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polarbearz wrote:

Anal sex then. Just like Java works with IE and netscape, anal works with guys and girls.
Seconded.

Only if we can dress up in animal costumes, get completly smashed on Tequila and you let me do your girl first.  Well, if you still have the same girlfriend as the one in the "post a pic of yourself" thread.  She had nice boobies.  Having a midget present would help.


Actually........wait.........no dude.

The semi-homosexual conversation or the Cougar bashing?

stryyker wrote:

Cougar wrote:

The semi-homosexual conversation or the Cougar bashing?

when did it downgrade to semi-homosexual?

Shhhhhh!!

I'm trying to pull it back to a full fledged hetrosexual conversation.

Gay secks is good.

You think you have it tough Cougar.
My job for the holidays is to dress up in a dog suit and walk around Wellington waterfront with a ship's captain. Let me tell you; kids are arseholes. Every single one of them. About 50% are too scared to approach me, about 30% are pretty happy, and the last 20% are arseholes. This may no sound like much, but they gain confidence in groups, e.g, Holiday programmes. If you encounte a Holiday programme, every single one of those kids will fit ito the arsehole catagory. Being swamped by little people on a daily basis pullig yor tail and tapping your head while screeching at you IS NOT FUN!! I fucking hate it but I have to do it every day until the 16th of July - when holidays are over.

Crappy job huh, but I needed the money to pay for the brand new awesome computer I'm typing on right now.

So yeah, annoying schoolkids on the internet are bad, but in person they're one hundred times worse.

Pfft.

*hipthrusts Tyferra*
Takes a break
*hipthrusts Cougar*
Grabs a coffee
*hipthrusts Stryyker and rubs his face into my crotch*

All in a day's work.

Cougar wrote:

polarbearz wrote:

Now will you have my babies?

I lack a vagina.

(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:

Cougar, i know you lust for +1 karma on your funny/humerous/and just plain laugh out loud posts, but comon, if your gonna make all these posts about nothing that does nothing for nothing, atleast keep it in the right section. You do spend way to much making tons of topics to get +1 karma, thats imho.

Please link to a post, thread, comment, karma comment, anything, where I ask for karma or say that I care about it.  Until then, kindly shut the fuck up and take your 2 star general ass back to ktotheimmy.com if you don't like it.  I've been writing this shit since before karma was indroduced because I enjoy writing it and people enjoy reading it.  Most people anyway's, the people who get their shit ruined usually don't care much for it.

Dismissed.

Enjoy it in the right section next time.

and i dont recall making about being a 2 star general...

Last edited by (EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay (2006-07-03 23:31:42)

Jihad!









on Todd_Angelo

polarbearz wrote:

Alexanderthegrape wrote:

Dude, I was there the other day when you were on duty and I snapped this with my pixphone;
http://i6.tinypic.com/16lbjmf.jpg

Tyf touches little girls. He's going to hell for that.

Cougar I don't get it

Don't get what?

Funny stuff indeed.  Though I'm much more tolerant of complainers...I feel like if we complain enough about certain things...cheating and shitty admins, mostly, something might be DONE about them for once.  If we stop talking about it, EA and Dice won't know, right?  Clearly they don't actually TEST their patches first.  Seems to be OUR job.

Cougar wrote:

Todd_Angelo wrote:

Oh diddums, I made you care enough to reply again. Want to go for three for three buddy boy?

Ok. 

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/5933/yousuck2ap.jpg

You vs. Me and everyone else.

Fight!

Karma padding at it's best

Just playing. Although, I think the person that negged you gave me +1. Hehe...

OK, a Lengthy, well written Post Deserves another, Lengthy Well Written post, so time to flex my fingers and get writing and quoting.
I Have respect for Cougar, everything he writes is well thought out and is Good Content to Say the Least.

