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Cougar
Banned
+1,962|4998|Dallas
Fuck a 12 step program.  If you really want to stop drinking follow "Cougar's 5 Step Program"

1. Get camera.
2. Get drunk.
3. Have someone take a picture or two of you drunk.
4. Sober up.
5. Review.

You will notice things you should not have done.  They are as follows but not limited too:

https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3217/drunkedg21xb.jpg
Fig 1-1, Acting like a complete fucktard and ruining your reputation in front of friends.

https://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9785/passedout4ul.jpg
Fig 1-2, Passing out with your eyes open.

https://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8672/bike24ic.jpg
Fig 1-3, Going to Wal-Mart, commandeering bike, breaking shit, harassing children, getting banned.

Yeah.....I fail at alcoholism.  There are more but I don't want to provide blackmail evidence for future incidences.

I am now 100% alcohol free for the 3rd month running.  Man, I look(ed) like a douche bag.


Let's see your drunk pictures damnit!

Last edited by Cougar (2006-06-21 03:08:54)

Swiss
Member
+20|4778
If just looking at yourself drunk like that makes you stop drinking, you need some fucking balls.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|4998|Dallas

Swiss wrote:

If just looking at yourself drunk like that makes you stop drinking, you need some fucking balls.
Apparantly I lost them at some point that night.  It was a horrible experiance.
notorious
Nay vee, bay bee.
+1,396|4980|The United Center
acting like a complete fucktard:

https://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b337/puckplayer/IMG_0063.jpg

passing out with your eyes (partially) open:

https://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b337/puckplayer/IMG_0028.jpg

well, it's not walmart, but it is a big bouncy ball...and that pool cue would eventually be put through a window:

https://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b337/puckplayer/n8608109_32196302_9549.jpg
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|4998|Dallas

Amufarid wrote:

seems that you are the only drunk person around here....btw who the hell gots time to go to a party and get drunk ....and then put someone make picture of you.......c'mon bro..  when u get drunk you sortof forget everthing and u want us to make picture...c'mon...get a life bro    (btw im anti drunk)

seems not......respect....
See step number 3.
THA
im a fucking .....well not now
+609|5004|AUS, Canberra
this is from last wed night
you can read about it here http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=29588

god knows what this gangster symbol is my mate is trying to do.

https://img139.imageshack.us/img139/710/dsc036306rf.jpg
Swiss
Member
+20|4778
Well i've done waaay stupider shit when i was drunk, doesn't stop me from drinking some more. I haven't been dumb enough to drive while drunk though...well not a car. I remember once in the middle of geneva one summer i was just sitting outside a bar on some plastic chair in the middle of town...puked once, then my friends just put me right in the middle of the street on the lawn chair, right in the middle. i was puking my face off and cars were inching past me...Aaaaah...good times, good times...
mrboogman
You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here!
+13|4935|Germany
Man, I just stopped drinking after looking at Cougar's pics...
Tor77
Ron Jeremy Apprentice
+84|4885|Norway
From my colleagues wedding this weekend. Drunk on champagne and whisky.

https://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5084/cimg19227ej.th.jpg
Kung Jew
That one mod
+330|4978|Houston, TX
I've long since given up the drunken days of too many shots, and well drinks...

Now I just get Scotched.  (capitalized for respect)

No blended.

Nothing younger than 15 years.

Smoky, peaty, sometimes spicy.

Water is for other peoples drinks, not mine.



KJ
darad0
Member
+40|4854|Centreville, VA
10:25 am, time to get crunked!

i own alcoholism.

ps. i'll have pics from last weekend up later, as soon as i get them from my friend's camera. they are pretty bad lol
xINTERMISSIONx
Member
+71|4790|A dark hole....
https://www.filefactory.com/?156485
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|4998|Dallas
danCer, your resemblance to Pvt Pile in your sig is uncanny at best I must say...
alpinestar
Member
+304|4829|New York City baby.
Don't have pictures but I usually end up with broken face I get into too many fights
KtotheIMMY
Member
+513|4996
hmm... I think I've already destroyed all photographic evidence of my drunken times... I don't drink very often anymore unless something tempts me on a bar menu or I have a craving
Tushers
Noctwisaskfirtush
+224|4918|Some where huntin in Wisconsin
http://img84.imageshack.us/my.php?image … 0036iu.jpg

Middle one is me at my friends house my girlfriend is the blond and dont ask who teh hell the other kid is..the wierd thing is i dont smoke ciggeretes but you dont know what you do drunk?
[killer]manxs
Member
+148|4882|San Diego C.A.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|4998|Dallas
Har har har.
danCer
teh m0nsta
+314|4948|Germany

Cougar wrote:

danCer, your resemblance to Pvt Pile in your sig is uncanny at best I must say...
You are right, thx to Goldman it is the beloved Pvt. Pile https://www.bmb-clan.com/resources/images/smiles/devil.gif
And i am his worst enemy now *rrr*

Last edited by bmb|danCer (2006-06-22 03:35:16)

stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|4953|California

all the pics of me drunk envolve

1.) not me (i am too young to drink)
2.)other people barfing on themselves
3.) wierd half naked sex

kthx
-[Silver.Inc*
BF2s AU Server Admin
+315|4814|Melbourne, Australia.

Cougar wrote:

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9785 … out4ul.jpg
Fig 1-2, Passing out with your eyes open.
You look dead, rly..
MrPredictable
Member
+14|4920
I have a good drunk story, pics will come later.

Im 17(this was just yesterday) out camping with my friends and we are all very very drunk. I meet the people in the camp site next to us, start hanging around with them. I woke up in the morning in my underwear in a sleeping bag with an attractive girl who was similarly clothed in a tent with 3 other people who i didn't remember right away.

overall a good night
kessel!
Peruvian Cocaine
+261|4998|Toronto Canada
when i am drunk, i can convince people i am a professional rapper.
Phoenix2
Professional Medic Whore
+43|4762|Karkand
I'm not old enough to drink, but I feel drunk and have hangovers in the morning from overdosing on ambien CR, like right now.

edit:why'd i click edit

Last edited by Phoenix2 (2006-06-25 23:55:02)

DaReJa
BF2s US Server Admin
+257|4860|Los Angeles, California, US.

Phoenix2 wrote:

I'm not old enough to drink, but I feel drunk and have hangovers in the morning from overdosing on ambien CR, like right now.

edit:why'd i click edit
Haha Ambien. Drugs.
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