time
June 1952 (from a commencement address at Williams Woods College, one of the oldest surviving speeches of Reagan's)
"I, in my own mind, have always thought of America as a place in the divine scheme of things that was set aside as a promised land. It was set here and the price of admission was very simple: the means of selection was very simple as to how this land should be populated. Any place in the world and any person from those places; any person with the courage, with the desire to tear up their roots, to strive for freedom, to attempt and dare to live in a strange and foreign place, to travel halfway across the world was welcome here."
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Isn't that kinda exactly what I said about how you define "most" or "least"Alexanderthegrape wrote:
Bubbalo, I think that kiwi dipped deep friend Aussy brain of your is finally melting out your ears.
Some countries may give more of the GOVERNMENT collected money. The United States gives huge amounts of
GOVERNMENT collected money, but ALSO has the highest private citizen charitable contributions in the world.
Go ahead and try and cite something that contradicts that statement.
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no, china has the biggest army. and nice find btw, i liked the letter.Bubbalo wrote:
The same could be said about Australia. Regardless, there are many democracies in the world. The US is just the one with the biggest army.
Well what do you know?! There is such a thing as literacy wank.(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:
A Marine friend of mine forwarded this letter to me, I loved it. I don't know how recent it is, or if an actual Australian Dentist wrote it, either. Just wanted to share.
Written by an Australian Dentist...
snipped so USM07 doesn't go nuts
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Are you serious man? Did you read the letter? I don't know the member you are referring to, personally. I haven't even engaged in a pm to the guy. So you waste your time, misquoted me, and try to make some point, failing in doing so.... well there you go. In all honesty other members did enjoy and thanked me for posting this.m3thod wrote:
Well what do you know?! There is such a thing as verbal wank.(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:
A Marine friend of mine forwarded this letter to me, I loved it. I don't know how recent it is, or if an actual Australian Dentist wrote it, either. Just wanted to share.
Written by an Australian Dentist...
snipped to please USM07
(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:
failing in doing so....
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Bubbalo said:SoC./Omega wrote:
no, china has the biggest army. and nice find btw, i liked the letter.Bubbalo wrote:
The same could be said about Australia. Regardless, there are many democracies in the world. The US is just the one with the biggest army.
I wasn't refering to anyone. I was giving my objective view on the letter.(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:
Are you serious man? Did you read the letter? I don't know the member you are referring to, personally. I haven't even engaged in a pm to the guy. So you waste your time, misquoted me, and try to make some point, failing in doing so.... well there you go. In all honesty other members did enjoy and thanked me for posting this.m3thod wrote:
Well what do you know?! There is such a thing as verbal wank.(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:
A Marine friend of mine forwarded this letter to me, I loved it. I don't know how recent it is, or if an actual Australian Dentist wrote it, either. Just wanted to share.
Written by an Australian Dentist...
snipped to please USM07
Being that you're a hater, you missed the point all together.
EDIT spelling, and you Mr. m3thod man edit what you said originally, lol...(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:
failing in doing so....
I just picked a random post of yours to say that in the context of this thread, you are an idiot.Bubbalo wrote:
It's true.