Cougar wrote:

1. The Snitch

The Snitch is simply a bastard.  The Snitch is the kind of person that sees a guy on a random server doing something wrong and feels the need to alert the entire BF2 community as to what crime this guy has committed, like we care or can do anything about it.  If you do a search for the word "cheater" it comes back with six pages of results.  We understand that people cheat, hack, glitch, prone spam, bunny hop, dolphin dive, aimbot, vehicle whore, etc etc etc etc.  WE KNOW!  So you caught a guy on your server in the Karkand wall glitch ehh?  Think you should make a thread over it ehh?  How's about not.  He's in the same spot, doing the same thing, and people on the server are reacting in the SAME way as the last guy who made a thread on it.  Even if you ban the assholes doing it....THEY WILL GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND CONTINUE.  I have 8 bans on my stats and I don't remember where any of them came from and I don't care.  Do you honestly think these guys do?  Fuck no they don't.

Stop.  Making.  Threads.  About.  This.  Shit.

This is True. I Covered it in My Thread, in Featured Posts. I Have Reported 6 people in the last week, and haven't written about 1 of them.  It feels better than anything else. Chances are that these people don't end up reporting it, as they cant be bothered reporting it. I don't give a Fuck what you think of this Guy, shut up and Report him to the Nazi's at BF2ROE, if you care that much.  Just be Quiet, you Attention Whores.

Cougar wrote:

2. The "OMG" Guy

The "OMG Guy" is a dumb ass by merit.  He thinks every little thing is a miracle sent down to him by the hand of God himself.  Some examples of the "OMG Guy" are the "OMG look at this guys stats!!", "OMG there is teddy bears in the box!!", "OMG Volx is No.1 now!!!", "OMG I got promoted!!" threads, to name a few.  The "OMG Guy" needs to understand that, unless he found a secret room full of naked women having an orgy with The Harlem Globetrotters, we really don't care, OR we have already seen it from the last 17 OMG Guys.

Attention Whores Version 2.0, I think these Guys Like to get Flamed, cause these threads are Here in their 1000's.
Does anyone even look at the Leader board? Not Me. I Paid to play, not to Observe the Stats of some 20 Year old Person who lives at Home.

And Cougar, thats one hell of a Secret Room......

Cougar wrote:

3. The Obsessive Compulsive Statistical Comparison Addict Guy

The Obsessive Compulsive Statistical Comparison Addict Guy, feels the need to compare EVERYTHING to EVERYTHING else, as to think that maybe, somehow he may be able to find the one invincible super weapon in BF2.  Nostradamus says "There isn't one dumb ass.  Rock, paper, scissors you dipshit.".  You may have seen the dog crap threads these guys make before.  L96A1vsM24, MK3A1vsDAO12, M1A1vsT90, USAvsPLA, Coke vs Pepsi, Shit vs Brussels Sprouts, Vagina vs No Vagina.   It goes on forever.  The Obsessive Compulsive Statistical Comparison Addict Guy needs to realize that everyone has their own preference, there is no super weapon, people are always going to disagree on shit and the thread you're about to make has probably already been made.  Twice.

These  people are pretty dumb, I mean seriously, who wants to read about this shit. Also, alot of them are disguised under interesting thread name, so I end up clicking them, only to find a Big Bag of Shit.

Cougar wrote:

4. The Sniper Video Spammers

It's the same thing.  All of them.  Have you ever seen an original movie and thought to yourself, "hey that was pretty good"?  Yeah, me too.   Then people come along and remake it, twice, three, four, even five times?  By the fifth time the movie just blows rotten ass, well it's the same thing with the sniper video's, only they are on or around remake No. 2,348.  It's the same thing, different actor, different music, different location.  What's the fucking point?  We understand now that you can kill people from a long way away, congrats.  Want to impress me?  Make a video of yourself going 50-1 and capping 15 flags in one round using nothing but a pistol.  That's pretty much the only thing I haven't seen yet, and rest assured it would probably stay original because I doubt just "anybody" can do that, unlike a sniper rifle where it is just point and click.

This is also True, I like a movie thats funny, well thought out and at least 10 Minutes Long. The Only Movies I really appreciate are these. Others are just a Waste of my band with.
BUT OH NOES!!!, some 1337 5n1p3R has decided he needs to make a Video of all his 1337 5K1LLz.
So lets all download it and waste our band with to see some "5harq1 0wn4G3"!!!!!!111!1one.
Go Away Please.

Cougar wrote:

5. The "This One Time" Guys

"This one time I was walking down the street in Karkand and this dude came around the corner so we started shooting at each other but we both missed so we had to reload and then we shot again and we both missed so we had to reload again and then we ran out of ammo so we started pistol fighting and we missed so we started reloading and then we shot at each other some more and then we ran out of ammo again and then we pulled out our grenades but we both through them over each others shoulders and so we pulled out our knives and we started running at each other and all of the sudden a car came out of nowhere and ran over him and I was standing there laughing so hard and all of the sudden some artillery came down and killed me and then some random guy came and teabagged me so I tried to get the admin to ban him cause that was gay but the admin wouldn't do it so I left and decided to come here to BF2s and tell all of you about because it was funny and it sucked at the same time and the admin was a faggit and needs to have the ROE guys take his admin away from him and wipe his stats because he is not a good admin so +1 karma me if you would because I want to be l33t."

Shut the fuck up with that shit.

"This One Time, at Band Camp......."

Cougar wrote:

6. The "Punk"

"The admin over at ______ is an asshole and he banned me for no reason."  So what?  Go somewhere else.  There are thousands of servers out there and you get worked up over a jackass admin on one server?  You got punked, picked on, abused by the admin.  There is nothing you can other than leave or report them, and this isn't where you report them.  This also isn't the place to report stat-padders or whores.  You know that BF2:RS place everyone hates?  Yeah go make it their problem.

This Is true. Fact is, they probably want to be an Asshole, and chances are, that the Community won't end up on this Server. Also, chances are that you were kicked for going on a 16 Player 24/7 Karkand or Wake Server. You Don't like it then Fuck off. They Paid for it, not you, so stop your crying and Play Somewhere else.

Cougar wrote:

7. The Children

Fact: The Children are hated because they do one of the things listed above.  Why?  Because they saw someone else do it.

This isn't fact.You Shouldn't generalize Children because a Small portion (well, on this forum its probably 50/50) of them are Smacktards. I'm only 14, and I maintain a proper netiquette whenever I'm on.
So don't be all high and Mighty, what did you expect when you have 11 year old kids who grab their mothers legs till they buy them bf2, then 2 ours later Grab them Again to buy a New PC cause they can't read properly.
Also, in what terms are you a Child?



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Thank you Very Much for this Post. I agreed on almost everything here.
Hope to Play CS:S with you some time.


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Cheers,
Jestar12345

Jestar12345 wrote:

This isn't fact.You Shouldn't generalize Children because a Small portion (well, on this forum its probably 50/50) of them are Smacktards. I'm only 14, and I maintain a proper netiquette whenever I'm on.
So don't be all high and Mighty, what did you expect when you have 11 year old kids who grab their mothers legs till they buy them bf2, then 2 ours later Grab them Again to buy a New PC cause they can't read properly.
Also, in what terms are you a Child?



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Thank you Very Much for this Post. I agreed on almost everything here.
Hope to Play CS:S with you some time.

Yeah, I see what you mean there.  Children is a fairly vague term, but basically I guess you could say if you have the maturity of a child, you are a child.  You and Towelly are tow people who have brought this to my attention tonight.  personally, until now, if someone else would have told me you guys were 14 and 15 I would have called them a liar.  But, for the most part, people under the age of 16 tend to be.....aggrivating.  TheSoprano and the other guy who's name I can't remember are prime examples.  They make at least 7 threads a day that are in the wrong sections, about topics already covered, using bad grammar, and turning their own threads into flame wars in under 10 posts.

As for CS:S, I play the Zombie mod exclusivly.  Anytime you wanna hook up and play holler at me over XFire.  XFire link is on the right.  Looking forward to killing some shit with you.